Exhibitors Herald (Jan-Mar 1921)

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-March 26. 1921 EXHIBITORS HERALD 87 LOVERS in the hall-way; Papa on the stair : Bull-dog on the front porch — Music in the air. —CORS'ELL WIDOW. I' * PERCY — "How would you — aw — like to own — aw — a little puppy, Miss Dowley?" "This is so sudden. Percy!" —DETROIT NEWS. * TON" Y — ( mischievously) — "I promise you I shall never kiss you !" Toinette — (with surprise) — '*Dc you ALWAYS keep your promises?" Tony — (with mock dignity^ — "Well, I keep within the law." —RUTGERS XEILSOX. * "WHAT progress are you making toward matrimony, Edith?" "Well Uncle. I'm on my fifth lap." MINNESOTA FOOLSCAP. * "I'VE been reared in the lap of luxury," said the millionaire's daughter." "Try mine for a change." suggested the impecunious voung man. — BALTIMORE AMERICAN. MAY — "Have you ever talked this way to anv other girl?" Rav — "Xo. love: I'm at my best tonight." — PEW. PUNCH BOWL. "WHEN" Cholly Van Rox proposed t<> me, Tie was too rattled to say a word." "Then how did you know he was proposing?" "Oh. rnv dear, his money did all the talking."— BOSTON TRANSCRIPT. "WELL, of all the nerve," she said, slapping his face when he kissed her. "Well, then." he pouted, "if that's the way vou feel about it get off rav lap." — IOWA FRIVOL. All About Optimists AX optimist is a man who expects to raise vegetables like those pictured in the seed catalogues.— NEW YORK SUN. * AX optimist is a fellow who will go out riding in his auto without taking along an extra tire. — TOLEDO WEEKLY BLADE. Ail-American Optimist PRIVATE Individual who tactfully obeys the commands of General Public : is hand in hand with Colonel Co-operation : keeps in step with Major Operations ; is conversant with Captain OTndustry : is able to face Lieutenant Limelight : shuns Sergeant Shortsightedness ; never approaches Corporal Punishment : is Buddy to each Buck Private in the American Army of workers; is indeed Commanderin-chief of his own earthly happiness ; and above all is an Optimist. — RUTGERS NEILSON. * AX optimist is a "Johnny" who promises to buy a chorus girl a motor car and expects her to pick out a Ford — VAUDEVILLE NEWS. * HE must be an optimist who can continue to sing "Home Sweet Home" after the rent has been raised six times. — BOSTON SHOE AND LEATHER REPORTER. * AX optimist is a man who will buy hair restorer from a baldheaded barber. — RUTGERS NEILSON. AN optimist can always see the bright side of the other fellow's misfortune. — RICHMOND (VA.) NEWS-LEADER. * AX optimist is a man who can make lemonade out of the lemons that are handed him.— PORTLAND (ME.) EXPRESS. Treasurer of Paramount Visits Western Studios Interested visitors at the Lasky studio on the coast recently were Mr. and Mrs. EIek J. Ludvigh of Xew York, the former being the recently elected treasurer of Famous Players-Lasky Corporation. Ludvigh has been secretary of the organization since its formation, as well as chief counsel, but had never previously visited the studio. Escorted by Jesse L. Lasky. first vice-president; General Manager Charles Eyton and Studio Manager Fred Kley, the visitors inspected the big studio and enjoyed watching the companies at work. Church to Show Films SHAWXEE. KAX. — A motion picture machine will be a part of the equipment of the local Methodist Episcopal church, now in the building. The World's Sweetheart Mary Pickford One Subject Every Other Week in a series of Fifteen two reel productions Specially Selected from Her Finest Booked by Lubliner 6k Tnnz H. Schoenstadt & Sons and other high class Exhibitors. Fine Enough for the Greatest Theaters D. Pictures and Produced by W. GRIFFITH The SUPREME STAR IN THE ROLES THAT MADE HER FAMOUS. WILL PACK EVERY THEATER THAT SHOWS THEM. RESERVE DATES! NOW! Interstate Film Service 402 Consumers Bldg. Chicago Wanted Expert Film Inspectors NO NOVICES NEED APPLY // you have had practical experience as a film inspector in a reliable exchange, you may be able to qualify with us. We are in need of several inspectors with these qualifications. Just because you know how to patch film does not mean that you can satisfy us. If you think that you can inspect films so that when they reach the exhibitor they are clean and properly patched without any chance of them breaking with ordinary usage, you are the one we are looking Jor. APPLY APRIL 1ST WABASH FILM EXCHANGE 3rd Floor 804 S. Wabash Ave.