Film Fun (1928 - 1942 (assorted issues))

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One day in an off-the-arm restaurant, David heard a black-faced gentle¬ man give his order. “Ah wants some ob dem re¬ spected molluscs, sah,” he told the waiter. “Respected molluscs?” was the startled answer. “What you mean, Blackness?” “What Ah wants,” the man in¬ sisted, “is what Ah wants. Go on an' bring me some ’steemed clams.” VIOLA RICHARDS HAL ROACH PLAYER yiOLA RICHARDS tells us a v very charming story of a little old lady in lavender who dispensed sweetness and. goodness on her missions of mercy in the sovereign state of Indiana. This old sister had a habit of walking through the slums finding families whom she could help. She would stop at a street corner where some urchin seemed to be in trouble, question him, and at¬ tempt to straighten out his diffi¬ culties. One day, while in a slightly better section of town, she hap¬ pened upon a little boy who sat on a curbstone crying as though his boyish heart would burst. The little old lady stooped clown through force of habit and took his hand in hers. “There, there, sonny,” she said. “You mustn’t cry. Tell mammy what the trouble is.” “Boo-hoo-hoo,” cried the little boy, “I’m so unhappy. My father is in jail.” “There now, kiddie, don’t you cry. We can fix that up all right. I’ll use my influence with the gov¬ ernor and everything will be fine.’ The little boy looked up at her pathetically. “It’s no use, lady,” he said. “My father is the governor. SALLY PHIPPS VFOX PLAYER TT seems that little Sally Phipps has a pretty good line on this here now modern degeneration. She tells us, with that whimsical smile of hers, that her little sister — two months older than Sal, by the by— came running into the studio one day right on the settee where Sally was emoting. “Say, sis,” said Sally’s sister seriously. “Reggie took me out in his new car last night.” For a moment Sally was alarmed. “I suppose he ran out of gas on a lonely road?” Sally’s sister was all salubrious smiles. “Sure,” she said, “and I ordered him to turn around and take me home to mother.” “Well,” asked Sally, anxiously, “what happened then?” “The worm turned,” said Sally’s sister sadly and simply. ROD LA ROCQUE PATHE-DE MILLE STAR 'T'HE much abused salesman comes in out of the rain for another dig from Rod La Rocque, whom we met on Hollywood Boulevard shortly after he re¬ turned from his trip to Europe. According to Rod, there was once a very dumb and literal¬ minded salesman who always thought he knew everything better than his boss, which wasn’t say¬ ing very much. The boss was Page 50