International photographer (Feb-Dec 1929)

Thli/y The INTERNATIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER December, 1929 H.J.KIRKPATRICK At Liberty Equipment : Mitchell Speed Camera GL-3929 HE-1128 /. R. LOCKWOOD Camera Rentals Business Phone 1108 N Lillian Way GRanite .'{177 Cor. Santa Monica Residence Phone: DOugrlgas 3361-W B.B. Ray, Freelancing Second Cameraman with 2 New Mitchell Sound Cameras Complete 1000 FT. MAGAZINES ADAPTERS WH-4062 or HE-1128 WILL RENT WHILE AT LIBERTY FOR SALE Akeley Camera almost like new. Two and six-inch lens. Will take Bell and Howell in trade on this. Sell for $1350.00 FRANK KING 1740 Winona Blvd., Hollywood, Cal. WARNER NICHOLS CROSBY Independence There was once a movie director who told droll stories, and expected a hearty guffaw from every member of his staff. One day, not long since, he sprung a hot one. As usual, the crew came across merrily, with the exception of a sourfaced script clerk. "What," roared the director, "don't you think that one funny!" "Me!" said the script clerk, "hell, no! I'm quitting your troupe tonight." J-foke-um By IRA fVeather Note Earl Stafford: "Why i: new 'talkie' theatres are summer time?" Earle Walker: "It must of the movie fans." is it that the so cool in the be because Horse Stuff First Cowboy: "What did the director say when your horse fell inu the swimming pool?" Second Cowboy: "Oh, he yelled, 'Pull out the plug!' " Style Item .... Jean Davenport: "Look at the condition that chorus girl is in." Bob Miller: "Is that a condition? I thought it was a bathing suit." The Only Five Ways to Become a Cameraman 1. Get a job as an assistant cameraman. 2. Pray for a break. 3. Pray for a break. 4. Pray for a break. 5. Prav for a break. Nut Stuff Bob Tobey : "Have you of Pinacryptol-Green ?" ever heard Bob Mitchell of it?" Bob Tobey: Boh Mitchell Bob Tobey: Bob Mitchell: 'No. What's the name 'What?" "What did you say?" 'I didn't say anything." "Oh, I didn't hear you." Ouch! Actor: "In that death scene of mine, I moved them all to tears." Assistant Director: "Yeah, they knew you were only playing dead." A Good Time Red Tolmie: "Which movement for a watch do you like best?" Chuck Geissler: "The hula-hula, I believe." Sour Joke Clyde DeVinna: "Do you know what they call lemons in Africa?" Billy Marshall: No, what?" Clyde DeVinna: "Lemons!" Foolish Question S762 Extra girl (to Maurice Kains, who is shaving outside of his tent on Big Pines location) : "Do you always shave outside ?" Maurice Kains: "Certainly! Do you think I'm fur lined?" Endorsement Editor The International Photographer, Dear Sir and Brother: Last month I lost my tripod cranks, which are very necessary to me at times. I immediately inserted an advertisement in our paper's "Lost and Found" department, and waited. Yesterday I came home and found the cranks in the pocket of my other suit. God bless our paper! Stealing Mother's Stuff Cameraman (to Mack Sennett extra girl): "Wouldn't your mother be shocked if she saw you in that bathing suit?" Extra girl: "She sure would. It's hers." First Assistant: "It's funny how my hair parts exactly in the middle." Second Assistant: "Yes, on dead center, as it were." Easily Pleased Roy Musgrave: "I just heard the leading lady say she dresses to please herself. Ray Rennahan: "Well, it doesn't take much to please her." King Charney says ... WHETHER IT BE CARBON OR INCANDESCENT LIGHTING WHETHER IT BE TALKIES OR SILENT Insist Upon Negative For definite results AGFA RAW FILM CORPORATION