Modern Screen (Jul-Dec 1945)

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When the picture was over, the exhausted nurse arose, collected her charges and started a thankful retreat through the smiling theater. Anyone who hadn't known that Miss Wyman's daughter was in the audience during the performance, was so informed by' that lady as she exited. 'That was my mommy," she exclaimed, churning from side to side. Then she realized that, since all these lovely people weren't leaving, the picture was to be shown again. Plumping herself down in the first available seat, she informed the nurse that she was going to see mommy's picture again. It took a good brisk lie ("This is a double feature — your mommy's picture is over") and a certain amount of physical force to dislodge the loyal Reagan daughter. From now on, the rules say, Maureen sees only non-Reagan, non-Wyman movies. Willing as she is to come to the defense of her family, she is also able to defend herself in the minor emergencies that arise in her young life. Allowed to remain in the room one evening when her glamorous Mommy was dressing to go to a party, she asked more questions than an Income Tax form. "Why are you doing that, Mommy?" "Why are you going to wear that?" "Who is going to be at the party?" "Do you think Daddy will get here from the Army in time to take you to the party?" "Will I go to parties when Im as big as you are?" "What time will you come home?" Finally, exasperated, Jane turned to her small daughter. "You ask too many questions. I've answered every single one two or three times, but you keep repeating. Now please be quiet." Miss Reagan, thus chastened, looked over her fluttering lashes for a few moments, her mouth pulled as taut as a Scotchman's purse. Finally, she observed in an outraged bass, "Well, after all, Mommy, you must realize I'm only trying to grow up!" There came a day, shortly thereafter, when Maureen became involved in the party business on a first-hand basis. "Know what next Wednesday is, honey?" Jane asked her tow-headed daughter "Wednesday?" Maureen looked innocently blank. Jane closed her eyes in slow motion, then opened them the same way to indicate that she had just heard a very corny crack. "It's your birthday. I'm planning a party for you." Her eyes bright with 22 carat sparkles, Maureen strolled away to think that one over. She came to a conclusion: What made a party successful? Guests, of course. Hordes of them. So Maureen set to work. She waited patiently on the curbing untii two Street Department gentlemen arrived to collect the Reagan garbage and tin cans. LETS 6ET THE ADMIRAL HIS HORSE/ Official U. S. Navy Photo Admiral Halsey has his eye on a fine white horse called Shirayuki. Some time ago, at a press conference, he expressed the hope that one day soon he could ride it. The chap now in Shirayuki's saddle is Japan's Emperor — Hirohito. He is the ruler of as arrogant, treacherous, and vicious a bunch of would-be despots as this earth has ever seen. 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