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ROUSE
GUARANTEED SIX
JMONTHS.
WEAR PAIR OUT AND WE GIVE ANOTHER FREE.
A most remarkable alisohitdv Holeproof Cloth exactly same as finest tweeds or serges, suitable for best or rough wear. "
BREECHES, 8 SUITS, 14/9
As a trial we send pair Gent's Trousers for 4(5 Breeches, 6,-, or complete up-to-date Suit for 14 0 made from our remarkable newly-discovered Holeproof Cloth. Guarantee in parcel if hole appears in 6 months another pair free. Send price and 4d postage with waist and leg length, also colour or postcard tor free patterns (sav Breeches, Suit, or Trouser Pattern-.), to the HOLEPROOF CLOTHING COMPANY, fPept._32j._S6. Theobald's Roid, London. W.C.
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THK PICTCRKS. LTD.,
18 Adam St., Strand. London, W.C.
'Pictures'
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ENORMOUS SUCCESS!
"The Pictures"
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Handsome gilt Albums, with Tricolour Flag enamelled in colours 611 front, containing Portraits of H.1M. The Cinjr, Loid Kitchener, 1icncr.1l Freuoh, Admiral Jellicoo, Tommy Atkins, and .luck Tnr.
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Price ONE si 11 1.1,1 m; 6>ost-frce)or
PICTURES AND THE PICTUREGOER 493
GENTS' SUITS FREES
ASTOUNOING BUT li NUIME OFFE •* '. READERS MUST TEST REMARKABLE CLOTHING BEFORE PRICES GO UP! Justfnucy. readers! Whether a blncksmitl ngiueer labourer, farmer or clerk, could you, by solid grinding worl Is. Od. piirof 1 rousoi . insixuionths?i;emember,sixmoutbsof8olidgrindiii!_r, hard wear! Ifany reader can do tbis.hccaiifjetnnotbergarment free of charge' Now, prices must go up! Delay u1;1 el patterns 1 the rcmnrkab >tks lhnt will, not wear out or tear that lers who ins .. to the Hole_.r.„.f Clothing Co., 56, Theobald's Road, London, '■'. 1 . They are amazing! Try your hard them, yet same in very Quest tw and at J63 and t'l. And the price for Trousers is only Is Cd., uul for simoly 14s 9d. you get a really wellmade, smart-lit ting Suit. In every parcel a. written scut plainly
Rtnting Hint 1! the smallest hole appears within sx months (no matter how
1 ■ I I another garment is sentabsolutely free of charge.
advertisement below and send postcard at once for free patterns, measure form, and fashions, but mention "Picture*.'"
WfeE ENDING
Skit. 25, 1915
PICTURES POEMS
No. 5. THE NEW DOORMAN.
V.-INCE Bob l;ur burly doorman) has
k became a gallant war-man,
Our chief engaged a female, just to try her;
She shouted like a sergeant, so with buttons gold and argent,
He dressed her in conspicuous attire.
She promised that she'd try to give the highest satisfaction,
And soon became the paramount attraction.
When first I heard her shout I'd have vowed that some one out
Had fallen in an apoplectic seizure,
So quickly round the corner J decamped to Dr. Warner
For pick-me-ups of brandy or magnesia ;
And found on my return a surging mass of men collected,
But 'twas at her each optic was directed.
So rapt their admiration was it needed
much persuasion To get them all inside and clear the pavement ; But as the way of fans is they kept throwing
backward glances In worship of the cause of their enslavement. "We closed ihe doors, conjecturing they'd
cool their feelings warm, once We started on the evening performance.
Alas ! No operator could be found ; we
caught him later On bended knee before her in the gutter, A love-sick, drooping low-cuss with his
feelings out of focus. And all his pulses in a painful flutter. We locked him in his box to guarantee he'd
not be missed And then we heard we'd lost our pianist !
We found him agitato in a tremolo staccato,
Emitting words of amorous devotion.
The chief thought : " Why, the thing'll right
itself when she's not single!" And straightway entertained a business
notion. He said to her (.f instant action he'd a very
high sensed : "I'll marry you myself— by special licence!"
•BRIAN.