Picture Play Magazine (Sep 1928 - Feb 1929)

Advertising Section 9 He carit play ... turn on the radio they all shouted '1ST but my revenge was sweet "OW that everyone is here, let's tune in on a good station and get some snappy dance music." Olive Murray was full of pep as she adjusted the dials of her radio. " Shucks," she said as she discovered someone making a speech. " Let's try another station." But there wasn't a note of dance music on the air. " Something like this Would happen the night of my party," she moaned. " Never mind, there'll be a -good orchestra on at 10:30." You could see disappointment written all over the guests' faces. Suddenly I bucked up my courage and took Olive aside. "What's the piano closed for?" I asked. " Why not? No one here plays. I only wish somebody could play, though." " I'll try to nll_ in for a while, Olive." "You're joshing, Dick! You never played before at parties." "That's right, Olive, but I'll play tonight," I assured her. I could tell she didn't believe me. For as she announced that I was to entertain with some piano selections I caught her winking to one of the fellows. And what a roar the crowd let out when I sat down. "He can't play," called out a voice good-naturedly from the rear. " Let's turn on the radio and listen to the speeches." " Sure," added one of my friends, " I know that he can't tell one note from another. It's all a lot of Greek to him. How about it, Dick?" I said nothing. But my fingers were itching to play. _ " Give him a chance," said Olive, " maybe he can play." Pick Your Instrument Piano Organ Ukulole Cornet Trombone Piccolo Guitar Hawaiian Steel Guitar Sight Singing Piano Accordion Voice and Speech Culture Drums and Traps Automatic Finger Control Banjo (Plectrum, 5-String or Tenor) A Dramatic Moment That settled it. There was no maybe about it. I played through the first bars of Strauss' immortal Blue Danube Waltz. A tense silence fell on the guests as I continued. 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