Screenland (Oct 1923-Mar 1924)

SCKEENLAN1D From A. M. to P. M. (Continued from page 35) 4:35 Telephone ordered in August 1921 is installed. 4:50 Studio press agents deny all rumors. 5:00 English authors gather for tea. 5 :30 Location cars return to Universal City. 5:31 6,798 actors try to cash paychecks. 5:45 Lines form in front of cafeterias. 5:59 92 special traffic police go off duty. 6:00 Greatest traffic jam in history of Los Angeles. 6:05 Movie ingenue, abandoning all hope of being invited to the Ambassador, decides to pay for her own dinner. 99 Evening 7:30 7:45 8:00 8:15 8:30 8:45 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:15 11:30 12:00 1:00 1:10 2:00 2:30 2:35 Charles Ray's butler announces that "Dinner is served." Another "second Valentino" sits down to answer his solitary fan letter. Curtain rises on "premier" of moving picture shown two weeks previously in Xew York and Tuskaloosa, Ala. Curtain rises on road-show that left New York in May, 1919, with original Broadway cast. Morning newspapers come out. 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