Screenland (Oct 1923-Mar 1924)

SCEEENLANB From A. M. to P., M. (Continued from page 35) Evening 6:00 Taxi drivers get ferocious. 6:30 Man in Harlem says to wife, "What ! Are we having stew again ?" 6:45 908 hostesses say, "How about another round ?" 6:58 890,782 men wonder if they can get away with the old alibi for not coming home to dinner. 7:00 74 movie actresses decide to spend the evening at home with mother. 7:01 The telephone rings. 7:15 Mother prepares to eat a cold dinner out of the ice box. 7:30 Man in Italian table d'hote discovers real pearl in real oyster. 7:33 Newspapers get out an extra about it. 7:45 Man from Xenia, Ohio, says that $22 is too much to pay for theatre tickets. 8 :00 Box-holder accidentally arrives on time for opera. . 8:15 Opening of theatres. The dam bursts on Broadway. 9:00 Dramatic critic loses $16 in crap game between Acts I. and II. 10:15 Movie star, attending first night, leaves because nobody recognizes her. 11 :00 Another dramatic knockout sent to Cain's storehouse. 11:15 Lady says it was a nice little play but not worth $3.85. 11:45 1,789,167 flasks removed from hip pockets. l2:00 Movie actress, being shown the bright lights, wishes she were back in Hollywood. i2 :30 Lady from out of town tells her husband she sees nothing artistic in Gilda Gray's dancing. 12:45 $15,690,078 dollars and 25,000 fur coats accumulated by gold-diggers. 1 :00 Chorus girl remembers she promised mother to go home early. 1:15 Debutantes inform sympathetic listeners that they are tired of it all and would love to run a cute little tea room. 1 :45 678 men tell the world that they are absolutely cold sober. 2 :00 The chairs are piled on the tables. 2 :30 567 parties decide to go somewhere from here. 2:45 Visiting buyers declare that New York is a grand place to visit but they wouldn't care to live there. 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