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^^( i:m:: The office of Starke Ravin, associate media director of Gahvay, Bay, Grommet, Bottom & Bedrock Agency. Ravin is seated behind his 1 l-foot teakwood desk — monastic in the severity of its gold inlay designs. Before him, ankle-deep in Bigelow carpeting, stands assistant limehuyer Mei i in Hurdle. Behind Bardie on the carpet — pecking industriously at the pile — is a fat. white duel. mi rdle: You sent for me, Mr. Ravin? RAVIN: I did, I tu i < 1 1<-. I've been getting some disturbing reports from your account supervisor. Seems you're spending more time on the bench than mi the team. (Notices duck) . . . What--is--that? Bl ROLE: i I /lei a glance over his shouldei > It's a duck. sir. RAVIN: I can sec it"s a (lurk! \\ lull's n doing here al GBGB&B? Bl RDL] : I gol it last week, sir, at a timebu) <■> part) throw n b) KWOK. It came in a little crate with a note that read: "Don't Duck the Issue — KWOK is First in Share of Audience." (Turns on duck* Shoo! Scat! Back to media! RAVIN: No. no, lei it stay, Burdle. It points up what 1 want to talk to you about. You haven't bought a second's worth of time in three weeks. HI KM. I. : I can explain that. Mr. Ha\ in. I! \\l\: 1 don t see how you can. The Scrub-a-Dub Cleaner campaign was okaved two weeks ago Thursday. V el you haven I asked a single rep for avails. Ill RDLE : I > ii t I've been \ei \ bus) . sir. The da) it was okayed, I was at the WEAK-TV Turtle Race. ravin: \ turtle race! Now really, Burdle! burdle: {Proudly) Picked the winning turtle, ton. Came awa) with an oversize patio umbrella, symbolic of \\ I \K'~ cm ei age in its mai ket ai ea. RAVIN: All right, all right. That was only one dav . VUiv didn't your requests go out the very next morning? BURDLE: Because I wasn't here next morning. I spent the next two days at The Sheraton-East where the races were held. You see. sir. they presented the umbrella to me opened up and until I figured how to get it down. I couldn't drag it out through the revoh ing doors. II win: Your supervisor reports you weren't in here Monday or Tuesday either. BURDLE: But that was mv round trip lo Home. sir. i; win: Homey In Italv ? \\ hat the bell were vou doing in Kome'.'' in ism i : Have vou forgotten the kl!l M Timebuyer Penmanship Contest? I won it. vou know. 1 wrote the ca post card 1 1,793 times. letter KIU \I on a single lu SPONSOR 27 ,li m 1".V>