Swing (Jan-Dec 1953)

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BETTOR ENGLISH for J HUNTERS, FISHERMEN and POKER PLAYERS By JAMES L. HARTE A FEW weeks ago I received an invitation from a friend of mine to attend a small get-together at his apartment. There, occupied with cocktails and small talk, someone suggested a game of cards. Because of the ladies, I expected bridge or Canasta or, at long odds, some style of rummy. Imagine my surprised delight when the wife of the host said : "Why not play draw poker?" That affair led me to an investigation which unearthed that, despite such fads as gin and Canasta, poker is still America's top indoor sport. But, shades of Gentle Annie!, the ladies have stolen this once great heman game! It is no longer the exclusive property of men-only clubrooms, pool-hall backrooms, cellar sanctuaries and other spots long glorified by draw, straight stud, seven-card stud, and such varieties of poker as are indulged in by the male element alone. No, no; for the ladies have brought poker to the parlor. But take heart, friends and fellow sufferers, for what was once our exclusive property may well come back to us because the femmes are failing; they can't or won't learn the language of the game, without which the color is gone. So the fair lassies may soon be the outcasts of flat poker! LET'S go bc'.ck to the evening that started all this. Draw poker, fivecent limit, and I had little luck for several uneventful hands. On the next deal my cards turned out to be four spades and one heart. The pot was opened, I played along, and drew one card: the King of spades, giving me a King-high flush. Betting progressed, with several raises engineered by myself and the hostess who, likewise, had drawn but one card. Finally, it was the two of us, and I called. The lady put her cards on the table, face up. "I have five diamonds, with the 10 high," she said, "That's a flush, isn't it?" It was a flush. Mine, King high, topped hers. I spread it out before me,