The New York Clipper (April 1919)

April 30, 1919 THE NEW YORK CLIPPER 23 VAUDEVILLE MILLS For M&xt W«e& B. F. KEITH'S VAUDE. EXCHANGE HEW YOBK GZTT. Pslaoe—Irene Bordonl ft lieut. Gltx-Bice— Julio* Tnnnen—Norton ft Ltc—The Sbarroeks. (Four to OIL) Ulliintei Til * Senenck—Boboe Gordon*— ma BEdB * Mrs. coooony-^arntMpEf^: _Iv«o BansdnV.*. Co.—Jlmmle Hosey ft Co.—Miss - Juliet, »ts- ' ": "'-. * ■.-•?' -•- 111 m Mil—Bm Tawniaj—Dickinson ft Dragon— Via Cellos—Tod Doner—HalfcvAv Locke tt—Qsl- lather ft BoUey^-Tbe 8tntt0D*-B*lit"T. H»lnet ft Co. - • •£ ►£ e .. Bays!—Sylrls Clark—The »7tTtan»—Dooley ft Sales—Ed. Marshall—Bene Biker—Ford. Sisters ft Co.—Wm. Sextan ft Co Poor Mortons. {Hf-** 1 —Minnie Allen ft SUten—Georgia Price ft Co.—Both Boye—Catherine Powell—Aaahl J»p«. Filth Atom* (Apr. :s-30)—Kartelll—Lient Harry BeujAS Sister—Anderson ft Bart—Bernard- , ft Doffr—Bobby Heath Berne—Eraos ft Dann. (afar 1-31—Beynolds ft White—Two Lsdellas— Chris Riehardi—Sorrento. Quintette. seta Btnsfc-fjftpr. 28-30)—Adele FsjFt sr—Gilbert A Sinner—j-aBburtoo ft Grant—Wiol 1$*rT Rosers—Mr.^FMrs. Mel Borne—ChrV BlchsJws— Helen Stsnley Berne. (Msy 1-3)—Fred ft Annie Pelot—Fisher ft Delmore—Johnny Eckert ft Co.— Pearl Abbott ft Co.—Sailor Betlly—Qentlar's Bricklayers. ltith Street (Apr. 28-30)— McXamee—Shaw ft Campbell—Herman Timbers—Weston ft Elaine— Lean ft Billy Dreyer. (Mar 1-3)—Jerome * Newell—Is Da Trio—Arttnt WMtelaw—Bd*. La Bergere. Sid Strsat. (Apr. 28-SO)—DeWttt Tons* ft Sister —Creedon ft Walsh—Sailor Bellly—Chas. ft Sadie McDonald—Hsle La Bergere. (Mar 1-8)—Me- Nsmee—Corr ft La Tell—Robert Roberts ft Co.— HaUlgan ft Sykes—Shaw ft Campbell—Bert ft Barry Gordon—Oklahoma Foot. P0BTLAHD, ORE. Keith's—St. Once ft Ritchie—Lorner Girls— Morris ft Campbell—Elsie Morris ft Rro.- -Geo. Towel—Work 4 Kelt. ROCHESTER, B*. T. Tsieple—Ethel McDooouah—Damn ft Edwards tl a iit ij ft Vorton^-Two Jesters—Colllna ft Hart— v . Kenny, ft Nobody—N. Wstson ft Co.—nyin* I Msyoe. -'• ■ . t | ■>*. 8 soKZhraoxfttrr, «. t. ■» - .-- Proctor's (May-1-S>—Chss.' Edwards Trio—Wes- ton ft Morris— Manrlce SarooMa A Co.—Bernard ft Scsrth—Hencbia-.Waetsna, «..' TOtZDO. OHIO. Keith's—ma Jo— Laurie ft Bronson—Kenlak'i PIja—Toto—Wslleo ft LaFsror—Conroy ft Moxrihy. T0R0ST0, CAB. Shea's—Chief Capsultcan— J. Saro ft Partner— 8craasel'a Animals—Gertrude Hoffman—William Ebs—Fremont. Benton ft Co.—Bennett ft Blehsrds. wrunnoTOH, dfx. derrick—Qoixey Fonr—Lnckr ft Harris. '-, WAgHTHGTOir S. C. KeUftW''Ha»4s Across 8ea"-if(elarjo ,1ft Cbsln^ttJ laaaaw- Bmsg Urssle Wymr^Marle Oshlll— * Wrlfht ft Dierrieh-L. ft r. Archer—8tone ft Kalis—Three Darin* Bisters. TOUKBSTOWV, OHIO, e—Frank Crnrnlt—Jss. J. Morton— Baa Boeiorer—Fraakle Heath—Adroit Bros — Creasy ft Dayne—Reynolds ft Donefan—Frisco. TDBXZKS, K. T. Proctor's (Apr. 28-SO)—Yoshl—ahlrley Butters— Crosby's Corners—Arthur Wbltelaw—Boyarr ft Co °fe T IttU *** . Parker—Oroat Kraaur ft Oro.t —Bach Herbert ft Oe,—Weston ft Elaine—Morton ft Shea. I Buawiok—Finks Holes—Stewart Sisters—Wm. J. Bellly—J. ft B. Morgan—Jss. Watts ft Co.— Alan Brooks ft Co.—Maurice Borkhsrd—"Rainbow Girt." Orphean)—Nash ft - CDonneU—Leipalg—Loa Holts—Rose ft Moon—Whiting ft Bart—Federaon ALB AST. H. T. Praetor's (May 1-3)—Nestor ft Vincent— Dertna A Williams—Lew Welch ft Co.—Will Oakland ft Co.—Dooley ft Sales—Casting Campbells. BALTIMORE, MS. Maryland—Diana Bonner—Owen IfcGrrney—lshl- kawa Japs—Olea Petrora—Darta ft Darrell— Ughtner ft Alexander—Chas. Oleott—Regay ft Lor- raise Sisters. S0BT0XT, MASS, SCaita's—The Boeder*—liboeatl—Lambert ft Ball—Viney Daley—Jessie Hay ward ft Co.—Hsrry La Van ft Sister—Dade ft Co. BWFAXO. V. T. Shea's—MUrnoD—sffebllnaer ft Meyers—Ben Berne—Emma Stephens—MiUette Sisters ft Co.— Tamaki Boo—Bdna Goodrich ft Co.—Mayo ft Lyon. CLEVELAND, OHIO. Keith's—Gliding O'Mearae—Dorothy Tore ft Sister—Frank Gaby—Moras ft Mack—Bessie Clsy- ton ft Co.—Harry Keane A Co. CIJtCTHHATI. OHIO. Keith's—Brendel ft Bort—Kltner ft Beaney— "Leritation"—Rita Maria Orchestra—Yip Yip Ysphank"—Cycling Brunettes—Cartmell ft Harris. COLUMBUS. OHIO. Keith's— Aerial Mitchells—Cahlll ft Rotnslne. DAYTOJT, OHIO. Keith's—"For Pity. Sake"—"Somewhere in France—Eddie Foyer—Vareone ft FVbnrlbbone— Arnold ft Allma n—Are Sisters—Selma Breata. DETROIT, MICH. Xaith'i—Kiralfy Kiddies—Cantwell ft Walker- Kama Cams—Officer Yokes ft Don—Bowers. Walters ft Co.—Frank Faye ft Co.—Bessie Clifford —Asskl ft Glrtte. ERIE, PA. Colonial—Al Shayne-^WUlle- Hale ft Bros.—Mrs. Gene Hufbet ft Co.— Piiteo ft Marks, EUZABEIH, BT. 7. Proctor's (Apr. 2P-S0)—Weal ft Lancley—Joe Henderson—8lnger*s Midgets. (May 1-8)—Olca— Singer's Midgets. ORA2TD RAPIDS. KICH. i Empress—Gardner ft Hartman—Florens Deo— Herbert Clifton—Brnce Dnffet—Lillian Fitagerald —Stone A Hayes. ■ HAhTTTTOM, CAS. Orpasms—Prosper ft Moret—"Petticoats"—Bice A Werner—Oiaen ft Johnson—Sandy Shaw. TWT Ttawaw rrTjM, TXTD. Keith's—Harry Green ft Co.—Koban Jape— "What Girls Can Do"—Haley Sisters Poor— "Sweeties"—Jss. Loess ft Co.—Bryan ft Broderlck. LOUISVILLE, XT. Keith's—H. Bosworth ft Co.—A. ft F. Stedman —Kharam. LOWELL, MASS. Keith's—Tarson—Klein Bros.-eStepbens ft Hol- Uster—Frank Muuaoe—Amoros Slaters—Anbrey ft HIcb—Prank Murkier. MX. ▼ESHOV. H. T. Proeter'i (Apr. 28-30)—Beynolds ft White- Emerson ft Baldwin—Mignon—Chas. Edwards ft • Co.—Emmett Welch's Minstrels. (Hay *-«)—"ed Doner—Lowrie A Prince— Atob Comedy Foerr— Georgalas Trio. MOHTREAL. OAH. Orphaam—Sylvester ft.Vsnce—Walter Weents— Leon Sisters—Ayres ft Wlnthrop—Doree's Celebri- ties. ' '-.""•' Daris—Helene Darts—-Campbell Sisters—LaBer- necla ft Co.—Al Herman—"Memory Book"— Ssntoa ft Hayes—"On the High Sees." PHJXADEXPHIA, PAV.. *• '' i " Keith's—Wm Ward ft Girls—CUndla Coleman— "Not Yet Marie"—Stuart Barnes—Bach Bros.— O'tkmnell ft Blair—Coowsy ft Fields—Mack ft Vincent. - . -- , ORPHEUM CIRCUIT 0HI0A60. Palaoo—Mabel McCane ft Co.—"Only Girt"— Franceg Kennedy—Krang ft Laaalle—LaFrance Braa.—Three Bennett SUten—Green ft Deller Majastio—Irene Franklin ft Green—"Boberllle" —Whipple Hnaton ft Co.—Hampton ft Blake Sansone ft Delilah. State T a ke Marx Bros.—Mme. Cbdson Ohr- man—Ghoy Line Bee Troope—Grace DeMar Cahlll ft Bomalne—RamsdeDa ft Deyo—Sylvia Loysl. • CALGARY, CAM. Orphanm—"A Royal Ace"—Nora Kelly— Herachel Henltre J os. B. Bernard—Delro—Aerial Shews. DEB M0IHE8, lA Orphanat—Sodriqoes Bros.—Wsnxer ft Palmer— Walter Fenner ft Co.—Soe Smith—Clandlas ft Scarlet—Vellecltas t^operda. DEWVER. COLO. On innni Fear Hnsbands—Coskley ft Dnnlery— The Flemings-Jean Barrios—Martha Hamilton— Nauile Sisters—Paul XaYarre ft Brother. XAHBAS CITY. MO. Orpheoss—Ereretf s Ctrcos—Sid Townee—Flor- ence, Roberts—Street Crenin—Sheila Terry ft Go Brenek's Models—Primmer roar. LOS AVOaXBS, ria r Orpheom—Panl Dickey ft Co.—Chss. Irarln— Berrr ft Jonani—Helen Scholder—Fantlno Tronpe —Pony Moran—MoaconI Broa.—Eddie FOy ft Co. UXOOLM. MSB. Orphanm—Vaieaka Snratt ft CoT—Lewis ft White —Rockwell A Fox—Geo. Yeoman—Nolan A Nolan —Semareat ft CoUette—Kate ft Wiley. MILWAUKEE, WIS. Orphanm—Jack. Norworth—Hsrry Green-ft Co — Adair ft Addphl—Dorothy Brenner—Ann ft Mary Clark—Hector. MTJBEAPOLIB. MOH. Orphaam—Alfred FarreU ' ft. . Co.—Chan. ft Madeline Donbar—Bert Baker A Co.—Wm Bmytbe —Prank Dobson ft Co.—Grant A Jone s P o tt er ft Hartwen. Orptamm— Lerolos—Jan BcMnl—John B. Hymer ft Co.—Tdrner ft Grace—McKaj ft Aralne—Dare Fercaaon A Co. OAXXAXS, OAl. Orphean—Clara Morton—"Miracle"—Brodean ft Sllvennonn—NiU Johnson—Harriet Bemsel ft Co —Merrttt ft Bridewen—Alec ft Dot Iamb. PORTLARD. ORE. Orphanm—Loeille Carsnagh ft Co. Bessie Brownlnc—Mason ft Keeler—Clark ft Verdi— Filbert ft North—La Roe ft Dnpree. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, Orphean—Tbeo. Kosioff ft Co.—Adams ft Griffith ft Co.—Hohaon ft Beatty—Chas. Wilson—Kirk- smith Slaters—Mclntyrea. BAH FXAHCUCO. hat Orphean—Annette Kellermann—Great Lester Hlckey Bros.—Gen. Greenes—Margsret Young E. A E. Adah-—Crawford ft Broderlck—Darts A Rich. ST. PAUL, MOT. Orphean—Three iilsunoa—Dennis Sisters—Tina Lemer—Kennedy ft Booney—Jos. Howard's Re- eve—Black A O'Doonell. _ . ST. tOHIS. MO. Orphean—TJ. S. Jan Band—Palfred HaB'" ft Brown—Primrose Fonr—Nod Norworth Trio—Marie King ft Co. SEATTLE, WASH. Orpheom—Trlile Frbnnaa—Maode Eerie ft Co TT?f n * e ^* B-'c^—MIke Bernard—Mortel Wortn 4 Co.—Wilson Aobrer Trio. YAH COUVEB, CAJT. . Orphaam—Blossom Seeley ft Co.—Patrieola ft Myers—Whltledire ft Beckwlth—MoUle Mclntyre —Dtrnham ft Edfards—Williams ft MItchen— Casting Wards. : -_ . : \;, ~; . .;■ --. WU I RIPE O, CAM. rJ!^ k S^r K S*"' D^eers-Bailey ft Cowan- Daisy Nellie—Harmon ft O'Connor. (Continued on farr 34.) AN EXCITING DAY IN A MUSIC PUBLISHING HOUSE Last Monday about eight o'clock in the morning, » very txcitable young chap from a big town in Vermont rushed up the steps leading: to the McCarthy and Fisher publishing house, looking for the Editor-in-Chief. He was met by a gentleman who was m the act of chasing the dust from the wciodSfjKtc and. when informed, that thereoWas no such man as Mi?%tlitor-h»Qnef SPflw establishment; the ycmngAnm n - from Vermont seemed terribly disappointed. He Asked the porter when the help came to work and"-the porter told him anywhere from nine to twelve o'clock. The young man went away and came back again at nine. This time he spoke to a young lady sitting behind a little window marked "Information." He-asked the young lady if he could see the proprietor on very important business. He would not tell the secret of his errand to anyone accept- ing the proprietor in spite of the fact that the young lady told him that she would have to have his name and the nature of his business before he could see the proprietor. Young Vermont conld not see it that way and just hung around until someone came in. About 9.45 Willie Pierce came in (fifteen minutes ahead of schedule), and Willie being a.pretty big fellow for his age, it struck the boy from the btrtter country that Willie must be the boss. In fact be was. sure of it, because he heard Willie ask the girl' at the window if there was any mail. Hiram took a long breath and followed Willie upstairs. Willie went into a piano room to try on a new pair of shoes and Reuben followed on. Willie asked him what he conld do Jpr him, but Hiram. said, "Now, listen Mister.- I've come -tdarn long way ter see yer and I've been awaitin' fer yer- several hours. The first feller I seen said you weren't livin' here..but I knew better and just made up my mind to stick around. I have got somethin' very important to talk to you about, but before I tell you about it, you have got to swear before a constable that yer won't tell a livin' soul about it." "What is it all about?" asked Willie, but Cyrus wouldn't-tell nohow. He insisted that Willie must calr a constable and take an oath that he would not divulge his secret. Willie didn't know whether to take the kid seriously or to throw Jura out. He finally decided to go through with it and asked Obadiah to , wait in the piano room until he looked up the constable. Willie came back in about ten minutes accompanied by Taps, manager of McCarthy and Fisher's band and orchestra department "Taps" is about four feet eleven, weighs 227 pounds and looks like a typical big city constable. "Taps" showed Si his badge (Taps is a special cop). Willie was sworn and everything was all set. "Now then," asked Willie, "what is the great secret?" "Well, III tell you." said the boy from the land of maple, "I've been writing poems all my life and I got a notion.that if I■ could show you some of my lines we could both make a lot of money. I am sure of it, if I can only trust you. I was told up home to be care- ful and not show any of my writins to a publisher unless I had the law with me. or you would-steal my ideas. I have one great poem that I know will,set. the whole world talking about us if you will write the tune for it. I got the idea of the poem when I went to a concert in the Town Hall in Burlington last week.- There- was a fellow - there who got up and sang some tunes and the.last one he sang made everybody in the hall laugh and hold, their sides from splittin'. It was one of your songs, and when I heard it, I got a great idea for my poem and decided to go right down and see if you would make a tune for it"' Willie got curious and asked the poor iamb the name of the song that upset the concert and Josh told him it was "EVERYBODY WANTS A KEY TO MY CELLAR." "Let me tell you everybody forty miles around is talking about it" "Well," said Willie, "how about that secret of yours? What is the name of your new song?" "You swear you won't tell anyone, now, will yer?" Willie swore. "The name of my poem," said Join, "is TAINT GOT NO CELLAR'" Willie didn't tell a soul. Copyrighted 1919. •• .*..•• McCarthy & fisher, inc. 224 West 46th Street, New York City I !? •jj ;1