Film Fun, April 1922 (1922)

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led by Ajntj .lyrt* ami turriei SkuUft "Here's Ike ring yon yan me. I loie another.' "H'hat'.i his name and addre**?" ")'un'rc not yoiny to hill hint?" "So, .tell him the riny!" Bobbing could be heard the chugging of a motorboat coming around the Times Building. In it could be Been the rotund figure of a man. "Ship, Oi Oil" he cried The gallant captain stopped the i uat and helped the stranger aboard. 11> walked over to where Martha sat. She looked up in surprise. "Pardon me, Miss," hi- said, dotting his alpine hat. "I am the Producer of the Sexcitemcnt Film Company!" Martha gasped. "1 saw your act and 1 have here a contract calling for fifty thousand dol- lars a minute. Will you accept it? Anyone that can make 'em cry the way you did, is made!" » * * » N'ow, readers, the question is: Did she accept the movie magnate's offer —or—? Oh, you know darn well she did! -<xx> "Can your baby walk?" "Walk? Why, it's been walking now for five months." "Is that so? What a long way he coming to-morrow to stay until next must have gone!" Tuesday. 3 ] 3 3 ] ) 3 1 ] J ] J 3 Experts are experimenting on a non-inflammable film. Now we may expect some hot stuff! "What are you filming now?" "Hamlet in seven reels." "It presents difficulties, eh?" "Yes, I can't think of any excuse for lugging in our bathing girls." o o o o d i) o o o o o o o o o no a 3 o a a (i o 3 a Pullman Conductor —That couple in No. 10 are acting like a pair of fools. Porter —Yes, suh; dey am intox- icated with honeymoonshine. ♦ » » Principal —Do you wish your son to take logarithms? Mn. Newrieh —I don't mind. He's used to taking a little home-brew. Willis —I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week. Gillix —Good. My mother-in-law is ('.•'Usui's l.iilluliv Hush, little feature film, Don't you cry. You'll be pure as snow By and by. C t C f L I C I I L I C C \iKtslie M ary is a little lamb, .4 nd her sweet ways may show it: ft egarding which, if you've a doubt, Y ou've but to see, to know it. Page 7