Hot Dog: Regular Fellows Monthly, August 1922 (1922)

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HOT DOG He will make all Shimmy dancers wear suspendefs. He will hang anjr messenger hoy found smoking a Camel. All telegrams shall be delivered by graybeard deacons—as most of them are now. He will close all the cabarets and make stained glass windows out of the broken bottles found therein. VOTE FOR BALZOFF AND MISERY N. B. Campaign contributions solicited. Nothing un- der a dime. BLAH A Krazypome by Little Ignatz, The Hot Dog Shipping Clerk The night was dark and stormy And the sun was shining bright; The Hero's lips were tightly sealed And he cried with all his might: "Kill me, you Fiend, but save my life!" The Villain shot him dead, A fair young girl tripped down the path, Gray hairs about her head. She recognized the dying man And cried, "Oh, who is he?" The headless corpse raised up its head And said, "It's only me!"