The Phonogram (1901-01)

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no THE PHONOGRAM pes-si-mist is a man who will in-sist on wear-ing his coat in-side out if the lin-ing hap-pens*to be shab-by. That just a-bout hits this par-tic-u-lar par-tic-u-lar chap. He los-es mon-ey on ev-er-y glass of five cent ice-cream-so-dy he sells. He told me so and he has al-so told Clar-ence the same thing. That is why Clar-ence pa-tron-i-zes the talk-ing mach-ine. He is a friend of the drug-gist and does not want to see him go bust-ed. The drug-gist’s name is Ar-thur. He told me once that he just came out with e-ven mon-ey on ev-er-y tune the Pho-no- oranh nlav-ed. Wear and tear and graph play-ed. Weal in-ter-est and all that. But I am in the bus-i-ness and know bet-ter. wot that he whop-per-eth. bot-tles on the shelf. T1 See the bot-tles on the shelf. They are la- bel-led Nux, Rhus, Sp. Cam, Bl. Vit, Lie, H 2 0, Ip, Rhub, Etc. You have seen bot-tles like these in ev- er-y drug-store. They look pret-ty. Ar-thur keeps ci-gars too. He can keep on keep-ing them for all I care.