Variety (September 1918)

- : - "• Mm Aamo at Vtmmn W?™&jk MARSHALL CHAI^OW)GIST Direction, MARSHAL FOCH (TERRY and LAMBERT) Heap side plenty busy Phone, 9400 Bryant gg "AUSTRALIAN SLANG MAE ESTELLE AUBREY and RICHE As we have learned to speak It—the glossary for nse in translation* ■ "Bonnla bcskortarto"—Pretty One girl*. "Tou're balmy"—You're cxasy. "Had mo on toast"—Got my goat 'Tou'U get what for"—All that's coming to you. "Blighter," "waster"—A bum. - "Strike me plnkl"—I'll be darned. ■"Fair dlnkum. I'm stiff "—Sure enough, I'm broke. "Gingham"—Umbrella. "Ziff"—Beard. "Cold-footer"—Slacker, eta • FRANCIS ". A • ■■• • AMD WILSON IN A VARIETY OP DOINGS BOOSED SOLID Direction, SAMUEL BAEBWITZ JACK MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR AGENTS VARIETY A Kentucky Colonel I always prefers brand | new money. (0e likes! the smell. of tho mint.) 1 B I iL EL & BE Tho Party fossa tho Sooth" Prlaolsol Ceaedisa a O. vuurt iQaamb Esstcra He p.. rSXB MACS Western _ A0BKO7 ariio:? Sept 2^-JBaryland, Baltimore. Hd. And 13 more weeks of the Keith tune to follow; and then for the Orphean, time, Jan, 5. )■ PAUL and MAE OLA Booked by those two famoaa Philadelphia Acentat NORMAN JEFFERIES FRANK DONNELLY Representatives: American: SAM BAEBWITZ 1493 Broadway, Now York. ".'.- European: „ JULIAN WYLIE 6V (ifalo SU London, W". G, a. Figures talk, and a well corseted one is a megaphone. DOLLY GREY BYRON sec ■pap Seat. ZS-Kellh's, Toledo, 0. - " £0— Enprcis, OrsM Raefos Cot. 7—Colonial, Akron, 0. <• 14—Hlpeedmae. CtevsUod " 21—3bea'e. Buffalo " 28—Shea's, Toronto -';•» .!., Nov. 4—Open >• • Week Nov.'II, oow on the Orahtam Circuit «t Milwaukee until week May 4 at New Orleans. JIM and MARIAN HARK1NS DIRECTION ; NORMAN JEFFERIES Wizard of the Harp If it takes 8 Men TO FORM A SQUAD At what Altitude would an Aviator have to drop a j Blank Cartridge In order to make a hole on the deck of-a '. Battleship 7 Ann.—Chlllieothe—. DLNGLEY and NORTON DIRECTION -UEVY& JONES Now Playlnc Loew'a Arncrlcnn. :,,:- : ... ::; , ;:: .,,., r ..; ,:.,,,£■• :, Life on an Ocean Wavef .:. Life on the Bounding Deep; The Sentry informs mc I snore so loud My Shipmates cannot Sleep. CARRIE LILLY DIRECTION LEVY & JONES Moss Circuit. BILLY DALE AND BUNNY BOOSED SOLID ORPHEUM CIRCUIT ZUHN and DREIS BOOKED SOLID. 40 WEEKS BLANKET CONTRACT LOEWAND PANTAGES -—" POLLY, OZUHICK CUTE CLEVER CLASSY "AB0G" (Continued) I*** never known ft dflff (o too* Half way derotloa to hit friend. To too* t> Under matt to know Or richer, but unto tho end The humblest doff I orar knew Wno to tho man Who )ovr<l him true. ■an*. . P. 8.—Beware of Geo. (Toward, of Howard and \\ Itosi ne li • practical N& ' okcr - Dld rou e"*r eeo a binjo-fly? M AD LIB SAUCE" Bob.—Any mall todoyf • Chris.—Two lettcra: one from tho "Variety," with statement• enclosed, tho other from Bister Kenny, of Kenny and HoUla/UM graduated barbers. . Bob.—Well, blca Mother Eanny'a little heart; What does she sayr •.' ! Chris.—She says: "Here's a few sacs for your ad in ■Variety.' If good, leu your Mends; if not, tell us.V. ••.-.'. :• ■>-~ -■> -»...-•'—- --~-.»■ ►* Beb.—Lot mo read the gags. Don't tell oar friends; tall mother, '-- Chrli.—l«t'a put (ho gags in and see.if they knock 'em for a goal. Here goes.' Bob.—What la (he height of camouflage? '.:''' Chris.—I don't know. WhatT ;| .< Bob.—Twin bods. ' l : - Chris.—Well, that didn't go so bad; here's an- other, now does the now draft Jilt rcaf CUT IT DOWN, BOYS, IT'S RUNNING TOO LONG I "Hake mo dance." BEEHLER & JACOBS, Chic R08E * CURT13, New Yei KNAPP and CORNALLA T KING'S,,ST, LOU 10 HIPP. ALTON, ILL. ttti BEN HARRISON and aCAIDIB BURR IN "OVEB THB PSOJflf Call cha& burrauib BRYANT 8U This Weak (BepL i8)-lyri», Haeilltefi, ban/ AND CO. aJOBLN P. HANSEN jacileEey is "A NIGHT IN JUINfc A MDBICAI, FANTASY A Breath from the Land of Dnmm Direction, HUGHES Wad SSSITH I Paulino Saxon PERKINS' KID MENDEI--BERT "Watting for Her* Diroetlon. g. BART MeHTJGB v- 118-POILU-H8 BOOKED SOLID ALP. T. WILTON -Sole Bear w«Mtat:** -fojr thisOld rVwidter JOSSE O'MEERS Tho Dainty English Wire Artta» Direction, M. S. BENTHAM '■■: ■ i m m 1 1 :s ■';}■; ■ Wr^ra*mS)