Actorviews (1923)

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Miss and Mrs. Janis N the way to the Janis suite in the Congress— G 22-24-26-28, and, for all I know, 30-32-34-36 — I met a wise old theatrical producer, who told me there were just two subjects of unfailing interest to theatergoers of today — Love and Liquor. I was on the way to talk Love to, or at least with, Elsie, the official sweetheart of the A. E. F. (not to mention the I. 0. 0. F., the B. P. 0. E. and the A. F. L.) , and nevertheless and notwithstanding still an unwedded bachelor girl. Which is to say that, Miss Elsie willing, I was going to commit to memory her answer to the impertinent question, Why don’t you marry? And — well — the first dear thing that was said was said by Mrs. Janis when she said: “It takes threequarters of an hour to get tea up — won’t you have a tiny drop of old brandy?” Never mind my scintillant reply, with which our story is not concerned. I only wanted to show that there must have been something in what the manager said, for in a jiffy we were neck-deep in the second of his “just two subjects” — and with the first ever ready to spring. “It used to be, when a man admired a girl and wanted to show it,” said Elsie — “it used to be flowers. But now it’s a bottle of Gordon gin.”