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BOB HOPE
Goodwin. — Yes, Bob, your winter underwear always shows below your pants.
Hope. — Well, can I help it if they come strapless now?
Goodwin. — Gee, I wonder what’s holding these girls up ?
Hope. — Yeah, and after they get here, I’ll bet we’ll still be wondering.
Goodwin. — Say, Bob, supposing the girls don’t show up at all ? Shall we call those other two girls we know ?
Hope. — I don’t know. What time do they get through at the laundry ?
Goodwin. — Well, I don’t really know, now that Maisie is on mangles !
Hope. — Is Maisie on mangles now? Gee, isn’t it nice to know she’s getting ahead !
Goodwin. — Yeah. Say, you know I’m getting tired of always being stood up.
Hope. — Yeah, it’s just like these women. I give them the best years of my life, spend all my money, and what have I got out of it . . . wallflower crouch!
Goodwin. — Bob, look who’s coming! I think it’s Skinnay Ennis!
Hope. — You think it’s Skinnay Ennis? Aren’t you sure?
Goodwin. — Listen, Bob, with Skinnay, even he isn’t sure !
Ennis. — (i Coming in) Hiya, fellas! Well, well, so the two Romeos got stood up !
Goodwin. — It's a lie!
Hope. — Yeah, it’s a lie! But how did you know?
Ennis. — Man, I ought to know. I’m an expert on women.
Hope. — Well, what about getting us a couple of girls for tonight ?
Ennis. — Say, I know a couple of swell coeds over at the college. They’ll be just right for Bill and you. One’s tall, and the other’s stupid !
Hope. — But are you sure you can get a date for us with them ?
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