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BOB HOPE
Elvia. — Of course we have. Gee, what a kiss that last guy I was out with gave me !
Blanche. — Did he kiss you so hard ?
Elvia. — Hard? ( Alum mouth) I talked like this for two days!
Blanche.— Gee, I hope these boys are nice fellers. If your boy friend gets fresh, let me know and I’ll smash him right in the kisser !
Elvia. — Yeah, I’ll let you know . . . and smash you right back!
Blanche. — Say, we better finish dressing right away, Cobina. What are you gonna wear ? Y our organdy creep de shiney or your liver pill schlemiel?
Elvia. — Oh, I dunno. I wanna look good, but I wanna be ready to defend myself at the same time. Say, Brenda, have you seen my bottle of bay nun ?
Blanche. — Don’t you remember? We used it last night in the Martinis! . . . Well, whaddya know, Cobina! I can’t find my false eyelashes !
Elvia. — I got them. I’m brushing off my coat!
Blanche. — I wonder if they’re too long ? Should I cut them down to 3 inches ?
Elvia. — I don’t know; but every time you wink your eye, you flag down the Super Chief ! Gee, Brenda, I have such trouble with my stockings. Tell me, are my seams crooked?
Blanche. — On your legs, how else could they be?
Elvia. — Say, shall I help you with your coiffure?
Blanche. — Yeah. Do you think I got enough glue on my head now?
Elvia. — Sure.
Blanche. — Okay. Stick my hair on. And be careful. Last time you put it on sideways, and I had to leer at people all evening!
Elvia. — Say, Brenda, how will I act when Goodie comes in ?
Blanche. — Act like you did with your last boy friend ... if you can still remember! Gee, I wonder what my goon looks like?
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