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BEST BROADCASTS OF 1939-40
Dizzy. — You aren’t going to go as a locomotive, are you?
Henry. — A locomotive! {The pounding begins and stops ) Could you hold this wash boiler up just a minute ?
Dizzy. — You’re going to put it on, Henry?
Henry. — Sure. Now wait’ll I get my arms through these holes I knocked in it. {Cloth tears) Gee did I tear my shirt a little ?
Dizzy. — Only about 6 inches.
Henry. — I’ve got my arms through.
Dizzy. — Isn’t that hole for your neck a little tight ?
Henry. — It feels quite comfortable. Now look, Dizzy, you see those pieces of stovepipe there ?
Dizzy. — Don’t tell me you’re going to put those on, too.
Henry. — When I raise my right leg, you slip one on.
Dizzy. — {Grunting as we hear the metal scratching) When you once get this all on tonight, Henry, how are you going to be moved to the party ?
Henry. — This won’t be hard to walk in.
Dizzy. — Noooo!
Henry. — Now you see those tin cans over there?
Dizzy. — Say, Henry, do you realize this is a dance we’re going to ?
Henry. — Put one can on each foot. And don’t talk.
Dizzy. — Remember, though, if you tip over, you’re as good as lost.
Henry. — Got them on ?
Dizzy. — Yes. Now let’s see you walk.
Sound. — Mild clanking.
Henry. — See that, Dizzy. There’s practically nothing to it.
Dizzy. — The girls’ll have a nice time dancing with you. They just might as well waltz with a meat grinder.
Henry. — Dizzy, you see that tin funnel right here on the floor?
Dizzy. — Yeah.
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