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Do not
By
Glanville Openjaw Heisch Poet Laureate of
KECA
KFI's chief competitor in this area
twist the dial, Mother, Yon are tnned to KFI!
Any station in the nation
Can prepare a presentation
With a mess of facts and figures to amaze you.
Then can prove in easy stages
On a measly eighty pages
That their air's the only air that really pays you.
Without benefit of Hooper
They can show they're super-dooper,
And have bagged the listening audience en toto.
They can do it v/ithout v/incing
In a manner most convincing—
With a suaveness that surpasses Mr. Moto.
They divide the U. S. Census By their salesmen's expenses Minus local draft board numbers of their clients Times the sets that aren't in use thenPlus their wavelength, and deduce then That their tune-in's on the upgrade. (What a science!).
If your sales curve is sagging,
WE could show you without bragging
That not using KFI is all that ails you.
With a "do-or-dial" smile
We could prove that KFI'll
Cut the mustard where another station fails you.
We could roar, and rave, and rant some—
We could run high, wide and handsome
Through our rivals with our survey* proudly flying.
But we'll mind our P's and Q's'n
Just remind you in conclusion:
It's those KFI results that KEEP 'EM BUYING!
'Guess Hooperparedit?
P.S.
From the sidewalks of Seattle To the heart of deepest Texas We welcome competition— Especially KMX's.
50,000 WATTS CLEAR CHANNEL
Owned and Operated by EARLE C, ANTHONY, INC. LOS AMGELES EDWARD RETRY & CO., Inc. NATIONAL SALES REPRESENTATIVES
Page 64 • May 11, 1942
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