New York Clipper (Dec 1894)

694 HER FORTE. Bha ti fond of all atlileilca, tbej aro litr soul's de- llgtit, And at lenola, ball and rowing Rhe li almplj out of algut; Bat »t present ane bas hMlahed all tbcno pltasarca from Her mind, For abo Iot«b a samo of foolliall rooro iIibd nil lha rut combined. Bbo whiles Ihaiebc waaa man aome twcnij tlrneea day, It makes ber mad to tell ber tbm Bbo Isn't bulla 10 plaj; I always eco tier on ihe groandi whenever there's a game, Dot abo aura the looilog at It la monoioooiiH and tame. Ot eonne, jou asj, abo'd bo uo oac upon a football team. Bat appearaneca ttioy tell mo are not alwaia wbai looraecni; 11a Una that In the rush line H'lo'd be nothing hat aatlek, Bat abe'd nutkoadanlr back; too ought in see her kick.— Urn York Km. HIS EXPLANATION. la a certain town in NuvaiIa iiicic was ni one time a Joatlcoof Nil- rears who hail hcen Iwrii In tbe Emerald laie, und whoao lilnndcra ncoulonctl naojaamilo lo iho Itcllcr ctlucslcd memlier* of tbe oommunlty. Atoae lliiinaRHl>|Mrnh had Iteen l**ucd from hla court to another IrlHlimnn to alli-nil iu a vrllnriw In a cmo wliero Jamiis Hmlili wiu Hie plalollir and Jeaac Williams rtat were Mic iluronilititH. Mlcbaol Kenuriwcy, llu< ilcMlrwi wlineai, uppoarnl la court before Ihc (rlnl cnniiiir-nirrd, and'luring mi Informal preliminary uinvcrmil'.n liuaHkcri. Ulnnlly: "Jndge, who hi the wnrrM l*ri at? Tlmt'H fwlial Ol'm wanlln't'ho towlrl." "Well, woll, Mulcliiuil," cxclalmcil hi* Honor, In evldonl amazement, "ill iiiumI my Ol'm a till sur- prised that an Ainlrlcan ultlxcn, an' n man av ortlit- nary lnlllllRorjcv r Hliniild-not aunw tho maiilir of ft nil Uuirorlbo bliillllav tin: tritium an' any other glnUotnln prlalut that tnolgbl be Igwiranl iw well wolcbaol Fenncmcy, 01 will explain. II Im rtlrlvnti.il from two Latin wiirrdH, coDtliracli'd, an'mancH In Ita lllboral an 1 Amlrluin hIiihu, mall, nl all!" PROVIDING FOR THE FUTURE. Ur. and Slro. flumliy Urn out or town, which rnakoa It Incumtinnt un Mr. Iliimhy, when It la seceaaary to secure a ni'W conk, to go to tho agency In town lilinieir und nrmngu for nnothnl Be tliloka may aiuiwcr llio pur|inno. It Ik nothing to the dlacroiltl of Mr. tluniliy to nay that hh visits to tbo Hgonoy Imvo hcen Himiowhlt frei|iicni, for n good co'ik who will aiay lu tlio country In almoal an unknown quantity. Uae QTOtilug uot long since Mr. flumUy, having paid hla periodical visit to tiioagpin'r, Mu. (lumhy mi dumfounded. on cnieriiiK the kitchen, to flint torso dlgnlllcil lltldgriH silting tlicro In a row. nastily going Into tho lllirary, wlioro Mr. Cunihy waa seated, aho exclaimed, "IK-ury, what In tlio world do yon menu liy getting llireu cooka t" "I thought 11 waiiho lirai tiling in do," replied Iter buaband. "Von nee. I Hlmll bo ko busy iicni woek that I won't havo lime in gut imy."— Ilaviirr'it Monthly. ♦ ^<B» ♦ KEPT IN REPAIR. Tbo proprietor uf a uliuiulrul work* reci-lvcd from hla Hliucniukei- n intlr or wnierilght Imwih, whloh hi: waa, Iiowi-vlt; uimbli- in wi-iir, as they wore a Irldn ton hiiiaII. He I hcrcf<iro gavo iticm in In ono of hh wnrkmun in wear fnr n low da™, und atrotoh them to the vciiutrril dlmeuil'ina. Several wcoka pariied myit, ami tin; rmiiluyiT hml fnrguHon ull alioiit (he iKiiita, whon bu wiixsudileuly rvinlndeil ofthciit la iicurlmii fiiHliinii. Un a certain liny dny, tliu workman In i|iicalluii. after drawing hli wagei, lliiuereil at thu desk an If walling fur Hunietliltig. The manufacturer (hen said: ■■Well, Kruger, what In lit" "I WAni tnoro mouny I" was Hie rvply. "Wha-what I Haven't vim got ynnr full wngeii)" "Oh I ayu," nnnworiil kruger: aftorwnrd Hdtllng with the groatcm composure. "Hut jim'vo mill got to pay me tidy ci'iiia for gelling your Inula suli'il. Thoy'vo boon ouluf repair, yen know." A DARKEY' S STRAMC E VISION. Captain llardon, a Mlx-onrl man, waa qullo a aportaman, and on unn uf htit hunting oxctiratnni maaklgwaa atolonur giauilrirt, Innvlug htm about twenty tutlea abnre hla lm:no. Ilu conoludud lu make a raft aud tloaidoan. He laahcd (ngeiber foar anull logs, are or alx fett lung, In tbe form of a aqaare. laid a piece <>f nlank norobti, and then plaotd a dlacurdeii keg lu the nilddlo; lliru ho got a newapaner, and, llgliiinn Ids plpn, aboved nir Into tbo slresm. Floitlng nwifily atung ho pa<aod In front ot a negro eablo. Tuo uld uogro nlond on tho bank and hailed him: "Wbaryo' goln', cap'u, on dal t'liig?' "(loin' u St, Uula 1" "(loln'ou dnlKagi" "Yea !•' "Ko' (lord r' was all Iho aslnulalied negro ceuld pay, t'ae captain, rather womlotlug ai tlio noitio, looked at nla foci, and tuuod Hml, na uccountor tils wolght and Iho water soaked r'utdlilon of the Ion, Ihoy bad dlaappoareil boncalh Iho aurface of the water, leaving uothlug leit tlio keg to nhnw upon what be was riding. Nut null dlneonoericd, how- ever, lie continued nla roynjonud nrrlved twine In aafely THE IMP HOAX. This braxeu ImpiMturo en the errdnllty id tlio Knglbjb pttbllo wai tho reiult ot a wagur between tho Dnko of Montague und nttuthor tiublvnmu lu 1740. In dhcuulng Iho a-narlng gnlllblllly of the Kaglhh po»pU>, lliu forniet declared that It one woro to advorthio It uoll that bo would Jump I lo a quart bottle all l.onilen would go tn aro him do lu Tito wager being tiindo, ntt ntlvorllMPtnont was In* aerUd In all inn leading patters, preiulalng that tho feat wonld bo portormud on a corinlo tlate at the Daymarket Tlwattv. On lha appointed day iho Ihealro waa paoked from pit to domo nud many Inmilroda wore tnnied from tbo doon. Tue aitiipnied uugtclaii apiwand ontbeatage and had tlio totuorlty to statu that If tbeaudlenco would psy donhie the prieohu would enter a pint bottle, altnn'n un tho auso tablo, la* ■lead of tho quart n uk as furnlalicd. lie then hur- riedly cecaped by tho atairc door. A riot resulted, tn wblob tnn Ihealro was Unlly wrecked, and the lluke and bli oniniunlnu had to leavo town until tbe exeltetnanl wai well over.—fulffuiun' ^mri i tvifi. i na a i i IN THE SPRI NG. It wm a filorloui April morotiifi, twya Thr ih-mnt Fire /'itjw. TOO girl walked aIodr tho innllt sldoirilk, oIas- Uo. hopolul, lUppj bewuflO tho hlrJs woro; bfcatuo tbe flowori woro; b«AU»o ivl ntiuro iriu. She bruibod lu Hie fiiMh, |uiru nir hh If It wore foot! tlld toDlo to hur. Tho oolor pluyetl lildo tiud HTck in hrr cbecks. aqoj tier ejeo ipArkiod la tho cIuat ■millgiit. liHhe wm uuiiOConipAnlril, i«uvo by n ilmlo. "Tbero U a worM (>r l».\miy in 11 nil," jthu ulil, Milie movediloup: "ihrrc ih a alory of i»lor lit tbo okj, lu iho term", >"■<• t!ll> dowoni; (hero U uromlMO' cvorr ar«>wlnir iliiiiit; thore \a hopo lu OTorj bnJ. not) thom ttt dutlciiitnco m tliu nun- ehlne; thero is llfu nuil vutrgj «ud jmrpoio every* wberft." "Woallj!* 1 bo pxclnlmcd, li>okiDg nround: "i bida'tnoUoM. tivituo out in my i*o gloves ihln mora I at lostotd ot my drib our?, rtud it hua worrioa mo to, ihAt 1 bid nut ottturved tbe we»tiu\D, don 1 1 you ku-MT." THE NEW YORK CLIPPER. Deoembeb 29. THE SOONER THE BETTER. A fow BCO40D8 ago Iho men at iho BUtlon on Die Hon cnant were ureailf amoiied nt tbo proceed I ngn or ii jnanf couple cvldeotlj far gooe In Uio incNhci of lore. Kverj morning, at an earlj honr. tbej would pin In an appearance on the sea froai, and for a conplo of noon* would Indulco In thou antlci which flc- nolo iho advanced Atagca of tho complaint. ThlflwcntonforMTeralweekfi.illl one monilnjr the bean, ovldenUj dralrou or a cuango, walked up tn ono of iho cooatfluirdi, und, cdIdus prelim- Innrln, mid: "Hoav HOfiii will It Ih) full tide?" " 'Ow rood will there lie a folo iledf" quorled iho old chap, meditatively/, as he rolled his (|in<I Into uh oihcr check, "well. Ihal'a wot mo an' my mate* 'avo bin wondorlD', and, fcr tho nkc ov the girl and the credit ov tbe town, we think p'r'upn ye'd belter gel (ted im ijulck m ye can." A MARVEL OF STRENGTH. Tlio friinon* Miiarlcc, Mareobal do Hixe, who commanded His Francb at Footcooj, wawa marvel of mrcngth. On ooooccaimn ho twiitcd, with his Ungora onlr, n long nail lato a corkscrew, wiiti which bo drew thu corluot b»lf a dozen hoiilcn. llo coold break with bis hiodi the strongest norac- (111 oo. tine day while In London bo had a row wiiii a dnstnun, when he seized tbo man by tlio bead, and, throwing blm In tbo air, let bira drop right in the middle uf bis own dont <*art. Tbe only opponent who succeeded id roalsilog him was a woman, a illle. aauibteraQHclres*. M*urlce tried with her to sco who could pot down tbo otner'a wrist*, and of ter a long straggle she won, bat with tbe greatest dinionlty. The power of Mllo. Qantblert srm was far bevoDd Hie common, and with nor Angers abe conld roll op a ivorpuieaaaeasllyaaftnr one would ptper.—c/tv| t intiau Commercial flaietie. AT THE RECEPTION, Not long ago Edmoud Unwell dawned upon a cerialo Western city, anil the Wants gave a largo reception. Among tbo plant for the onterUinment of tuo guests was a scene from "Macbeth." ren- dtrort by a young woman of local elocutionary famo. The bead of the family wan not informed of this espeoLal part of tho programme. M ihe proper moment the young woman person- al log l*ady liscbelli appeared at tbe end of tbe drawing mom, dressed in a trail log robe of wblio aud bearing alight. Slio moved M'.owly forward, an cxpectiibt linsli filling upon tbe assemblage. Tho host looked up, saw, nod wholly raltonder- atood. Ho beaiiAted only a moment, then hast* oned forward with honpltal>'.e zoal: "Why, IIIia smith, good evening; I'm verr glad lo ace yon. May I re)lore you of yoor candle.'' GUARDING THE BANK. The fUnk or Kngland la watcbed nightly by a guard uf alrtut fitly men from tbo llouaebold Troopfl, under the command of an officer, who usually march from Wellington or 6t. George har- raoks. They patrol the sprtcioon quadrangles of iholAOk, und do sentry duly over alloilcdspaceB, (II) iho morning, when tboy are relieved on the ar- rival ot some mpmbera of the bank's atatT. The oiilccr In command Is allowed dinner for himself and a friend, Including the providon or a bnute of tho bank a special old port. The men are also sup- plied with iho need fa I refeoilon. Hcsldcs Hits military guard, tvn clerkR remain on duty all nlgbl at tho bank, ai well us all day on auiiday, and ihow "watch clerks" roust not go to sleep. Tholr duty l< to move auoat from building to bulMlng, InBpcciIng iho various rooms, to see that all goes well. Scvoral of tlie higher oniclnls also Bleep od Ihe prcmlBes, ready to be summoned ntn momeQt'anotlro. M>VB*rOY'« 8ATKL.LITB OPERA CO, H*iiSkTem lend opto tlni* lor nm niaiil n'sioOi*. AO* dr«M HmlntM JUQftttar. Ko"m 10. Pnoe 81k. ft»1«m, Hwr, WANTBU, U<»OD MPROIAI/TV ARTISTS l-'OK NEW VAKtMV AT ALL TIME a aire loweii niUir m«Dtit*'n«Dt pftys bo»rd C1£NTHALTHR\- TKB.<IOK Jrrxy flt.F.liUxth. W. J M. LP.Wl-t, Mrr. INKOURIATIUN IN WANTKI) OF TUB ritbtCNr AunithsHop J it. paiik. by th» 3JA.MAUBK UK T1IK AMKR10AN HUUKK. Bomnp, M«M. "oilAIHH.-ABOVT !MM) SMALL THRATRB CIIAIKi WANTbU AT ONUK. CHKHi:KNT TIIKVTHK, llrmJuty mil gulocy Klntl. BfooMyn. N V. II1CKN, iht Vtroiy Mid, *lll lenJ to aay aJdr*M, |x>xl|>tlil, lur nilj r+nlm flvaol lli» k'ett pirotliwof the dny: brlRiit cri»n »od up todait Wi<lguiraaU5taui*>bv Kimiiirwlisri*. II notuiinficiory will refund taoooy. Ad- ilr<tw'l»orsftlllck". L— At«. Acidemy. llroofclyn. W. V WANTKl), AllrsoUoDi lor Olipin»r H»11, WiD'liror, )•>«« KMilns captfillr. 3SU: Rnod nhow |o«ii;MJ ln> linbliftot*; drit eliu liniul. Wnlo for ilalM lo KAV R VIK-IE, Wlnlbrop. low. ClIESCBiNT TUB ATI 110, Brosdvsy *od guioi 7 H'.. Ilrooklya. Uuoki now owu for boo«1 Tftrmu i'0 - lonuvn HOHT 1'A VNK. Mm»u»r, r>Ds nr mttra v»ry cbuti. Tliew ftiu money mtiara, CIllOIRd I*. O . 111. fl*toonntD(l oUieni ukeuailw. Aidrem UsdilDB, BoiTTJ. WANTED-A SICT OP MUSIC KNGRAV- INU TuuIh; mull b« in goo-l order Addreu HORT. K. '.VILHON, » harlloi. It- WANTKl), AI 1HI4MAT10 I'EOPLR for Hr« c1»m coni|)*oy: two ur Uiree iodbT anil iisore niliu, boib idiI* antl iitiuBie, nsnt«i'i ili.ulila lu tiod. Kesd photo uil lull|4Ttlcul«r« in nru li»Uer Fire adTiaa«*J lo nphl li r-. H. A (: AflVKSTMR . Hoi QIC Msmpli l». 1)o. AT I.tUKItTV. CIjAUIONBTTIHT. KN 1'KHIKN\'Kl>, VAKIKIV AM) CUNCKHT MUSIC. aU- druw H; HL I'wl'ICk BlIDcL Que''OQ ClDlilfc WANTKJ> AT <>\CK. A HINDU AND JUDY MAN KUH A KOUIt WKKKK" nM(IA<lKMKftT Tn work ITireu Dl«nln % • tel. Ntoie loweM »Al*ry tMi>ecltd In llrtt l»Uar A mm ltn**l«l nur 8o»mn Ad>lretw J II. tL HHA'/.FAI' , Hno i nS K*oywt Bhtck. l'awiuebwt II I WANTICD 10 hut from Lvctoceri thitptndo pottd olllfrt work hi) loolli t«i'ncilair. Mm Koubrelie lint lUnrw kSeotl ptmio. which will be ret ur nod lU».>i«Tt %ml tuuliir* »»•*« PUmpi AdJrrm Mr. Hill 10(i Ttiuoiler, KlowftUnl <M HOriTaV. f.qHwnil ri L- \Vl 'IUin«T)orl, l'e ~ i.ovkj6% , n HATki'iCtrk opiciia ci». WAN IliO-HARlTONK la dnuble VinU, Cornel fo: Head enO OrcheMre. U>wo*t*t)Ury Dml lutler. BA^UMAHTKH_K>oni UvrrjreHlk.fUicin.Miu_ "WAN rt£ll> AT ONUK,"MUCt Ksloe uonieaiau wno l'-tjK itriio, HrdJo nod other innruineaU sod rao sloe, tluit etiense Iiiuiomi far tioe U> two w»»k lUnd*. AIM wadiM. iMiareri nnil V* rliKitiiri wim ran leoture *tml ditlltelrtiHwIiUlePlallit Uarroio lfcORuiso- All ntuit iKiable tn |iUy »cconi|«n1ntenUon orate. Hlale loweit ■siiery. K»n»r \l*tU Hoik I da Co., Dr. T. Buokeood, Mipaier. AUmioo. Win. m'DNU- AltliAKUKll KOlt OHCIIK9T1IA, BAKU mandolin oHCMKsrHA. boom «mpo#«]. Munlo rul t« witrtlk or nmiQimolineol mido for mflody. AiMr*** Cll aH I*. l.RWIH * W >th Kt. rieelamU, 6. PbAl WUI4JIIT. I'l.AVKIt AMI I'KODUOhR. I'ltyn witdei and reciMhl; oew i>rjdactlnn* miift*d. Hietohei. Honolulu**, Dimtip t)proch»>R. eto., a i[HMlaUy. fit At« vour waota »od iodi) Rlimp lor reply. 1UHUV IIKNtmmoN. l.KMi:oBirefiHL.IiOumnle, Ky. WANTKD, A UIK>1> K-RLAT4XAUIONKT PLAYRH fnr ib« Uud ot ihe Nitmnal S^-ldirr*' llnnm, lliiiipton, Vlinlnle llo^xl r*V "rt do eulliitt*i:. "ther bum! ntvuneotlosiHiaitloDii wrre orepply to D. L*»Tfy, RinduikMer NiHodkI H iidiura' llomr. ItMnplon w UNLUCKY. WIU a awMt amllo aho took hla list and oans. ''Uaaroat, 11 alto rwf\\ t whon ibey wera BSaud Id tbo gloamluii, "I havo noinoiiilng n> ull yoa. n ttammunlDg all Ma roriltntlc, tic Im,1l* Imr atioai. "Uasroel.^ahupnH'Oiildl,a OiiilcaU' ilut.li ovtrjprcadlDj bcr oliovk, "p.i|« lias »t List cm. aaitM to our marMCKo.' Uo vss too Ocenly moved to eipress bliaiclt for about Corlr-nvo ruin- ate*. When si last bo round rolce. too latter thrilled wlUi amolloD. "mat." a nnUe pmsare ot u» hsud told him ale waa lUKnloi, "la what I net bj noDkojlDR with an opal rial." llllejea rated upon the fateful Jewel with a faKlnailon or horror. ^VASi'l Kl> t inini«likt0t>'. tvoaobar nian lorUfit. I'o. JucittoT', rjnlorltciDlit., mialcltD^ msitcat anltta and Hatch, truli oom»tlliiQfl. Hond rart'mlare. Tom Itarrlp. IliTi^r ortlll. Turn W « mi. wtra Dr. O lUla KstlvHls.ta. llallP Vi'ANTKD.—L»it»nr .ni»IL Huursost |H'.-«. »lc 1'illf.sOlt . 311 » »it twill. Hllfol. W . V. "AT I.IUKIITV— h tli-. r-ornttii.t*: raft .Ddi.r. rhr.tra, AiM ry >wll. ti n Will Plac». Ws'arloo. la. ~<ifi acTCTilis, huKjon. tiinkuir.9, itnii- I.Ki»Ul ; KK *rltt(.n to order. HonO »tanip JOJKI'lt KKIISMAtV. t£r. y«irniruni ATanu». Hhlla-lHpli la "WAXTKii. rott bXiiids •■o^kuv coar.Nv. • 6hhI Jurrnlln Hsn ra|.ftbl«i>r plfcrlas »i'i'i» Iwl., a'.ft so tor Old If ea ami Chtrmctsn. sod SiDRIna «od base- loi Houbratl*. RalArr mail b« tow. Ip'yboant. II. J. B AUD. Muip i Morrl.lo«n W. Y 11 niVArSTinirTlXCR'Kit - OR PAIlTNIfli (OH WKHL OROANIZBD HKPBntOlHK VU.c.rruaa l«oJ. Ao»»«r quick loFRt-ll DOWHlMl. D»0- tl tntt, rtlnni Villa N. V : IKt. S|..lin. 1.1, Panto*., H. v.: ititr IbatowCLIPI'KR. _ "\ i'oiinu" i.auv" sTAit." with HKw. iiiiMtmnal Aoinrlnn lot! trltli plan. * tnoklns lirm- ri|>*l rill** no'?." vanli a Haiinctn Mirmr. To Ihi r>4> t i^ilrhal' Inlwiiil will lu airrn HtnoUv ituplmiu. A-'ilim. HimKiIr Kam^iD. ll'^SIti lloirt.l' Mich " AT'LiUBllTV'TO .laiT.M .M"lN(ii"ilKi,, v.i- rlotv or urUDiMi Co.. Junal^riu.1 Wi>*> a iliir. I <i<> Knlfo Juiiltna laPamlo. Ialm clay Va'ta. Ana r- I dreluiroB sod off. All work flmtHuL AJ,1m. ED01K D'ALVR Broplro tlor.l. tw) Kicnin— Sr.. Bal ftilo. N. T. ^>HTSSir4-i;«|ilPl.fcrit uLToR aWt OUTPIT. oaly und two woaki: atatatei lu A'lo.Llii Slv> Viotnlo.|u1it Plirata (Dlffar). ti R* laoaa lor Mil las- sump iot nplr. AdorM* PRKD LA MARS, Bmpln llolal. I*) Biohaan BL, BaSalo, M. T. . HABRIOAN'M THEATRE. V. W. UANLBV, Haaaair. If r. Edward llirrijrtn'i bow play, HBtfARK. ABLE BUCODVI. NOTORIETY. BIX HiW fiOKOI BY DAVE BRAIIAM. WEDNESDAY I XATIKBEB I HAT URPA Y HERALD SQUARE THEATRE, CUAfl. E. EYANR rroprltlor. B'wiy aad 39lh HUMt En 8.15. Hal-HlLl Whllniif Optra Co.. In De Kovatrt Smith's Opera, MATINEE NEW TEARS. BXJOU. RROADWAY. 90TR AND SIBT FTR MATINBBH WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY. POPULAR PETER DAILEY. Same Happy Company. Loll ol New Things. "A COUNTRY SPORT." PEOPLE'S ffiJlRV oImnBR. Proprlator THE MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY. MATINEE TODAY AT I IB. II. B. JACOBS* TIIBATRB, Cat. 31<i 8U iDO VI An. MATINEES HON.. TUES , TllUKfl. AND RATURDAT. BAH.NKY PEROUSON Iq "UUPPT'S BLUNDEK8." Koitwuk Jolia Kornill la *'BcPiddtB'a Eloptmaot." B. F. Keltt'$ Amusement Enterprises. E. F. ALB EE - ■ - Oar. Hg'r. 8. F. KEITH'S NEW THEATRE, Bade*, Man.; THE BUOU, Pkllaaelpfcla, Pa.; B. F. KEITH'S OPERA HOUSE, Provldenet, R.I., AND B. F. KEITH'S NEW UNION SQUARE HOME OF Ma KEITH'S OBJODfAL Continuous Performance. NOON TO 10.4a. NO STOP. STAR PERFORMERS WRITE FOR DATES, TMIV DICTDD'C THE 1XACE TO BR1KO YOUR IURI rASIUrlOi WIVES AND CIllLDIItN mat, CIIRIBTMAa OAV. »Uo FHIDAV. Vl ^l!' MAGGIE CLINE, lo iiernew root, "Muililag'*Too flood lor tlMlrltb.' DEFORRESTS, KNICK-KNACK OANCERS, Amerlcin Osbol of SISTERS FORTESQUE. KITTV nuLAJI. TlinEB ALBIOltjS. TltlYBLLR. MU9I0AL DALE ACIIKV. KOSTER&BIAL'S MUSIC HALL PAUL rilNQUF.VALL! MLLB. PBTRESCU, SKUBr-RIYIEBE. THE RUSROWH. POItHEKP BR01, ERWINIA ortELLI, JULEH LEVY, FLORA IRWIN, TSCUEHNOVK. THIRD 8EBIE8 LlVlfid FICTCnES. HARLEM MUSEUM, IISUi StrMt and Third Ave., N. Y. City. TRENTON MUSEUM, North Broad Street, Trenton, N. J. JOHN HANMON Proprietor BDWAHD C. SMITH Manager WAJfTED AT ALL TIMER, Slronj Foalursl, Curl oaltloi aad Norolttaa for Latturo Italia: alio lllRb Olau Ytudirlllo Aota for Tbauxoa. All applitalloai lor •nfiBimaDU (boib rioniol) muit bo addrauod to EDWARD C. SMITH. Ilarlom lowun IIUSER'S bt. MUSEU31. OpwtUthfjyur. WAKTED, FOR TUB OUBIO II ALU. Living OnrloilUM, Pmki i>f Kfttarv, Ran suvl Cnrloni Anlmtlti of ereiy dMorlpiloo for oar now Mvoigerle aHpbunmont, ud at »1l tlnrn the T«ry b«At V»tia»j»lli* dun for tho thottro. Vo taUiy too hlgb for Pirtt CUu KorelUu. BagmgomoDUi from 4 to 11 woekit daring tbf MUOO. OLYMPI4* 130 Bt, and 3d Av*. ^haJW High Clan Vaudevlllea. OUANOB JA JAB. II. " CUIlTIrT, .... pfaBaf er THE WILMOT DUO, L.EADINQ AND NOVEL CYCLISTS, Frrn I>rc. :ll«ntl wrik. Aildruia NO. lOlllE STUMKT. CANBItlDOKPOHT, MASS. C. 3=31. TJn.tla.an, AT LIBBRrV FOR VARIRTIB& PtinDkoeotiJdrw^carttofCLlI'PEB. ■ W. C. Clark's United Shows, Now South and Will Travel All Winter, Cl!< USE A FEW MORE MUSICIANS. DOUINIOK RUTILOcniarlonilll.D.ploaMwrlK. Ad. drOMjowitUToiai. Dig a. aioorrooio WANTED. AI LOUD SINGER, BANJO PLAYER, OrRiD Plfcj-tjr, who Pi*rB fluiUr or MKadollo, F*iii*l»J Imptrtnofttor, IlUhltod H*c Plpa riu*r. All to b« gooUomvn, ruoU ilrtuora, tad if yna got drunk one* a month puts jour otmip. 1 \>kf t-kUry turf Sund»y. rtiAio lowftit Mlary in nritl*>ti«r. I r»y tranii-oriKilon ullerlolDiDgtod itop «t tvoOftllaradKflpn;*!* Writ* i)ulok. OR II. .1. KdUHTAIN. Bin*or Hod. C - „ p^rty Ho. at, Mt>iton. Mlao . WANTED, Partner Willi Smalt Amount of Ready Ciisli, Tu iiko hill iDtoriKl la a Mloilrol or Pirce Como^y Co, pari ill ant clan wndroba Tliou mraolos Imiioni. iddrou 11. L IIAHAD, i-lvaioath. lad ALBERT E. BROWN, Leading Singing Coniodlnn, Al Baritone Soloist. l^haraeltra, Cumedr and Old Mod. At Liblrtr to accept olf»I» Iron RKSI'OrlSIBLH SIANAUKR9 ONLY. Milt- arRBL, upon, Onuia, om Oin join iraiuadlitoir. Adilrou BOX .a. Rm*.ioipiiin. Mim. ROSE BROCKWAY, CIIAIIACTBR OLD WOXAN. Florence Brockway, Houbr»u«r. bojt, with md* tuid duce ipmikUU*, r*n bo «Qt«ie«J for od» Dtgbi Mud eooiMoitit. or 'Tom." rrlHdnwrlt*. Addr«u ROSB BKOJKVTAV. 1MK*i.tmihatr>ot. New YorfcUHy. FUTURE WIFE AND HUSBAND. etc. ClrouUn tod nnplM, tea ctnU. FUTURB COM* Th» bo« ooTvlty lor clreaMn. muavamt, togvrdemaloi PANT. 19 EtitTblrUonih Riroeu K. T. ROUTE BOOK l«r llnok fnrMc«Dt<. , ILI.rsTRp.TKU. A Do) O. K. iJHimX. RuHotu. H V. GLASS BLOWERS SEND FOR PRICE LIST OF RlUDEfl, TUBIKO. OAHR.ejta. Oeaeifl nop lift* for Bo- heulavn aluitlowaraV UmI Hoofc, lovlatprlcaM. J(J ""' T. HACKHAN. 101 8o. C»oUp*> Hi. RklUlune. Md. WANTED, TO PURCHASE FOR CASH, A MUSKUM UP ANATOMY. Putin bkTlOK »Ch. tlUicr ronpltto or Id ntrtwill pltaue aJJrwis «lthpeutleTiUraV im lULLOOK. IlllOoort 8tnv»t BA«it.n. Ubju REED BROS., MANUFACTURE GENUINE KIIAUdtTORAPllS AND BLACK ART. Nil TOYS. NO I'AKbtt. Euolvla3o. Damp Tor ilMcripll\i clrculir <l AM«i atrooi. Wilili.m. Hu'. I.ITIIOS ONE VKNT KACH, A.VV 8TVLR k'OU WANT; hdI an. tor umptaa UABRY CLAIll, tfiapnioi sl. Pht'adolphla Pa. _LOViM01- , «) SATELLITE OPKRA CO. WANTBD-tWO riBBT ULASd COlfBOIANR (orDatoh aod Nuroaoaaaad Darra apoeuiuoa 8TAOB NANA- OBR. l&ooiW.rrto. Bik,Salao,laaa. HERE ARE WINNERS. yriif "I Went Home Wid Michael; NCWi He Came BackWld Me." JlcniP.MNON'fl N.w DitlMt HU, lom to foor «o corn nlabUf br mo POLLY HOLMES. an- IN PRESS. READY TIII8 WEEK. Tha Ralllck- lo>. Prollctlor, Chiracur Humb. Ologtr Dlllr. Oj» Cmoot Oio LoodooMusicIlalU: "The-Kick-Up-A Row-Brigade!" BY StcOLESNOM. SUITABLE HBRIO COMia PEUALE IMPERSON- ATION. «r HJ.VDTHrX SPECIALTIES. Rpler. Ilralp asd loll orp«ppor. A raullnn Uareh Soni ud llornr, rhorual 6'ibc tn 4 oncorM t,v th* Rrllllut Qaoia ot Nor.ltlii. Llitla MADOE ELLH. at Putor'a Thiatro. ' nr AND THIS NEW HIT. "Don't Bear Any III Feeling," plvSCRlPriVB MOTTO flONO, by MoOLBHNON*. THE HIT OF LONDON. 09- NOTICE. AofoitbaMMDgi: "Back to lb* Old Home Agmio," 'BboLvUtboliiD ffbo LortMl Her lor Another," "Tho fluneB*o*tB«lli AraRlDRlog," "To Err li Ham«a. to ForalT*. DlTlnel" H PaDDfOM Mto." "I Do LoriYoa, or Uj lW Old Diddr." ''NolhlBt-'i Too Good for tho IrlOi," "PtWMT «ad lb* Homwboo" »od "The KICK-UP- A ROff BRIUAOB." "Tho Worthoaie Door." "The New Homo. f)**>et H<jibp>.'- ud -DONT DBiR ANV ILL FEELJXO." All WITU OROHRHTAA I'iKT^ will be Mot OQ rocelpt of IDo wh by IbO ENGLISH BONO PUB. CO.. 34 K. Vooro 6t. N. V. ftoog* Uuilit to P'ofeMiooeJn KRPE botween 3 and 4 P. It. Take 6lh Ato. El. R. TL aod get off at Pranfclln Bt UNSOLICITED. TUB CLIPPER of Dae. 21, nra: "Ra?mond fibav, eoontor icoor, lenderad lUe now reollraeoial ballad. 'Hfjitle Peine,' ijuriOB tho first part or Conmiock'n UfoiireU, Ht Jamei* llall.Mit week. The aootr prored mo'otiioui'y oweet, pulkolaiiy tha aolo rauoo. At a tmbloc mot; li ohou:d certainly occopy a proouneot pHce lo Ur. Bhnw'n repeitory." "BESSIE PETITE," IWantQuick, Fot- loi m or y«*are t a vntRitt THEATRE OR MUSEUM. Or ivnnld COKSIDEIl OPPER to art as BU8INE8S MANAGER. Will nc got lute lo 1 oca to Lecturer mid Press Agent. Addro.a HOUSE MANAGER, 145 Eo»t rifteonth Street, N. T. City. JOHN AND JRFKREY8 PENDY KEITH'S BIJOU, PHILH, NEW YEAR'S WEEK, Mr. Peodr'fibaelaes'reUtioai "IrleadKeet" *ltU BESSIE BONEHILL, Tliat "Modal ol prace acd auDahloygocd oatore, nlio reinaloa altrayn Ihe rtroc. OPEN TIME FOR AT UAVIV THEATRE. Roraolon. Pa. waek or Jao.ai; r>b. 7, n. 9. ih, I'.i.ffl, a.li.V. w.ik ol Mlrcb 4. At HIJOU Til HI. NIK. UlniliarcrtoD, N V.. J.o «. W. 90; Feb. II, la. IC 11. II. U S; Nuch 1.3: "loll ol Mircb «. ClllgiC aillivi aiir?. Onlr iiolmlir iirlco houw lo olthir ct'y. A 1 PIANO PLAYER, Hight nader. aod cipablo pla.ian ■pe«>alilg» Prtrtrooe win, JoablM id Band- Iljnu are not KIRST nnflfl. itrn'i loin. lo» I doo't waoi rou. Youraalarr mui: be low. II WALTER VAN DVKU. UaoaRer. "A Tallow r-aodle'' C.».. Wa*lilOE[oo. la. FOR RENT, THEATRE, IN A CITY nK76,nn ISHABITAUTa Ilent the cheai •nt in rl|hi l*rir. lixollfot opnoTtuollv tor partj with finall caplial. Atldree* P. J. B. t rrenlijr.N J.. Pott Olllee. I, WM. HOWARD. • JlUtjlCAI. AND BINOIN'n COMUDIA.N," WII.LBKKKOIN HERE«rTER AS WM. HOWARD MILLER. Tt'Uik*. nanapertA. AM BUSY. Here a few Rreen one 0»»tatolelI l'*tinanfniaddrc<». Ka«'ero—CareolCLIP- PEROmo> \7oitero-AH8ao Jullao PL, LoiAnRelti.CaL WANTED, 6000 REPERTOIRE PUYERS, COMEDIAN. WITH SPROIAItTIHS OENtluL UAN AND WclaAK.' CIIILOTOA'.T. Jnlaatooco. Hikelalarlei low. Yoo ■ctllirm llnl.l aod R. R. pild. Ooiinil, tbmaulir. Hni. *r>.l Strlos Huehlioi. wrlti. aaitriri MANAGER VHaNKLIN. r*ro A M. Hurt ,\ Co., IM Nu. Ih at, WladilpbU. Va. HIGO OPERA HOUSE, HICO, TEX., wlib n«w Keotrr, eta, oow reed* tor •tirarilnnpi Write ue. OnACUexV HUTCIIIKUSONe NEIL LITCHFIELD, THE YANKEE FARMER, WllbJ.H MAOKIR'S'KIDB BHOW'OO. Or.md Onra llot.M Hct-oa. m.m.. *Mk of Ihc.SI. BfRUNi) AND NOVKLHIiNUI.OOUBSr'KnAl.Tlr. Stige Danctog up to Dale, Opera, Skirt, Spin. lah; airo Wloz Pom loot Beennti pohils apwurenre •Tery weelr. n Eut lllh 9L. toom 13. MLLB APBLIHE NEW THICKS. Litest Eirtpau Honliiii. Mem B*«oi*l Bight aad Autl SpuitaaUno. SaodSaeou for oew Calaloroe- lo cenu foroolll^let«u«la:l»po«lAla. vr. u.LBPOV, tdrottitstwi. Poilon. Mm WANTEO, OBOE PLAYER, TO PLAY WINTER BBABOK, OD1IDK April I, 185a. or lo H«» .11 Iba jcir anuo. Aadros. 'REOEP! :K RUNEBIj. BaoJ IfMlir. yallooal 6oH-.r»' Moaa. Wl>. At Llbeitf, Jones Bros,, Character ArtUf. SlPRerii and Danoara, u tbe Toaib Blok* aod iba Ud. liaaacen addreaa I.M1 Air; 8L» l^LridelphLv Pa. OFBST DATES. Robinson's Opera House Cincinnati, Ohio. Tor good MELODRAMATIC and VAUDEVILLE ATTRACTIONS for Fab. 24, Maxoh 3,17 ud 31. Wo liATc the M7IU of January open on account of II.t* "Orur tho Ganlan Wall" Co. IIA.VINU DI<n,VNOBD. JOHN D. DAVIS, Mgr. LOOK! THEY ARE ALL SINMHB LOOK! "SOCIETY." READ I (By W. H. FRIDAY JR,) READ! Am faalarloit 'Society 1 ' with ■leraepilcoQTlawiirlih big aoeeaii—win BeuoetL Ulo^relT iblak ''aSocletf'' wAi r " ■ v BlSh . . will *in« It.—Wm. K. Alleo, J-'iench K<.):y Co. Hew Or- na* r'imaui Haiti SonrAiio JaH Mi^OWaH. wtHaj- will be popular.—U Dtdell. ftiog "ayjcleiy" laatnlfbi. Bl(i.hK-X,0. Martha. Am pleavd *l b * floolety" and leaDa* r'amoue Male Sopraoo JaH Mc^OWAIf, wntei: "An mailDftablR hit wlib 'Soelatr.'-' Bfnd na "Bo. elety" at once. I heatd It the other oijtM 'Twill earelr be popalar.-Joeeplilof Lecol, "Clean Bwe«p" Co. Mlui .Ukemlrom hu tried "fleclelj" and llkea it; will put It oo.—One Re nurd. Your rooft, "flocielf." airikea ne verr forclblr.-Lllllao Clearer, Imperial Maelo Hall. Like "Society*' very mucJi, will nog It—Lilllaa Bayer, witli Rillowood Playera. Heod me ' Sorlety" at once. I want to u«e II— JaleiOarriaon, care oUaa. FUdim'a Co. Be od tor ihli toag. ProTeuloeal copy 10c. orcbeetra parte \<>x extra. BenlcardorprofframmeaUoto FRIDAY, HALL & CO., )70 Ralph ATenae, Brooklyn, N. Y. WANTED, TWO FULL COMPANIES for Manftclo and Di-acelct Co.'n. No. II and .*>, alio fnllBand «ml Oi cheat na for each* I WANT COMEDIANS THAT CAN "COMEDE." Bialf loweatanlary flrat letter, and aeml photo, \rltlclt will lie Tvtarnrd* No tine for a*rle.Ncorroi]ionrience. No fares ad- vanced fxcopt to pnrliCH that are known lo me. \<Mr«3.i AIANAGK1I, L.ockBox.11, Torre Haute* R. W. TRELEGAN, NELLIE BEATTIE and M. DANIELS write. ' WHEN CORBETT AND FIIZSIMHONS (copvriolthd.) COME TOGETHER." Sune: thU week at Union Square Theatre, by L^ierand Willlami (oW Irleudt); Mioer'a Eighth Are Theatre, Warh^uro Sitter*. Alioiane; by Hurt Bbepanl. Uarer- ly'aaliDiirela.'i'rUco; Chi 1 *. C. PanerfiOD. Kittle Ber- nerd Chue no , "a Prlvooorfor LHe" Co.. aod otbere. Tbe fact ol tbla hods beioff rendered by moo well kooira people.«lib luch ■flown, and at inch houses, la BotAcleDi Buaiaofcftaito Ha nierlta Thove wieblDi; to nil tble rooB raa hare all tbey dealre at one dollar aod flity cents par hundred (IV.M) aorda and rouxlo. Pootollice order. singlecoplei,ienceota. Publlfhed by WIIU. Herdman. ilie author. WILL J. 1IARUMAK. Sour. Parody aod Akeicli Writer, ii Eut Fourth 8L. New York. Inclore niamp lor aoiwer to letter. CHANGE OF MANAGEMENT. All Bookings mide by C. A. AUSTIN lor tha SIMCOE, CANADA, Will be ucceptotl by lending new con* triu-tato L. DIUDV, Manager. WANTED, Dramatic People. A (IOOD. ATrHACNVK LADY FOR LEnJS, 60U- BKKITE. AND IRISH COaKDIAM. BoUl mu.ldo UroDI ipMlaltlei Balirf muit bslow. HaD.a«m«otpaiaei. peuMs. addiaii u w. jaiieson. N.w Albany. ladlipa. WANTED, AT ONCE, GOOD PEPERTOIUE PEOPLE, FOR THE RICHMOND COMEDY CO. Actdrma W. L. RICHMOND, WlaaiiiBC. Tml. AT LIBERTY, OTTO YAECER, »UDB TROIIBONI.": CEO. LABBE, BARITOXKiail KK.'OSD VIDLIJI. Ad Jim CorUsDd. H.V. WANTED, HOT SPHIN6S MEOICINE CO. Wanle UUOO VEHtATILB PKBK0HHER1, Comedian! bi«ck face, lilih nuicb. Uuictena- VenuUoaoleu. ContonluDUin. Uuiirnl Ari(i|a Oraao rlayer, one who (to do s (lira ol eonse or a up*cially, hew company openn Uonilay, ieo ia 1 havn no uae lor Meaner*. Uooiere or Klekern. Kule all yon can and will do la your (Ire' It Her «na ulery exuecied Addreaa Dtt LEOS 8MITII. Boi ^tt. Waahlnatop, D. O. HOWARD'S LYCEUM THEATRE GO,, RTiOK MAX \<(ER with fome itood playe, alio USEKl'L HEPKItrOKV I'hOPLE I don't par board (NO PI- ItArBS). Managiu tbrnuth Now boRlaid Stalei aend open lime In March anil April. ED *AHO HOWARD, care of CLIPPER. WANTED, FOR F. E. GriswoW's "U.T. C."Co. A UAN TO PLAY DOUBLE BASL AND DODDLE IS BRA^U; elioniiier gof*d 'fom" I'eople. Will e(lraoe*> Urea lo ihe right partm Adarean OHARLOTrt! N. U. WANTED, Man lor Heavies and Characters, Man lor Leads, Lady lor Juveniles and Soubrelles. (load rerirtory p*opl« la all lion wrlla fialarf low. JfiouBiuiDt pay. board I'ltllcuUra aia liolibtaail - - ivKlAf-"" Wllstil In Hist lollir. MANAUEB HAUL -I)il COaEDV CflMPAWT. Hou.a'l I'olct X. y. MCE'B For Sale or Rent, Ont First Class 60ft. Poll- man Meepios and Dining Car. All laieit Improremeota aod rurnUhcd complete. One of the rerr beat ear* in A i erica Oharloedefer. Qonumroolat. I^iingtoe. Mo. FOR SALE, Largest "Tom" Show on Earth. Tor Itrmi addrwt ''UNCLE TOM" Ming-, Corllaad, O. WANTED, ALL ROUND PERFORUERS AND XaONO HAIRED INDIANA. STEADY WORK. We pay lalarice. loeomoet«Dl« keep away. DR. 0. DAT. llfT. Oreion lad Med. Co. Sletpy Eye Minn. WANTED, 10 MEDICINE LECTURERS, ALSO 40 PtRrORKBRK. Notmortra flulo joor bu.lou. Saltir lowbDtiaie. Cooildar lllaoca a polite aiaallTa DR. U. SUAIimEEN K WHD. r ' >. MllUKlL Midi. "Property Man," an Artist. Write at ONOHIf T1U WANT MP. rnp..,l>luaajuarai)>aui. Addrw. L. P. MARSH, WoMon, III SCENERY AMD ALL THEATRICAL 000D8. BauaiT palaud ebaaplraed ooleklr. Anitaorarappllad. OUAS. S MILLS, LflOS Broad war, Ha* Tort Oltr.