The New York Clipper (April 1904)

APRIL 23; THE ISTEW YOUK CI.IPI>OETl. 203 rnH ARDBNT AEniALIST CHAR MION Back igalo, and Its wise vitfrcMnK llmt alicll onillierciisiomary wartn welcome awnliliiff bcr. The OI<l noward has liail many n favorite ilurliift iliepsstfou-Heasoiisi, but never one In Charmlon's oiis«. She makemiliortlie other HtarH look like ttOllfj', no much does hM outshine them. Her «ii In one yon never I Ire of, for It never liappcnx titlce alike. 8lie promises a scries of nor Henna- ili3n«,si> del close to llie iljnamo. AT THE OLD HOWMDATNENAEUM BOSTON MASS (Ainwlea'D OMexi Variety ami BiirleHf|ue Theatre) WBKK OF APRir. IN lilTni and lAUILLIAH "Tlie Kings of Koimlc JvoDjiirr," au act that la a iiioM atuiislDK tnlsiure at iiijrstcrj and Jolllijr, and apodtlve novelty, itfood? Well, it wouldn't t>e III iliix place in ibiA lilll. If it liacln't ahown ini. I'lislilvi'l.v tliu belt evcriisi an exiilblllon at comic lifrtrdetnain. lORPHT anil WILIABD Thcjare amnncm par excellence. Kvcrj- vein (If humor ihev work Is rich in -pay dirt,"' for they luvc DO use for dead shaftx. Home of the 1o<Ick of wit tliey liuve located ate regular imnnn/.aK. ir joii i]oui>i it, aend for a copy of tbat lufalilhie KMide for Inrentorg In prospective enjoyment, "Tlw fUapsiidk." SOlUTAI.ud WE8T0I llcrc'Bancwonc'toi-yoii to fasten your lamps 1111. Their act, in a oongloiiieratloii of cruzylsmH ihut would put a speclMist III the bnir house If he miemptcd tn cure them, "A KooJIsh Move" Is vliit ihcy (Jill It, but.you'll llndthere'snctbod In ilicirmailiieiui. UTIIG and LEOliU Critrk-a-Jack "iiiiln'iiclBls.'' Tti'elr inrn alioiinda In iKlcllito lu ihcwiiy of Juggling drollorlos, novel- nm lli.tt arc prollllc prodiiceMuf laughter and ap- liimisc. A pfitotlcAl working automobile Is one of tlietrprlnoriial "props,". TAMEB and filLBEBT If yon can name ft cleverer pair of skolchiBts yon luiD heat us forqultc u' bundle. Their new coinedi- eiiii, "The Vay to Hake Love," is 24 karats One. PIGBOE and lAlZEE A jialr who sliool atralgliV. for the bnllseyc of popu- larity and make a perfavt score. Hinoolh lookers anil swell dressers, whb'caii do things Id tbe way ofsoiig and dance. OUBK and FLOBETTE Slick exponents of t lie science of buck and wing. Tlieyrauk among tlio realeat of all tbe real ones. AND OTHERS Iiioludlng THK TANAKAfl, Japanene Wonder Workera; I.KON ftiirt BEIITIE AI-LEN, VciiiatlJe >Jiterialhcrs; AKNIE SOUTllABl). Singing Oome- dlt-BUe: MANNINO aud MILLS, UiilcU Comedv iHlo; ARWIIK DKACON, Mouologlst; OABTBR and BI.UKORI), Real KagllineiK; llll-tV IIINBB, l'«dallsl, and THE .KINETOORAPII, Showing New Mllllllll I'lclurcH. . • THE BURLESQUE Two score tborouKliUreds, perfect lu conform* Hun and cverv other point, In a blithesome uiusi- '•I comedy. We have high steppers, iimtclied pairs, sporting tanddms aud foiir-ln-lian<ls aniong ilinin. They're all well si-hoolcd, and will not shy III Ihejuuiiis, while Ihoy have BjU'Cd to buluon the ""II The burietla lu whicli tlioy will show their rufcs Is lallou . • NO MATCHES NEEDED Among tub iilliak taylor Al'UK VIVIAN KI.KANOK REVBRK, «AV nELUONT Jt'MA CIUJSBY tiKOKOIK UBVERB JULIA HEITZMAK Claire Romalre «e"e Tlmrsliy Anna il|«ier Jyiinie liiues Hni'ei Cleveland Ally l.ee Miiy Hamilton li-iroihv Moore I^iita I.eiceatw dim coady COMBVSTIBLES OLADYS FiSnEK VAKIllE \'AUK, NKLLIK IIARTKORD KITTIE HARTFOBl) KATE UKLUI^RU , LAURA DBLBRKC LBHSIE UCAVOY CUESTER "Bmina Russell Esther MaitUnd Mzzio Kelly Anna Wallinan Florence Carltun KIsle Ureene Cora fjake Edilb Meredith Amy Stone May Bcunott ALWAYS SOMeTHINO OOlNa 1 TILL ll P. M.,'aT TUK OLII , , BDOKINOl AjBINTS J«w York-Prank Forreafer. B(iRiou_Kd_ Kelley, (13 Coort m. '">i« miiiter and photogtaplis for newspaper •;"'« slioiiiil i,« sent to Carl H. I.idbrnp, rresa iU'P- fspntative. • ' nj^l^dreaa tkll nitter'c6mniuiil(iatlons, Inclndlnv UaDRger Bowitrd Athtnienm?BflBtan, Ha««. the management of A.'EiHonn" this rom' pi^ny remaining under the old inai^agement uiir roKler Is: Harry Rella. sole oronrletor and maoREer; Kranklln A Brooks, biwlnwa manager: Kddle Zereeth "wm 'dl ec?o"• Ualph iletchanl, master of transpottBtlon ^ ;Lf't ",""?» "*"«■ vocal stTWileR' 'i?'"*^"* P'«D'S': Franklin A. Brooks rube impersonator and illustrated »o^; Jiouro? onrt I'pcore. sketch team: Kddl? Zeereeth Hinging and dancing comedian; Frank .MoS; roe black face comedian; ,Iohn I'ecore f°- ?;.H?n. I!i,'i!P°R?""'' "R" "«'P'' Merolnm. hcc tatlonlat We are all well and happy, and nlways look for Tiii; Old RtLiABitt every S^. "'*^f; ^f" "'«'' '!" «■»"«« walks lipi. larly 18 ^ 'r^io.lif *ll!' "P*,!^ HP'^^'' fanvas about jfa .playing through Western Nfw York. Hundred and Twenty-dftU Street hoiuo 8nu- 1 booked ... ^ — '" p^rks. hJ?^/^,':!!'^'*-^ hns been very successful In his inonologiie nntl singing act at the varloua .>>undny iiljfbt engagemenfM. April 17 he played the Ciotbani, llrooklyn, N. T c.^i'?- ■'^"..^l''^' ..W'Y""^"*"0. '"•'be Original .Sunburned Uuben," played the Orpbeon The- .itrp. Iwvenport, la., week of April .j, and liiivf other good work to follow. LfxiMiAuiw, eccentric juggler, opened ou the Novflty .Ircult at Cripple Criek. Col., April 11 with Butte. Mont,, to follow May S- (. I,. ItAMMO.vn. hoop roller, triple baton Juggler and- vocalist, opens with Lucler's t'uuious MInstrelH May ^. T.vi,BOT AND RouKBs report great success this season. 'Ihey are filling time rapidly for the coining Meason, ond have Just nnlshed the ionsou with the lleniy Lee Vaudeville Show. 1 iios. II. O'.N'Kii., who closed n second uuc- cesEful se.isoa of thirty-two weeks with the mt Karroll Co., at Chester, Pa,, April 16, has t;tlca, X. Y.. to follow this week. 'riiK ■rilRi;B HR.V08 write that they have Just closed fifteen weeks ou the (foldsmlth .NorthwoHlern circuit, and open In Oakl.iiid. Cal., .May 0, for a tour of the I'aclllc coast. They write that their act has been (lulte a Kovelty in this part ol" tbe country. At.. 0. laowKB writes from Victoria, R (.., April .1: "\ am now in my seventh week on the EdLioii circuit, and mnklug a succeM with my mfinologue and original parodiex. I'he local papers and managers say 1 urn one of the few monologue men who hav-.- kept nii JIngllsh audience in a continuous roar of Inutfhter for fifteen minutes. I play return dates over the samo circuit, and have u long (ingn^enient lu California to follow. Tub oi.ii IlKLtAHLi; Ir hard to get up here, as the ricalors invariably order too small x supply, hut we manage to dig one up each week.' .15. h. Ki:sTr.R writes: "J closed a success- ful season with Tmnk Adams' "L'ncle Ilex' Co., April 4," Itit.i.v Coi.MNS AND Itosin lloviA are KOing with Kendall .Smith's Hlg l.ndy Min- strels [or. the Rummer season, having Just closed with Union ilan Comedy Co., after playing Ihroiigh tbe l-^ast. .\Iii8. AXD .Mas. IfiiiNK CoLTO.N- bnve fin- ished their I^astrrn dales, nnd will open, .Nov. 4, Mt the Columbia, Kt. Louis, with tbe remainder of the Kohl & Castle bouses to follow. They write that their act was one o( the laughing successes of the bill at the Ilayniarket Theatre, t^hlcago. They open In .)uuc, for the Summer, at Ham T. .Incks. Frank axp SAntn HARiiifiA.\ write: "We hnve been very successful playing clubs in iblK city since I'eb. 1, nnd have a few weeks booked before we open, on June 1, over the l'>nnk Jlelvllle circuit of Tarks for four- teen weeks." 'J'ju: llKAi.Y!) write: "We wish to state that we were compelled to cancel our en- gagemenis at Ihc Howard nnd other good work on account of an Injury to Mr. Ilenly, who' was thrown out of an aiilomoblle on April .1, breaking his arm, thus Incapacitat- ing him from fiillllllng his engagements." Jack asu llunTUA Uicii recently closed with Uarncs' Dainty Paree f'u., and report having met with success. They have been playing dates nround this city for four weeks. This week they are at HuIht'-s, with the Howard .Vthenieum, Austin & Hlone's, aud eight weeks of other good dates to follow. MI.S. E.UII.V IlowAan, motlici- oC Amy and Pnjis.v, of the "Tliree .Madcaps," died sad- iluiil.v at Uielr home in this city, of a para- ivtlc stroke. Her remains were taken to liveigrcen Cemetery, New Y'ork, April H. BK.V 8. 'I'BASK AND llBaBlvCK A. .MUUltAV write: "We have Jnst flalshe<l a successful fiigBgencnt over the Crystal and .Vovdty circuits, and are now playing thnjugb Mon- tana, after which we KO ovtr the Lung cir- cuit for twenty weeks. Amy (JOBito.v,. who will close with the Sam 'f. Jack Co. April 28. In thiM city, will Join hands with Joe Watson. Wi;sT, Lkwih A.SD IiuvAL havc booked n number of weeks on the Heller circuit ot narks to do their ucw come<ly playette. eo- iltled "Oitr Wife." aud will be known as the MBtropoUtnu Trio.' ' K. J, IiEViNK's electrical novelty will be seen on the Western park nnd vaudeville llieaire circuits this coming Summer. l(lu Bella Faruuui, well known and popular In that territory, has been ci.gnged us the soloist. -Mr. Dcvliie is now visiting at Cln- »oc 'wa'udbli., general agent I'aust Min- strels, writes: "At Leuveuworth, han., tlie show was under auspices of ICagles, und for ilielr lieuelil. There hadn't been a show ut Morriltoii, Ark., since Uecembei, because ot a license ordinance. We met the emergency v i.lavlug a beuellt for Ladles' rcmctcry improvement Associatipn, to' hlg business. Our business at Hot Springs, Ark., lu the Xew Auditorium, was tremendous. TUK MODUIl.N WoonMK.V OK AJIKIJICA will oiieu an ninusemeut park, ou the Itol.blusdale e ectric line, Minneapolis. Mluu., in Juue. «"viInoi.i. ani. APA.MH, Hiith and Clura, who closed with the John Orleves <o., at tbe I Inue '!• oatre, Uro^iklyn, April Ifl. were iVcl'l " vei'as an eitrn feature with the Oay- •^"Ko^yA^ANPirnvNou.^ urea special feature with tbe Xew ^ork Theatre l.o„ ami report sucwHs lu their HpeclultleH, on Va" Keith cliciilt April 18. i>n<l «™ « " tolig oir IlK'k face act, which Is a big Huccess After we llnlsb there we go West ?« iilay the I'aiks, We sail for I'Mrope In ■^''Hvi.VBSTKli HissKi.r. notinea us Hint he Is on his way to '''•'If""' -"^■' ,^' ,i„„„j,.x., VviorviLlK Cii.—We opened to a pacttfd bouse at Moi^< V matinee. .This Is one of be best vnudevlle conipanleH now touring iViiv section of tbe country, nur roster Is as Xwh: Ilc^de(l by Uut.ert Iievnx l^^m^^^^^^^^ ,,,.a«!«l.vv/lsers.Bpger«:.Mr an^^ ,.,„la /fr^/.e''*u^7."nt;.i'"Wli."rfr'ed^'Hte«ai;t iarlione singer: Raymond nnd Trlxey, In a rellued Hketcb. i.',„„ir« Tli.'. TiiK I.* .M»t.Nt:8 openeil at »he *i"'l'''* 7,,. .>» i.lvprnool Knir,. March 2H. for one »^?k. nmr^ibelr act was a big succe;* riiev were retained for another wfk. -U'tll ■>- tii HivTKU AMI Ai.f, comedy acrobats, h.tve sip i«I w h the Jaliour. .V. V.. I'arn vn \ museliietii f'o.. for the .Summer season, pli.>- log In KHBtem cltle». what has seen ltd day and Is n thinp of the p«M, eicept ih«' MEDICINE MEN, Br MODERN AND MAKE MONEY; There Is not a proprietary aedlclne on thf mnrkei>ali-^he present time hut what has sei^n lt» day and Is n thinp o MODERN REMEDIES, WHICH ARE NEW. There Ig not a medicine man in the field toda\ that U m.Ttlng monev for himself with these old, worn out lemedle*, which bare lie«ai Rined to death by every Tom, Pick and ilnrry, and I(i «irer# hole and corner of the country. MEDICLNC MEN, LISTEN! Are you one of these? if «o. you are only working out a miserable eilsience for .vourself, thnt's nil. and enriching the rallronrt!*, hotflfi etc, etc. And what do yon get nnd what hn»'e jnu got at I he end of the year! y WHY, YOU'Vf COT TO HUSTLE To make both ends meet until the season opeoii .-ignln, and then yon get In the anme old ri\i, nnd no matter what your ability K *nn cant make It pay, because ,vou are making n specialty nt n line of goods that every druggist.tn the country Is'nveriitor^M'vRh, anil . WHEN YOU PITCH YOUR CAMP FOR BUSINESS, How often—oh, how often do these druggists undersell you In order to get rid of this stock? This la nn opportunity thi>y are luoklltg for, and are quick tn grasp It. Well, that Isn't doing you uny good. ■,. JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE. rid and tn page with the c« THE ENTIRE U. S. IS MAIDEN TERRITORY. Now the great MODERN RKMFIDIES are NICW tn the tnedlclne world and tn page with the calenilar, and are not only nii lo datis but a trifle beyond. ist what you want. Isn't It? If you have.ihe ability, we can supply ,von with the goods. We menn Hie rljsht goods. THE MODERN REMEDIES ARE JUST THE THINC, t you urc looking for. 80MI:THIS(» Ol.'TOr THIC OttniXABV. aOMIC'i'HlXfJ THAT WILL ill'.TTIIH I'KOPl.l.; INTHR- ■rnilNfiTH.vr WILI, IIRI.MI VOli HKSl'I.TH. The .M<iI)I;K.\' RK-MICOIKS ure possessed of iinnuestlonHble inerli, nml teutatlons nppenranre. They are preiiared wientlllcally. by expert chemists, ami under thi< peisonni supervision of nerson. And Just what HSTKD. .SOMK....«,. i...,t .,..„ tresent au ostentations nppenranre ir. Hiram Kmerson THE LABORATORIES Of the MODICR.V RK.MKDV l';0. are eiiulpped with the Uitest ImprovMl ronchluery, which Insures every article being m* good as etnerl* ence und money can make tlieu. 'i'he l'I..\SHIK«T CAllTOOXH, the .MOST ORHIIXAI. ni:KI(tXS and MOST .MOliDlt.N I'ltl.NTINtI: the appearance of the MGDICK.N' UKMKDIKS ulonc creates a favorable Impression. MEDICAL SCIENCE HAS YET TO PRODUCE THEIR EQUAL. Our line of advertising medliimM la the largest nnd most'.exneuslve furnished by any medicine company In lh<* wnilil, und we will sup- ply you with all you can use of It FRKK, with the .MODKRX RK.MKDIBH. nnd conalsta of 7 Ulfferant Htylrn of 2 Color Ilitlf Hhert I.llhon, •I lliffcrrnt Stylrm of 4 Color One Shrrt l.tthOH, «l IHireran^ Bl>-lrii of it Color Our Mhvrt neNcriiillvrM, ' ' •4 nllTerent Btylm ol It Color llnir Sthm llnmr^rn, •in nilVcrvat Ktylrs of lladarrrii, Mumuiotli Konr Pmtcr Courier,. 3iamBiotli. ICaiir'I*iMi'« llrmld, .Uanimolh Pour l*«ae fJulde, Itooklela, Pnin|>hl(e<*> Tr.llmonial MbFFlM, circular*, Datm. Content'Votm of All llnrrlpllnnii, .%ilmliii>lnii 'ru-krln, I'aiut Out Clirplta, «il«« lloner)', Contrarlii, and <>ver>'lhlnir to 40 hualnca* irith, THE MODERN REMEDY CO. ! Will be under the sole management of .MU, K. I*.' IIORNI:, tbe able nnd Huccessfiil director of the rierman Medicine Co., tlins nsmir- Ing Its patrons the prompt and efllcient service whlrh'l)tu been a feature of the (lermnn .Medicine Co. since Its Infnncy. NOW IT'S UP TO YOU TO ACT. If you will write ns. we will send yon a full and complete price IIM, together wirb entire linii of Mudern Cnrloiins and Sninples of onl^ elegant line of paper, Jiisl for the asking. THE ACE IS ADVANCINC, ADVANCE WITH IT AND SUCCEED. ADDRKHH ALK CONMIINIOATIONS TO MODERN REMEDY CO., Cor. Oliver St. and Central Ave., CINCINNATI, OHIO. irn.viii KuuN'cii writes: "I have Just ic- turned from Russia and I iini plnylug lit I'rng, Itohemia, four weeks' engagenieut. From the llrst of Jlay I shall take my own show out tbroiigh Germany and l(ul)-. Hl'-Uin- anu Lkwis opened on the Novelty circuit, ut l>enver. Col.. March H, und wrlio that they were u big success. Tliey played the circuit houses at Colorado Springs, rii- clilo. Cripple Creek and Lendvllle, aud h|ive. Grand Junction, Salt Lake Clt.v, Ogden and Reno, nnd the Xovelly const circuit lo fol- low, after which they will play the Gold- smith circuit of the Xorthweat, for ten Hah'i.kv and Vars, "The Jew nnd the Groom," are touring California, under tbe management of Archie Levy. Joii.s' Hi:.ii,v has vlgned for a season of seven weeks on Heller's Eastern clrcoli of parks, opening at Itllier.svtlle I'nrk, Allen- town, I'n., June <l. <■» DKIjA'WARK. WllmliiKtou. — At the Grand Opera House (Jesse K. Ilaylis, manager).—"'I'ho ^Vlznid of Ou" drew a very largo audience April 11. Sousa had u very good slued and very appreciative audience 12. ".\ilcc In Another Land," by the .Mask and Wig Club, of University of l*eiioKylvnnla, turoetl hun- dreds away, and was n very clever, norforni- unce, 13. Coming: "Tiio Country Girl" lit. I)0CKHTA!]K1!'H TlIKATIll-; (W. 1., Uocksta- der, manaKcrl.—Good business jirevnlie<l dur- ing all this season. For week 18 tlie bill is: I'MwIn Keoiigh nnd llorothy Uallard, Mr. uuii .Mrs. Nell Litchfield, In "Down on llrook l-'nrm;" Powell, magician: llerr Haonn, HlHes-Klmball Trio, the Two Schrodes, Hnycs .■ind Wynne, nnd the klnetograph. LVTi:i'.M (Kurt & Nlcolal. managers).— ■•Hearts of Onk" did excellent business 11- l.t. "Mugg's Landing" proved to be u draw- ing attraction H-i4 Rooked: I'atrlce, In "Driven from Home." 18-20: Cbar'le Cirajie- wln nnd Annie Chance, In "The Aw»ken>ng o'. Mr. ripf.," 21-2;i. ♦^-^ ■ MIKMSftU'l'A. ^«. I'nni,—At tbe Metroiiolltuii Opern Hous(!(l'-X-Scott, maunger).—Snvugc's Kng- lisb (Sraud Opera Co. pleased id "Tohcb" anil "Faust," .\prll 11-13: William Knvershaui. lu"l.ord and l-adv Algy." 1118, drew fulr business. The filiiy and the nlayers ile- servcd ciowdf-d houses. Kiorniy, badwer.tbei- Bifecred business at all the lhe:Urc». Churles Daltou uud Hoseile Kuott toiuc 17-20, In ■".Vhcn Kuli{litlii)od Was In l-'lower:' Hnv- (ige's Grand Opera Co., 21-2.1,. In "Tann- bnuser" «ml "11 Trovatore:" Maude AdiiniM 21-27, aud Viola Allen 28-UO. Gii.'.NO crheodiirc L, llnys, manager l.— "Oavlil Hnruni" mi;de a big succtss nnd dp.-w big III! week of !(•, uutwitlistiimllng bail weather. For week of 17. Kavid lllggliif, lu "HI/, Lust Dollar,''followed wci-k of 21 bv Al. H. Wilson In "A I'liuce of Tnlti'rn" "Htau tM. II. Singer, maui(ger).~l''ny I'os- ter Co. iiienscd to good liuslaess week of li». M'eek of I" City Sporls, followed by the KiilckerlKickers week of 21, K.Mi'ini: (A. Welnhol'/er, ninniiger),— IIuhI- ness was very good week of 10. New iieopi* for v.eek of li : The Jobnuons, llaudell nnd Unnilidl. and Hnrils and f*e I^oss. Holding over: Miiud Diiyton, IVurl Casey, Vrrn Stan- Icy, Jenub; lleiitiey. .ViiTKs.—^The Schubert t.'liib presented Her- bert WItbersrioou, basso contnntc, in ri-cilal, 14- Harold Itauer. In plaiiu recltnl, ir>, lioth al I'ark Congrcgntioual Church Hunj- rosch's "I'srslfal," at I'eople's Cbiireh, 12, with till! New Vork Hyniphouy Orchestra. > MliinvapollN.—At the Afetro|>oltlan Opera House I L. N. Scull, uiunug(;r).--The Graiid Ol>eru I'll,, under tbe niunHgeiuenl uf Henry \\ Siivugc, continues its emineuliv success- ful eugugeiiifut, urtlsllcally uud finsuciiilly, until .Vpril 20. Charles lialtou uud IIimcIIc Kuolt come lu "Wheu Knightboud Wns In' Klower," 21-2.'(. Vlolii -Hleu comes 2."i, for Ibrec evcwiugs. In "Twelflb NIgbl," HUd Maude -VliiniK finishes out the week In "Tlic Little Minister," 28 .'10 ULtot; Ofi;aA Horau (Theo U Hayes, man- nMr).—"fMvId Harum" fiirninhca nmune- ment 17 and week, with "111k U»t Iwlhin; unnouncprt to follow 24. ''The Hlaln ot Guilt" drew fair house* 10 and week. l.vcKi'jf Tiii;.niu: (Hick Kenls, innungcr). —'I'be KIkii have the bouse lli-20. In "A Xlght in llohemln." The stock company will give ••'Way Oiit West" the rest of the week, and proinlBO a ilno production of "KhusI," 24 nnd week, "rhe .Merchant of Venire," with Hen Jobnaon lis'Rhylock, drew great bouses iniil. DKWKir Tiii.'ATKK.—Itoblc's KnIckerlMickers rnuie 17-2,1. Clark's Riinnwuy GIrU will he ilfre, r*Si\, ''ll" Bherldnn'M City .'*poris drew line receipts 10-IU. On 11) Jack .MooriHt rnd John Gordon appeared In a wreNiliug inntch. XivrR.—"IHsLnst nollnt" Co. will open n long season ut Chlctigo .May H. .Mr. Illggliis. ol that oompany, expects lo entertain the Mell known .Col. James, of Linloiitunn, Ky.. while the company I* In this city. . .' OKORaiA, .Uiicon.-'-^At Hio Acaileuiv of .Miislc ilL llornc, manager).—".Vnni'y Hrown." with Marie Cnhlll in the title rolA, entorlnined n large audience April 11. I'ny Itavis pie- iientr.d "Whitewashing Julia," to n good house, 18. Hooked: 'rhc Knowles 14-Hi. N'lTK.—Refore the opening of anotlir-r Ihenlrlcal' season Macnii will have an up lo date playhouHC lu every purtlciilnr. Tbe pesent atrticlure Is to be enlarged und re- iuudeled tlirfliighnur. ■ • ; . I ■ .-illanla.—At tbe finiud Kiiy Oavls April l.S. HI. Jos. JelTersnn ninyed to the cu- piiclty of the house I). Marie Cnhlll cnnic 12. 1.1, to big returns. Ili.toi';—"The I'rlda of Jonnlcn," week of 11, had wttlsfactnry returns. Rnokcfi: "A Riiifgeil Hero" week of 18, glntiiv nnos.' Hifow in, KL mi.iUKII KITHKIt WAY. One dii'y,' while walking up one of tlio lillly Htrcels of tMnslautluo|ile, Nusr-ed-diu ■tpled It fat old luau riding u aniull douke.v, while a liity trotted alongside 'Hhamc u|Kin you, lossy one," cried thi; HoJiUi, ".you sliouM let tbe child ride. Vuu me strong enough to walk," Next day, on the wiine street, tlic tliree met iigaiu; the fat. old niun this time walk- tug I'loildiy nnd the Isiy rkllug the (buikcy. "Hbumc u|M>n you. Idli> youlb," exclulnicd Nasr-cd'din, thoroughly Incensed, you tiuglit to sluiw your furbi.'r more rcsiiect, and let lilm ride." On thQ third day, us the absent-minded Tlojah wn'ft coming home from uiiirket lie suw apiiroucblng IiIh nciilialiiliinccs of Hie two previous encounters, liulh uf tlieni walk, log nfiiot und lendiiig the week little donkey. "Slmnic Upon you, HhirtlesH ones," be cried. "You' ought to let Hie donkey ride."-- -Ycir York TiinfH. ., — • *■ » WHAT HUB.tlKHGfcU HIM. There la n good alory tuUl of n minister who. after service, greeted a iilmnger, and itsked hlu wlml diMioiiilnntlon lie lieluuged lo, "I MlippuMi:," rcKpuiidcd the otiiei', "I'm really wliat you might call n submerged I'resiiyterlnii." "A sulHnei'ged l're«l)yterlan!" exclntined the minlstar, "I sIkuiIiI bo gliid If you'd ex- plain," "Well, I WOK brought up a IVesbyterhni, my wife Is a iMelhudlsl. my eldest ilniigbter Is n Kuptlst, tny sou la tbo organist nt a 17nl- lurhiu *:burcli, my second daugliter slugs lu it l.'luircb uf Knglaild choir, and my youngest goes to a Ongregatloiiul Hniidny sclioot. . "Dut,".,Hnld the lululMter, nflmM. "you enntrlbiiln,'doubtlesa, to some church?" "Ves: I contribute lo all of them," waa the nnswce, "rhufa. what aubinergeN me." —'/'(f-/l/fir. « »• HHOKK HIM OIKCDIT, The slindes of Ihc K'sise and the lurkcv were dlHciiHsIng llii^ clrcunistaiiccs wliicli had ntieiiiled tliclr rcspHctlvu tnklugs off. ' "f>ld yoif offer nuy utijcctlon when tlrst the cruel fanner laid Imnils ou yuu';" Nyiu- putlii'ticnliy iuiiulied the giibbler. "Ves," replied his sooMfsnip; "1 Cried out, •Hello, what's Ihlsr^' ''What did you say next}" Inquired fha .OMKlhiurutlhly Interested fowl, /i-VOhiV 11^ goose replied, "I rtld not any anylhlne more; Jn«t then i woa wniof oS."—jr<chl(fan Lyrt. B'?J? LITHOGRAPH ABOUT HALF THE PRICE NEW LITHOTINT PAPER •tNO FOR CtTALOOUe Morrison Show Print o..r.ii Stallman's DresMr Trunk 'KasyliiKtitaK-vcrytUliig'WllhOul dlsiiirlilnii mririhliiy. No fatlaii. iuii.ckliig.iid uupiu-kiiii. Lliinl, ■trotif, ruuioy drawurs. Holds an miioU mill ooHtn no more tliaif a good box triiiilf. Ilaiid.rlr.l.d'i stronRiKl trunk made. In small rmiu flprves on cli Iffoulfr. 0,0,1>. with prtviiege orexnininalion. VctUulPforCtUlog. , r,l,8TllUll).Nr.W,lipfla(ilt, Ootubli^a STRATEKifS 8 . Max BOW aiiuaisc. miw vaaa. . . , 8«ljj*0UA*tlNCIIjMtMIMur^0^ W?TorffiT!n^nRn!»"TT?om5onrifrr*L lira ilarry Uortoa, Weiuro A1»veauz, Uwraae. I 4 Uwrenca, Stavan t allien, Kdwarda* ItonMy, i I and otben. Ask them what w. do and kow tar J I oar arlceaare. Drop oaa lint for olreulan. ' BTRATeiULF-TUNRFBOVnUlCO., lotfark ltoirlld«;JWwYgI*:_ >0 Fli,MM(alioui biKi ri«i)f<ir $'i>l.iia; stinicket boli!4 iM!rri'ci, Hetii, iirlvllcgo of o.Mtmliinllon, on receliii of fi.oo to uiiy (dmrgcs. _AMK,IIIUAN K.\i;liANUl,', itui llalHf); HI , ll'kln. W.VWI'KO <il''«'K,rorblKMcd, Bliow liHiHu- cuiivas, Workers lu ull lines. Novuiiy I'eoptc, Mketcli Teams and anirililug Hint tiiakes good. I'reference id tliniii' iilityliig urgiiu. No Ik-liets, Haiarv allyoiiarn wortliHiid paid In culii weekly.' IlKRilANMiCll. CU„C'niiiliulii, Hchuyll'lll Co., I'M,° A. 0. ttt[illliigH null wife, u'ltcre are youtj 'WA.tlTKD—Untiir's Kiiiertaliiers, Al Hlugini and IMudiig Coiiisdluu, l/'oniurilonlsts, Wiraand Novulty I'Drrnriiici's. Hirlcily leuiiicriih) and gen- tloiuuiiiy. Week standi. Uiurlv, Jne llUNacll, ihu KnIghiK, write, Lester's Kulortaliiiirii, l,cii, IlL 'MirNICIANH WANTKH, Hiiniiuer engageinaiii at Ailaiido llolul, N, V,—liaiM, H<-cunil Vlollti und (;iarlonei, (No liriiss). .Must, lie llrst class In uvurr rosiwci, halary niuediillars luirwiick, l'U»K J, LKVIS, lUlclgli, W.0, A No. 1 HKKTf:ili:H, (10 ciicll. . List for k map. All kinila ucis, (tic, wnttitD to (inter. Hiaiuu fur ri'jilr. Hsmple I'arody and A Gugs, luc. .VIAlfV K. I'lWlHI'KIlT rilAVKIl, 2|M'lne fit.. I'rov.. II. I. WANTKU.forll (;. LONd'H I'ALAUKHUOWfcl PEIIPOUHKIIM Gl.'' ALL KIVIIH lliilllB Tmi of Itorc A>:ls, Also Concert I'uoplu und UllslcliilK, Miiit Join (in wire, Addreia 11. i;. IXl.Nu, diunagcr, UcUuo, ,Miss. 'Wax ViavaKn, Klylaa Lady, lllaok Art, Veoii'll»(|ulHt KlHiires, iDillituPoriuiiero Inrllnail, Uoiksoii Higlc nod liiiisi'ins, Teiiu, Organ, am. Lists lorstriinip. n'.H.J.HIlAw. V'iiiinrTu, Mo. WANTBO, All 'iliiiiuil Mi'd, rcrriiriiiers,Tuui(ii and Hliiglit Turns. Hiilary fs aud Mi> unil ex- is'nses; niiiiiiirc; don't iisk. Hiiib! llrst letler'Mll your sjiFclaliiits. iiiiil If yuii play iirKsii, Join nn will'. WM, ffKIIII, .MiH-rlcsn House, OlevclHiid, l». fiuPVUIOHT Tlllu r>r iiooklet for Hale-IIUW TOOBTUMTIIMItTAUIS. All eusy seller und lilKiiioney iiinkur, II adverilsuil Hud liniuned pr<i|i- erl). Arearliooks LKKT on band, reuillcdutiUih 11. IIIMJllAM, llu.<c IB, l-'slr HavBiijJf.J. "moit DIVINu'nuU (. llne uialu fox lata riori,gisHl, wlllihg nnrker: iii^w 3i>li. oxlensioa ladder, iiei, etc., tf^i; wurili doubla, llitrnr.Dickin- son, nWl Kiirest I'urk Itlvd., Hi. LdUls, Mo, von HUluK, TBS TUoiirtASi* I'l■;KTOI'FI^B FILM, I'li'l. |s<rft, Hcuil for list. Addn-rs I'llAH. HAY, (!iiuiliurlund, Va, A IIIJ TIIMSMii KHV>II<:. (WITH AI'Ut.OUIi;H '/O <:ol,O.VDT< stsramm,)' Little llosle, i|ulel mous«, . lliiustlDg chealntits, burul (ha honaa. . .Mnnimn dear, ond alater too, '1 Iltirnt lo asliea, stopped the Ottt^ ' Hadder mHII, oinat alack t '| All ih« chi'stniiiii btirur. (pilla black, ' UaaRiET M, Jiiuuyoun, lu Uw^Ri»Wt% ;