The New York Clipper (February 1906)

FlBRUARY 10. THE NEW YORK CLIPPER. 1S21 WE TOLD YOU SO LAST WEEK BUT WE DIDN'T SAY HALF ENOUGH ADOUT THE GREAT GOIEDY SOHG OF THE YEAR LIKE THAT IN OUR OTHING FAMILY j Never in the history of our business have so many people wanted a comic song as they do this. LEW DOCKSTADER is singing it, And claims it is one of the best he has ever had. So are EDDIE FOY, PRESS ELDRIDCE, STUART BARNES, STELLA MAYHEW, LEW HAWKINS, LEW SULLY, NED N i E, BILLY CLARK, J AS. H. CULLEN, JAMES MACDONALD, JOHN T. KELLY, MARK SULLIVAN, EDDIE LESLIE, WILL F. DENNY, HARRY SHUNK, JOHN CARTNELL, JOHNNY DOVE, ED. MAZIER; and those who are not are rehearsing it and will have it on before the week is over. So get in line and send for it at once. DO YOU WONDER AT IT? HERE ARE A COUPLE OF THE VERSES AND THERE ARE LOTS OF THEM. A swell friend of a friend of mine Brought us up to his house to dine; His coachman coached us all about, The butler "butted In and out," The footman stood on my foot, too. The steward served us oyster stew. But to me such style was all brand new. CHORUSt—Nothing like that In our family, Nothing like that on our family tree; Oh me! Oh my 1 We had everything from soup to pie ; Nothing like that at the old homestead, Nothing like that are we ever fed; A iinpkln, too, they gave to me; Nothing like that la our family. A tramp mug Doctor Brown's doorbell An old maid answered, she said "Well?" Says he "My pants ain't fit to wear. Won't Doctor Brown give me a pair ? I'lense ssk him not to turn mo down." The old maid Dashed an angry frown And she cried "You brute, I'm Doctor Brown." CHOHUst—Nothing like that In our family, Nothing like that on our family tree; Oh me I Oh my t Kldo's pants nrc all 1 linvo closo by j Nothing like that in this domicile; Nothing like that, and there never will be. What use would trousers bo to me? 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