New York Clipper (May 1915)

38 THE NEW YORK CLIPPER May 22 z BACK-BREAKING, LAUGH PRODUCER, BY JACK FROST. COiE ON! THE RUSH IS ON ! i-DIDN" 4 " FIRST TERSE. Hiram Lord from Wellsboro, He bought a Ford a week ago. And paid for It In regtar donjth, Then took a trip to town: While goln' np the big main street A man whose nerve could not be beat Jumped right up Into Hi's back sear,- But HI, be slowed right down. The man said, as he held five cents, "The jitney bos Is snre immense.' But Hi, his anger was Intense As he turned to Wm and Bald: "Get ont I get oat I I know yon hat* to walk. No doubt l no doubt I Bat taint no use to talk I" CHORUS. I didnt raise my Ford to be a jitney bus, So don't humiliate my poor machine.- Henry Ford made walking a pleasure, But dou't take my little treasure, Or 111 mn joq ont of gasoline. -. Ton'd better take the street car right away, sir, I Ton're the meanest man I've ever seen, You're In an awful pickle, Take back your goll-darned Dickie, I didn't raise my Ford to be a Jitney. Copyright HCMXV. by Frank K. Root A Co. British Copyright Secured. Mev York Offlcs, 80 FHttAvg.,MeKINLEY MUSIC CO.,L CLINTON KEIIBLEY, Mgr. Prof. n spt.,6raid Opal HM»BM&,CblHgo ROUTE LIST -DRAMATIC AND MUSICAL *■ ■-- <■ - ■** - ; ; w- ; «. " ' Booie* Huat Reach This Office Not Later Than Saturday, Adams, iMaude (Ohas. Frohmsn's)—Salt Lake City, TJ.. 19, Wlonemncca, Nev., 20, Reno 21, Sacramento, Oal, 22, Los Angeles 24-20. A bom Oomlc Opera Co.—Ford's, Baltimore, lndef. Atom Comic Opera Co.—'National. Washington, Inner. "Along Game Ruth" (Henry W. SaTage, mgr.)—oijm- plc, Chicago, lnaef. . Barrymore, Ethel (Ohas. Frohman, mgr.)—Blackstone, Chicago, lndcf. Burke. Blllle (Obas. Frohman's)—Anaconda, Mnnt., 19, Missoula 20, Spokane, Wash.. 21. Walla Walla 22, ■ Tacoma 24, BeUscham 20, Vancouver, Can., 27, Vic- toria 28, 20. Bl Inn's, Holbroox. Players—Powers. Chicago, in (Mr. Coborn Players fChaa. Doavllle Co bam, mgr.)—Athens, O., 10. Gambler 20, Kent 21. Wooster 22, TJrbaci. III., 24. Greeneaatle. Ind., 25, Charleston, 111., 20. Galesburg 27. Decatur 28, -29. Colombia lias. Com. Co.—Ottawa, Can., lndef. ■'Celebrated Caw, A" (Frobmnn-Bclaaco, mgrs.)—^Em- pire, New Tort, 17-31. Daly. Arnold (Oanlclc Prod. Co., mgra.)—Park, New York. 17-20. ■ Drew, John (Cbas Frohman's)—San Francisco 17-20. Dillon ft King Mas. Com. Co.—Oakland, Col., lorief. "Dancing Around" (The Sbuberts, mgra.)—Qarrlck, Chi- cago. 17-20. ■•Experlerce" (Wm. Elliott, mgr.)—Maxlne Elliott's, Now York, lndef. "Bverywomon" (Henry W. Savage, mgr.)—Seattle, Wash., 16-22, No. Yakima 23, WaUa Walla 24, 2.1. Spokane 20, 27, Wallace. Ida., 28. Mlasoula. .Mont.. 20. Ferguson, Elsie (Chas. Frohman's)—Milwaukee 17-M. Madlaon 20, La.Orosse 21, Eau Claire 22, Minneapolis. Minn.. 24-C9. Forbes-Bobertson (Percy Barton, mgr.)—Hartford, Conn., 30-22. ••Full House, A" (H. H. Fraxee, mgr.)—Donga ere. New York, lndef. "Find the Woman"—l^rlc, Phils.. 17-22. . Gilbert A Solllvan Opera. Co. iWm. A.- Brady, mgr.)— Forty-eighth Street, New York, lndef. Gillette Bates-Dcro Co. (Cnaa. Frohman's)—Harrtsbnrff, " ra'.. 10. Reading 00. Atlantic City. N. J., 21. 22. "Help Wanted"—Lalt & Ra (Terry's (Lools Miller, mgr.) —Soacohel. Wis., 10, PostvIIl«> 20, Oresco 21. Mineral Point 22. Prairie dn Ohlcn 23, Wankon 24, La .Crosse 23. Winona 2<1, Eau Claire 27, Waosan 20. Tlllngtoa. Margaret (Selwyn ft CO., .mgra.)—Harris, New York, 17-22. "It Paya to Advertise" (Cohan ft Harris, mgra.)—Co- ban's, New York, lndef. Kolb ft Dill—San Francisco, lndef. "Kitty MacEay" (Wm. Elliott, mgr.)—AdelpbJ, Phfla.. lndef. "Lejt Laugh, The"—Cart Boston, lndef. "Lady In Bed" (Oliver Morosco, mgr.)—Princess, Chi- cago, lndef. Montgomery ft Stone (Chas. Dmingham, mgr.)—Globe, • New York, lndef. Mann, Luna (The Shubnts, mgra.)—Booth, New York, lcdef. ■fclntyre ft Heath (John Oort, mgr.)—Hudson, N. Y., 19. Mantel], Root.—Springfield. Mass., 24-20. "Maid In America'' (The Struberts, mars.)—Winter Gar- _ . ilen. New York, 17-20. •Modern Eve. A"—Casino, New York, lndef. "Mutt ft Jeff In Mexico" (Oris William*, mgr.)—De- eeronto. Can., 10 Gananonqoe 21. Brockvllle 22. "Nobody Home" (F. Raj- Oomatock. mgr.)—Princess, New York, lndef. "Natural Law. The" (John Cort, mgr.) —. Republic, New York, lndef. "New H<nrletta. The"—So. Bend, lnd„ 22. "On Trial" (Cohan ft Harris, mgra.)—dandier. New York, li'def. ■ •WjMairL The" (Jos Weber, mgr.)—Lyric, New York, ••Peasant Girt. The" (The Sbuberh?, mgra.)—Forty- fourth Street, New York, lndcf. ■ . . . "Parr of.Sixes, A" (H. H. Fraxee, mgr.)—Wilbur. Bos- ton, 17-22. .»,„ .. r!Pea;-o' My Heart" (Peggy O'NeH) (Oliver Morosco, .^mgr.)—Oort. Chicago, lndef. Santley, Joseph—Tcrre Haote, nod.. 2s. Bandcraon-Bryan-Cawibom Co. • (Ohas. Frohman's) - .. . Springfield, Mass.. 10, New Budfard 20, New Haven, Conn., 21, 22. Providence Rt L, 24-28, Worcester, S i?* s a 27 • Hartford, Conn., 2B. 29. tee 2(£i" lBaaT HmrrU ' .BWate. mgrs.)—Mil wan. "^ofk 0f |rler gS " (A " a Wooa *- mgr.)—Si tinge, New " SjSSS* " (Wm - Bn 0 *. inga)—eisjhonse. Now York, "She's In Again"—Gaiety, New York, 17, lndef. "Song Bird, The" (Oliver Morosco, mgr.)—Cohan's, Chicago, lndef. "Sari" (H. W. Savage, mgr.)—San Francisco 17-23, Stockton 24, Fresno 23, Vlsnlla 20, Baker&eld 27, San Diego 23, 29. Tellrgen, Lou (The Shnberts, mgra.)—/Thirty-ninth Street, New York, lndef. "Trilby" (Brooks-Sbnberts, mgrs.)—-flhnbert. New York, lndef. "Twin Beds" (Selwyn ft Co., mgrs.)—■Fulton, New York, lnGef. "Ten Nights in & Bar Boom" (J. G. Rae. mgr.)—Arte- sian. S. Dak.. 10. Weslngton 20. Iroquois 21, Carthage 22, Madlron 24, Ramoua 2u, Oldham 20, Lake Presiou 27, Bryant 2S, Vienna 20. "Ten Nlgnls In a Bar Boocn"—Victoria, Chicago, 17-22. "Ten Nights in a Bar Room"—Terry's—Algons. Ia., 20. Fentan 21. Rlngsted 22, Ceylon, Minn., 24, Tri- umph 25, Oonifrey 26, Sanborn 27. "Three of near is. The"—Atlantic City 17-10, New Haven, Conn., 20. "Under Cover" (Selwyn ft Co., mgrs.)—Oort, New York, lndef. "Unmask"—New Haven, Conn., 20. ' "Uncle Tcm'a OaWn"—^Crown. Chicago, 17-C2. "Under Eire"—Atlantic City, N. J.. 24-20. Van Den Berg-Conger Opera Co.—Standard, New York, lndef. Washington Square Players—Bandbox. New York, lndcf. "White Feather. The" (Wm. A. Brady, mgr.)—Comedy, New York, lndef. STOCK AJTD REPERTOIRE. Permanent and Traveling;* Academy Players—Haverhill. Mm., lndef. Adah-, John Jr., ft Co.—Marlon, O., lndef. Auditorium Stock—Kansas City, Mo., lndef. Ancker, Lewis, Players—Montreal, Can., lndef. American Stock—ZonesvJUe/ O., lndef. Angell Stock (Joe Angell. mgr.)—Copenhagen, N. T„ 17-02, -Natural Bridge 24-30. Bui bank Stock—Los Angeles, lndef. Beaton, Margot, Stock—Bcmldjl, Minn., lndef. Blbhop Players—Oakland, Cal.. lndcf. Roinbrldge Players—Minneapolis, lndef. Bonstelle, Jessie, Stock—"Buffalo, N. Y., lndef. Flood, Atlele, Stock—Buffalo, N. Y., lndef. Boyd Stock—Omaha, Neb., lndef. Barrett Players (J. B. Barrett, mgr.)—Portsmouth, 0-, Index. Bnuiner-Oasslmus Stock—New Orleans, lndef. Broadway Player? (O. E. Woe, mgr.)—Camden, N. J., lndef. Bi irows-Howard Players—Lincoln, Neb., lndef. BUon Stock (0L Fred Daum, mgr.)—Lnmberton, N. C, 17-22, Obadbonrne 24-20. Bryant. BUIy. Stock—Moscow. O.. 17-22. Orolg Stock—Castle Square, Boston., lndef. Columbia Mas. Stock—Columbia, Wash., lndef. Colonial Players—Norfolk Va., lndef. Cook, Cbas., Stock—Waterbary, Conn., lndef. Colonial Stock—Providence, lndef. Ccraell-Prlee players (W. E. Cornell, mgr.)—•Wausuon. O.. lndef. • Crefcent Stock—Pnulllna, la., 10,' Prlmghnr 20, Hart- ley 21, Sbeldon 22. Granville 23. Orange City 21. Ire. ton 25, Panlllna 20, Prlmgbar 27,' Hartley 23, Sbeldon 20, Granville 20. Casbea. Stuart. Mus. Com.—Tucson, Arls., lndcf. Oomatock Players—Cleveland, lndef. Drabsm Stock—Denver, lndef. Dalley Stock (Ted Dalley, mgr.)—Bay dry. Mich.. lndef. » Dslnty, Bessie, Stock—Topeka, Kan., lndef. Iknpress Stock—Angnsta, Me. lndef. Empress Stock—Tscoma, Wash., lndef. Enterprise Stock (Norman Hllyard, mgr.)—Chicago, lndef. Edwards, Mae, Stock (Cnaa. T. Smltb, mgr.)—Lindsay, Ont.. Can., lndef. Eckhardt, Oliver, Players (Oliver Eckbardt, mgr.)— Weglna, Sesk., Can., lndef. Empress Slock—San Diego, Cal., lndef. Forsberg Players—Newark, N. J., lndef. Foster, Eleanor, Stock—La Crosse, Wis., lndef. Felber ft Shea Stock—Akron, O.. lndef. Fisher Stock—St, Paul, lndef.- Gibney.. Sarah, Co.—Sarnla. Ont., Can., lndef. Glsnton, Melbe' PlayerB (Herbert Glanton, mgr.)—New Castle,- Tnd... lndef. Grand Stock—Toronto, Can., lndef. Graham Stock—CedarrlUe. N. Y.. 20-22. Haswell. Percy, Stock—Toronto. Can., lndef. Horner Com. Co.—Eatbervllle. Ia., inArf , Hard's,- Ira. Stock—<Ut. Vernon, N. Y., lndef. Horn* Stock— A fcron. O.. Index. HantmgtOD Players—Okla. City, OklaJ, lndef. Harrison Theatre Co.—Geleavllle, Tex., 17-22. Hllhnan's Ideal Stock (Harry Sonne, mgr.)—Solomon, Kan.. 17-19, Delpboa 20-22. . Belolt 24-<20. IngersoU. Wm.. & Players—Walnut, Phil a., lndef. Keith Phryers. Toledo, O., lndef. Keith Stock Co rtland. Me., lndef. , Ktnfh Plavera—Brcui. New York, lndef. Keyes Slaters Stock—Dallas. Tex.;- lndef. Leland Stock (Jay Packard, mgr.)—One Hundred and Lexington Players — •Hammeua tain's Lexington, New York, lix'cf. Sixteenth Street, New York, lndef, Lewis-Oliver Players (Jack Lewis, mgr.) fllrtdgb, N. C, lndef. Logan Square Stock.—Chicago, mdef. Lyrdc Stock—Buffalo, N. xT, lndef. Lonergnn.. Lester, Players—Majestic, Boafon, lndef.. La Boy Stock (H. La Boy, mgr.)—lyOotorla, O., lndef. La Salle Mus. Com. Oo.—La Salle, Ohleago, lndef. LT<x-irm Stock—New Britain. Conn., lndef. - Lytcll-Vaoaftan Stock—Albany, N. X.. lndef. Maher, Phil., Stock—Clevelond, O., lndef. Mack's Aenodate Playors—iMonessen. Pa., lndef. McKlnley, Pattl, Players (Dave Hellman. mgr.)—Will- lamsno^t. Pa., mdef. Manhattan Players—Rochester, N. Y., lndef. Mackay-Kemble Stock—Hamilton, Can., lndef. North Bros.' Stock—Wichita, Kan., lndef. Ornhenm Stock—Raclue. Wis., lndef. Prlngle. Delia. Stock—Bodse. Idaho, mdef. Poll Players—"Polls, Washington, lndef. Poll Players—Auditorium, Baltimore, lndef. Poll Players—New Haven, Oodd., mdef. Poll Players—Scronton, Pa., lndef. Poll PlayerB—Worcester, Mass., lndef. Pell Players—Hartford. Conn., lndcf. Princess Stock—Des Motncs, la.. 17-22. Park Opera Oo.—St. Louis, lndef. flayers Co.—St. Louis, lndef. - Princess Mas. Com.—Montreal. Can., lndef. Premier Players—Fall River, Moss., lndcf. Princess Stock—New Bochclle. N. Y.. lndef. roTtlao-l Players—Portland, Me., lndef. Fcycen Stock—Peoria, III., lndef. ' " Pearl Stock—Evanston, I1L, lndef. " Bentrrow's Stock (J. N. Bentxrow, mgr.)—Texas Otty, Tex., ltidef. Clchardson Stock (Enaley Barbonr, mgr.)—Iola, Kan., 17-22. Royster-Dudley Opera—WoodsHo Park,' Pnila,,' lndef. iiliubert Slock—Milwaukee, lndef. Sfcerraan l'layers—Elgin, HL, 20-22, Jollet 24-2«, Elgin 27- 29. Sherman Play*™—Anrora, rjL, 20-201 Gate bare 24-20, Auror.i 27-20. Shorey. Ethel May (Fred 9. Campbell, mgr.)—Berlin. N. H.. 17-22, Sherbrooka, Can., 24-27. Norton MI1U 28- 30. Servoss. Mary. Stock—Grand Rapid*, Mich., 17-22. Seattle Slock (Chas. L. Richards, mgr.)—Seattle, Wash., lndef. Schmal T layers—iLogansport, Ind,, lndef. St. Claire, Norene, Stock, No. 3 (J. Moy Bennett, mgr.) GreeuHhoro, N. C. lndef. Temple Players—iMaldon. Mass., lndef, Thompson-Woods Oo.—Walt ham.. Mass.. lndef. Travers-Douglas Stock—Casino, Bkln., 24. lndef. Truhern Stock—Huntington. L. I., N. Y., IB, Patchogne 20, Bayahore 21, Sayvllle 22. Rlverbead 24, Green- port 25, Huntington 20, Patchogne 27, Bay shore 2b, Sayvllle 29. Union ma Players—Union Hill. N. J., lndef. Van Dyke ft Eaton Co. (F. Mack, mgr.)—JopUn, Mo., lndef. Washington Stock—Detroit, lndef. Wanda. Kathleen, Stock (Walter Sanford, mgr.)—Eliza- beth CHy, N. O., lndef. Wray, John G.. Stock—San Diego, Cel., lndef. Wallace, Chester, Players (Chester Wallace, mgr.)— E. Liverpool, 0., lndef. Warborton Stock—Yonkers, N. Y.. lndef. Yale Stock—Brockton, Mao., IndeC COUP ANTES IN TABLOID PLAYS. Empire Mua. Com. Ob. (Sired Slddoa. mgr.)—MlUvlUe, N. J., 24-29. "Fads and Follies of 1915" (Cnrl E. Harruvmgr.)— Fulton, IU., 19, Geneseo 20, Harvey 21, .Woodstock 22. '■ "High School Minstrel Girls" (Cbas. E. Singleton, mgr.) —St. Louis, lndef. Jones. Hap., Mus. Revue—New Orleans, lndef. Morph7 Mas. Com. Oo.—Clarksburg, w. Va., 17-19, Par- kerstrarg. 20-22. Sunshine Comedy Ot>. (Goodwin ft SUverlahe, mgrs.)— Phosbns, Va., lndef. "Tabarln Girls" (Dave) Newman, mgr.)—Atlanta, Ga., lndef. MTNSTREIjS. Georgia Troubadonrs (Wm. UcOabe, mgr.) — Wilson, Kan.. 19, Daman 20, Banker Hill 31 Russell 22, EUls 24. Hays 25, Oakley 2d, Selden 27, JennlncB 28, Goodland 29T .' Huntington's (J. W. West, mgr.)—Men a. Ark., 10, Ho- ratio 20, Texarkana 21. Stamp 22, CH6' 20. Pine B1UT 20, Brlnkley 28, Forest City 29. Richard ft Prlngle'a—Cody, Wja, 19, Powell SO, Laurel. Mont. ,21, Oraumhus 22. BlUUm 23, Hardin 24. Sberl- dnn. Wyo.. 25. GUlette 26. Edgemost,- S. Dak., 27, Hot Springs 28, Desdwuod 29. - • BAWDS AND OACttKSTRAS. Boston STmpbony Orchestra—San.Francisco 17-25. Chandler. Nellie B., ft Sarmony Maids (Chas.. W. Goetx. mgr.)—Colombia, Tfcnn., 10, Winchester 20, Dalton,