Close Up (Jul-Dec 1928)

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CLOSE UP connection, people are not entertained by the undesirable man who always offers it for purposes of his own. People are not entertained by the stahvart hero who teaches the flighty heroine a lesson, nor by the astute female digger who gets her man. People are not entertained by the people who go abroad and order two gigolos and mashed in the Moulin Rouge. People are not entertained by the heroine's camiknickers. Their appearance always means that an irate husband is about to find her out. People are not entertained by the hero who says Let me explain." They know only too well that screen heroines never permit such things. People are not entertained by the hero w^ho mistakes the heroine's baby sister for her illegitimate offspring. People are not entertained by the heroine who had to sin but didn't want to, and has such a tough time hushing it up from the gent who finds out in reel four, and relents in reel six. People are not entertained by the Poor Little Old Fashioned Pal o' Mine. Not even in talkie (or single) version. People are not entertained by the heroine who has to run up the lamp-lit street in the rain because someone has tried to get fresh with her. People are not entertained by the struggles that go on between ladies in evening dress, and gents in deserted houses, nor particularly by the nick-of-time struggles. These latter are between good young men, and bad middle-aged ones. They always knock over everything, and the good man always wins, and bears off the fainting form of his still untainted loved-one. 7