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14 SCREENING WHERE THE SCREENING’S GOOD Broadsides By ARGUS “That was some joke France pulled off when she presented the United States with the STATUE OF LIBERTY. We agree with Francis Ford. * * * Otto Lederer sent in a most illegible postcard from Ogden, Utah, saying he was playing the Rose in Abie’s Irish Rose. * * * Franklin Farnum is “shooting” westerns at Universal, under the guidance of Phil Goldstone. * * * Here’s an optimistic note! A totally blind man informed me: “That as soon as he had lived in Los Angeles as long as I did (six years) he’d know the city a darn sight better.” * * * This week’s best joke by King Baggot. “I don’t want any more of your lip,” she said, as she pushed him away. & % * It’s too bad the lamp posts are so tall nowadays, especially when a “dry” drunk needs something to lean against, exclaims Jack Cooper. * * * Rcllie Asher: Have you any money? Howard Mitchell: No, but Greenwich Village has some Latin quarters. * * * Iva Forrester declares that she heard this: “Come on out, I’ll dig you up a woman.” “Naw, I want a live one.” James Kirkwood says this could be sung in New York with considerable success: “I wonder who is dressing her now?” * * * No matter how small your hand may be, in playing a game of cards, play it to the limit! Two-thirds of life is a bluff anyhow. Jean Calhoun’s latest. “I’ve just finished planting,” said the undertaker. * * * Bessie Wurzberger claims that you get a metallic hint from the orchestra at Harlow’s — if you’re dancing. Mable Normand’s wit. “I feel quite put out,” said the gas, as it was turned off. S: * * Director: I’m dragging a dame to the dance tonight. Larry Semon: Ah, cavemap eh? * * * Marguerite Livingston has heard many a flapper say that divorce is the most wonderful part of marriage. * * * Patsy Ruth Miller writes again. “You’ve got an awful line,” said the fish. Must there be two Mrs. Rudolpho Valentinos in the field? Jimmie Aubrey’s gag. “That sure is slick,’ he said as he fell on the floor. * * * Barbara La Marr was heard to remark: “That dentist certainly gets on my nerves.” Billy Dale, former vaudevillain, is here from New ^ork to work as “gag" man for Harold Lloyd at the Roach Studios. * * * Garrett J. Crandall, D.D.S., says that Darwin made a monkey out of himself by making the monkey famous. * * * Jesse Lasky is on the high seas, nearing Europe. Guess he’s going to sign up a few more untamed authors. * * * Albert Roscoe says that the place some women get their jewelry is none of our business. * ❖ 5C Gladys Brockwell’s outburst. Some are born great, some have good press agents, and some have their love letters read in court. Jack White sent this in. He: I think you’re an angel. She: Oh, but I must wear some clothes! * * Roy Stewart says that the corn crop will be judged by the gallons per acre this year. * * * Leah Baird, Ince star, is in the hospital recovering from a serious operation. She will be out in two or three weeks. * * * Submitted by George Wurzburger. “You should get ahead, my boy.” “I’ve got one, sir!” * * * Bert Lytell: Your husband seems to simply adore you. Female: Yes, he’s a hotel clerk and he always calls mej suite one! * * * Actress: I made an awful slip the ether day. Edith Johnson: I know, I saw it the other night. * * * If you see a man wearing a golfing suit in a movie studio immediately set him down as a writer. No doubt they wear these outing costumes because they get into some holes mentally. * * * The woman’s version by Dale Fuller. A woman and her husband: The Beauty and the beast! * * * Production at the Goldwyn studios is on the increase. Nine new stories are now being put into continuity form for filming in the near future. ;jc ;J: Harry Burns claims he knows a Jewish girl who always gets “Schicker” every time she wears a chic hat, as it goes to her head more quickly then. * * * Arthur Wenzel, the publicity “hound” at Grauman’s, claims that he sums men and women thusly: Men from their chins upwards and women below the chin line. * * * Edgar Lewis and wife, who are now on their way to Germany to look the Rhine over, claim that some people cross over on the Teutonic to get a TONIC! * * * David Butler says that Baseball is sometimes ruled by pop bottles. PLEASE PATRONIZ E— W HO ADVERTIS E— I N “CLOSE-UP