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SCREENING WHERE THE SCREENING’S GOOD
Broadsides
By ARGUS
LIKE THIS, F’R INSTANCE
Contributor (dubiously) : “Here’s
an editor wants ‘vagrant humor’, whatever that is.”
His Friend: “Send him some bum
jokes.”
Edith Johnson must have had a delightful time thinking this out.
Irving Cummings has just finished “Broken Hearts of Broadway,” which is filled with heart throbs. No “pull”motor need be used by the reviewers in this.
* * *
Jack Wagner will probably be the first young man in Hollywood to wear the new style pink trousers. This ought to start something.
Many a husband can hold his own — wife.
“Bill” Yochem makes them short and snappy.
* * *
A new short scenario by Martha Mattox:
“Position,” said the vampire, “is everything in life.”
Her victim agreed as he gazed upon her and weakened — as every man does.
* *
Beauties of Big Bear country have just been filmed by Reginald Barker, who is directing “The Master of Women.”
We just “barely” (bearly) got by when we were up there.
* *
One chap with a car said that his business was picking up on the curb market. This is kinda mean on the girls, says Lloyd Ingraham.
* * *
George Kuwa springs a new one:
First Dummy: “I had a case on
that girl.”
Second Dummy: “Yes?”
First Dummy: “Yes, you know she’s a bootlegger.”
* * *
Josephine Hill has finished her contract with Leo Maloney and is freelancing, and is being considered for a series of comedies with a well known funster.
NOT THAT KIND OF A GUY And Even Reginald Barker Has Time to Send One In Rough: “Waddya thinka all these
paternity cases anyhow?”
Stuff: “It seems you can kid some
people, but you can’t guy Stillman.”
We understand that Reggie Denny, Universal star, carries his ring trunks in a suit case. Can you get a laugh out of that?
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Lynn Reynolds, who is directing “The Huntress,” has found out that Indian tepees must have 13 poles. Might call these unlucky tents.
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Adam Hull Shirk is now scenario editor and publicity director for Samuel V. Grand. Well, we hope he doesn’t “shirk” in his new duties.
* * *
Sol Polito will act as camera man for “The Bad Man,” which Edwin Carewe is directing. Well, he’s a “good man.”
* * ★
Shirley Mason has an idea:
Love is not always blind, but it is nearly always near-sighted and seldom far-sighted.
* *
The girls are so fast now that all we see is a “passing show.”
Another Bert Roach wise-wow. Clarence L. Brown hangs his shingle out at Universal. Well, we don’t care, the wet weather is over and he can do what he wants with h:s roof.
* * *
Mabel Normand has a miniature golf course in her back yard. We suppose you have to use miniature swear words, too.
HOTLY PURSUED BY HONKS (This is from the eternal brain deposit vault of Scott Sidney.)
I. Bally, Bloody, Blooming Briton: “I say, what’s the answer, deah boy? Why does a chicken cross the road?” George W. Slicker: “Nowadays, to
get a drink.”
WALLACE MACDONALD Submits a Little Nonsense PITILESS PUBLICITY Goofy: “Herbert Hokum’s public
ity man announces that he’s a plumber in his latest film comedy.”
Nummy: “For once a casting di
rector had the right hunch!”
Viola Dana recently tied up traffic on Broadway while filming scenes downtown. Well, now we know who has some strings on our “Main Street.”
* * *
After a long wait, your sweetheart is ready for the theatre, and you hustle her into your jitney bus, have a blowout, and finally get to the theatre and find — -you’d forgot your tickets
and money?
* * *
Dorothy Revier has just finished her role in “The Supreme Test.” This is something that every director has tried to make. We hope Miss Revier has recovered.
* * *
David Smith, Vitagraph director,
has had an unusual career, so says his press agent. Probably the press agent can prove this by some phone numbers.
* * *
Otto Fries, who loves to act like a villain, is doing his best to make life miserable for some of the comedians over at the Fox studios. And to think that is the way he makes a living.
NO PLACE FOR REALISM Flickerton: “Delicia Kinestar just
fired her publicity agent.”
Picturesby: “Yeah? ’Smatter?”
Flickerton: “Well, she has a couple of glittering teeth, and he sent out some publicity dubbing her ‘The Girl With the Golden Smile!”
(Evidently publicity hounds are annoying Peggy Browne, who is playing an important part in “The Gold Diggers,” now being directed by Harry Beaumont.)
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