The Edison phonograph monthly (Jan-Dec 1916)

EDISON PHONOGRAPH MONTHLY, JUNE, 1916 IS Just Froth THE RIGHT SPIRIT "I'm awfully sorry that my engagements prevent my attending your charity concert, but I shall be with you in spirit." ''Splendid ! And where would you like your spirit to sit? I have tickets here for half a dollar, a dollar and two dollars." A MARTYR New Pupil (to instructor) — Do you mean to say that you charge me $10 for this lesson? Teacher — Oh, no; I charge only $4 for the lesson; the other $6 is for having to listen to your singing. NO CHANCE Jones — That young man who plays the cornet is ill. Green — Do you think he will recover? Jones — I am afraid not. The doctor who is attending him lives next door. PIKER! "The hours I spent with thee, dear heart," sang the sentimental swain. "That's all that some people ever do spend," remarked his inamorata acidly. SYMPATHY Miss (at piano, angrily) — As soon as I open my mouth that horrid dog next door begins to howl ! Cook (consolingly) — Never mind, miss, that dog howls even when I sing. NOT GUILTY Pretty Young Woman — Have you "Kissed Me in the Moonlight?" Clerk — It must have been the man at the other counter. I've only been here a week. ALL IN THE FAMILY "Have you no friends?" asked the recorder. "No, judge; nothin' but relatives." — Neivburgh Journal. Jobbers of Edison Amberola Phonographs and Blue Amberol Records ALABAMA Birmingham — Talking Machine Co. CALIFORNIA Los Angeles — Diamond Disc Distributing Co. San Francisco— Pacific Phonograph Co. COLORADO Denver — Denver Dry Goods Co. Hext Music Co. CONNECTICUT New Haven — Pardee-Ellenberger Co. GEORGIA Atlanta — Atlanta Phonograph Co. Phonographs, Inc. Waycross — Youmans Jewelry Co. ILLINOIS Chicago — Babson Bros. James I. Lyons. The Phonograph Co. Peoria — Peoria Phonograph Co. Quincy — Quincy Phonograph Co. INDIANA Indianapolis — Kipp Phonograph Co. IOWA Des Moines — Harger & Blish Sioux City — Harger & Blish. LOUISIANA New Orleans — Diamond Music Co., Inc. MARYLAND Baltimore — E. F. Droop & Sons Co. MASSACHUSETTS Boston — Iver-Johnson Sporting Goods Co. Pardee-Ellenberger Co. Lowell — Thomas Wardell. MICHIGAN Detroit — Phonograph Co. of Detroit. MINNESOTA Minneapolis — Laurence H. Lucker. St. Paul— W. J. Dyer & Bro. MISSOURI Kansas City— The Phonograph Co. St. Louis — Silverstone Music Co. MONTANA Helena — Montana Phonograph Co. NEBRASKA Omaha — Shultz Bros. NEW JERSEY Paterson — James K. O'Dea. NEW YORK Albany — American Phonograph Co. Buffalo — W. D. Andrews. Neal, Clark & Neal Co. Elmira — Elmira Arms Co. N. Y. City— I. Davega, Jr., Inc. J. F. Blackman & Son S. B. Davega Co. Phonograph Corp. of Manhattan Rochester — Talking Machine Co. Syracuse — Frank E. Bolway & Son, Inc. W. D. Andrews Co. Utica — Arthur F. Ferriss. William Harrison. OHIO Cincinnati — The Phonograph Co. Cleveland — The Phonograph Co. OREGON Portland — Pacific Phonograph Co. PENNSYLVANIA Philadelphia — Girard Phonograph Co. Pittsburgh — Buehn Phonograph Co. Scranton— Ackerman & Co. Williamsport — W. A. Myers. RHODE ISLAND Providence — J. A. Foster Co. TEXAS Dallas — Texas-Oklahoma Phonog. Co. El Paso — El Paso Phonograph Co., Inc. UTAH Ogden — Proudfit Sporting Goods Co. Salt Lake City — Consolidated Music Co. VERMONT Burlington — American Phonograph Co. VIRGINIA Richmond — C. B. Haynes & Co. WASHINGTON Seattle — Pacific Phonograph Co., N. W. Spokane — Pacific Phonograph Co., N. W. WISCONSIN Milwaukee — The Phonograph Co. CANADA Calgary — R. S. Williams & Sons Co., Ltd. Montreal — R. S. Williams & Sons Co., Ltd. St. John— W. H. Thorne & Co., Ltd. Toronto — R. S. Williams & Sons Co., Ltd. Vancouver — Kent Piano Co., Ltd. Winnipeg — Babson Bros. R. S. Williams & Sons Co., Ltd.