The Edison phonograph monthly (Jan-Dec 1916)

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Page 4 Our Plant (Photo by Demas Photo Co.) GENERAL VIEW OF EDISON CLUB BANQUET One doesn't have to be a director or officer of the company to occupy the "seats of the mighty" these days. Even an entry clerk may sit in a director's chair every day, provided he doesn't mind the leather being a little charred. * * * It is surprising how delightfully stupid and dull of comprehension one becomes when the new comptometer is being demonstrated by a pretty girl. * * * We are in receipt of a communication from our baseball team mascot to the effect that the Edison Storage Battery Co. baseball fans will hold a meeting shortly and wished us to call the attention of their Honorable Manager, Mr. McClain, to the fact that they have suits but no players, and they hoped Mr. Mac would be able to get up a real team this year and go into the league. The communication also advised us where we could procure the "bats," but we had rather not tell where it was. "In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thought of" — baseball. It was suggested that in order to make a good record this year the team should confine itself to games with Silver Lake and leave the Bronx Studio's team alone. With those new fangled windows in the office building everybody will have to take turns looking out. As one of our epigram makers so aptly put it, "the fellow who invented those windows must have had two noses and one eye." Just suppose something exciting happened on Lakeside Avenue on a cold day — "Shut that window ! ! !" * * * The Hotel Washington still stands, though somewhat battered.