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January 5, 1925
Page 4;J
Moon-Beams
Editor "Red"
Assist. Ed "Red"
Gen'l Mgr "Red"
Chef ."Red"
Total "Red"
I have been authorized by the board of directions to see if it is possible to give away money in New York. For that purpose there has been created a fund of $9,763,065 58 to be given to such brain workers as can match up a last line with some of the limericks we put forward in these here new columns.
I can see no good reason why this page need be any trouble to me every week when you folks can just as well fill it yourself and allow me a little peace and quiet. That's why I have had this fund laid aside for paying you word slingers. Now gwan and git rich !
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Chap came in last week and bet me a quarter that I couldn't tear off a limerick on Mintz over at the Cameo outfit. Here's how I took his two bits :
Take a picture that looks like a quintz Turn it over to Alistcr M. Mintz
He'll add music and such
With a deft and sure touch And the film once a quintz, is immintz ! !
If there are any more hang nails which believe I can't turn out a limerick on ANY SUBJECT at ANY TIME let them rise! !
The Jans Productions so Herb tells me is going to feature Ann Pennington in "The Mad Dancer." It's a film of some sort, so I hear.
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I don't know whether they want it known at this time or not but Herb said that he thought it might be all right for me to say something about it inasmuch as he's had 29 press notices about it in the last three days. So I'm letting the cat out of the bag and in addition will offer a Grand Prize for the "Last Line" of the limerick which the printer will now set up just below this:
One Million Dollars for Last Lines! ! !
(More or less)
If in rime I could say what I please And could talk of Ann Pennington's knees My gosh how I'd rave I just wouldn't behave! (Strut yer stuff ! !)
Would especially like to have contributions from Dave Weschner, Johnny Hines, Billy Wilkerson, J. Charles Davis, Henri Sloan, Dot Cleveland, V. Morris, Boone Mancall, and George H. Davis.
Here's another puzzle editor who claims he's good ! Called up yesterday and dared me to print something on him ! A few minutes later the following beautiful lines fell from my trenchant Underwood.
LOS ANGELES. Cal. LA — 1 All-Star Feature Dist., Inc., 915 S. Olive St.
J. K. Adams, the man with the mane Claims that barbers drive him insane
For they hand it to him
When he asks for a "trim" In a way that causes him pain.
If J. K. Adams reads this and doesn't like it all he has to do is put his complaint in writing and we will make a retraction.
The following poem of passion was written after a light lunch and coupled with the fact that I don't know Kingsley very well and that Bill Steiner had mislaid his plug of Star you can see how this happened. In case the shirt stud has not been lost but is merely mislaid we will retract — gladly.
P. Kingsley whose first name is Pierce Has a habit of looking real Fierce
He would rumble and roar
And we'd think he was sore When with words he'd attempt to sear us !
However if there's any rose bud over at Steiner's which thinks he can do any better let him step forward. That's how WE feel. * * *
I rather thmk there's a few more lines to write in order to fill this space but I'm tired and have a lot of calls to make so I'll let the printer "lead 'em out" for me.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. Lou — 1 Big Feature Rights Corp., 221 So. Third St.
MILWAUKEE. Wis. Mil — 1 Celebrated Players Corp., 713 Wells St. Mil — 2 Epic Film Attractions (See Chicago Add.) Mil — 3 Ludwig Film Ex., Film Bldg. Mil — * Mid-West Distributing Co., Toy Bldg.
MINNEAPOLIS. Minn. Min — 1 Friedman Film Corp., Film Exchange Bldg. Min — 2 F. & R. Film Co., Loeb Arcade Bldg. Min — 3 Celebrated Film Exchange, 206 Film Exchange Bldg.
MONTREAL, CAN. Mon — 1 Film De Luxe Co., 12 Mayor St.
NEW ORLEANS. La. NO — 1 Southern States Film Co., 616 Saratoga St. NO — 2 Creole Enterprises, Inc., 1401 Tulana Ave. NO — 3 M. D. Martin Attractions. 405 Dryades St.
NEW YORK CITY NY — 1 Commonwealth Film Corp.. 729-7th Ave. NY — 2 A-1 Film Exchange. 729-7th Ave.
NEW YORK STATE NY— 1 Dependable Pict. Corp.. 729 7 Ave., N. Y. C. NY— 3 Capital Film Co.. 729 Seventh Ave., N. Y.
OMAHA, Neb. Oma — 1 Liberty Films Inc., 1514 Davenport St.
PHILADELPHIA. Pa. Phi — I Masterpiece Film Att., 1329 Vine Street. Phi — 2 De Luxe Film Co.. 1318 Vine Street. Phi — 3 Imperial Pictures. 1302 Vine Street.
PITTSBURGH, Pa. Pit — 1 Federated Film Exchange, 1018 Forbes St. Pit — 2 R. G. Hill Enterprises. 1010 Forbes St. Pit — 3 Apex Film Service. 1026 Forbes Street.
SALT LAKE CITY. Utah SLC — 1 Preferred Pictures Co.. 52 Exchange PI.
SAi; FRANCISCO. Cal. SF — All-Star Fea. Dist., 209 Golden Gate Ave. SF — 2 Progress Film Service. 177 Golden Gate Ave.
ST. LOUIS. Mo. SL — 1 Columbia Pictures Corp., 3317 Olive. St.
SEATTLE, Wash. Sea — 1 Western Film Corp.. 2014 Third Avenue. Sea — 2 Quality Pictures, 2006 Third Ave.
TORONTO. Can. Tor — 1 Premier Films. Ltd., IS Richmond St., E.
WASHINGTON, D. C. Wash — 1 Trio Produc. 926 N. Jersey Ave., N. W. Wash — 2 Exhibitors Film Exch., 916 G St., N. W.
FOREIGN RIGHTS, N. Y. CITY FR — 1 Simmons-Kahn Enterprises, 220 W. 42nd St. FR — 2 Inter Ocean Film Corp., 218 W. 47th St.
yAematic Music
IS FURNISHED WITH THE FOLLOWING
INDEPENDENT PRODUCTIONS: Chadwick Pictures Colimibia Pictures
East Coast Films Perfection Pictures
Banner Productions Lee-Bradford Pictures
Principal Pictures
Watch this column for 1925 announcements.
Something really big coming.
Cranfield & Clarke, Inc.
729 Seventh Avenue
New York The House for pictures that ere something different.
Where To Book Them I
A Selected Active List of Independent Exchanges
Listed alphabetically by key-cities and presented for abbreviating purposes in the advertising of national I distributors so any exhibitor may quickly locate the nearest exchange to his town which handles I any independent release. For example: When a national distributor advertises "Phi — 2" in
his list of exchanges, any exhibitor in Western Pennsylvania or Southern New Jersey can I readily understand by referring to tiiis list that the Philadelphia exchange
I mentioned is the "De Luxe Film Co., at 1318 Vine St."
Cue ^.She.e.t'
ALBANY. N. Y. Alb— 1 First Graphic Exchanges. 656 Broadway.
ATLANTA, Ga. Atl — 1 Southern States Film Co., 87 Walton St. Atl — 2 Creole Enterprises, (See New Orleans Add.)
BALTIMORE, Md. Bal — 1 Art Film Service. 228 No. Gay Street.
BOSTON. Mass. Bos — 1 Independent Films, 10 Piedmont Street. Bos — 2 Cosmopolitan Film Co.. 10 Piedmont St. Bos — 3 McConville & Montague, 12 Piedmont St. Bos — 4 American Fea. Film Co., 37 Piedmont St.
BUFFALO. N. Y. Buf — 1 First Graphic Exchanges, 2S7 Franklin St.
CHICAGO. 111. Chi — 1 Celebrated Play'rs Corp. 810 S. Wabash Av. Chi — 2 Epic Film Attractions, 808 S. Wabash Ave. Chi — 3 Renown Pictures. Inc.. 806 S. Wabash Ave. Chi — 4 Film Classics Ex.. 831 So. Wabash Ave. Chi — 5 Greiver Prod.. Chicago, 831 So. Wabash.
CINCINNATI. Ohio Cin — 1 Standard Film Serv.. Broadway Film Bldg. Cin — 2 R. G Kill Enterprises, (See Pittsburgh Add.)
CLEVELAND. Oh'o Cle — 1 Standard Film Service. 617 Film Bldg. Cle— 2 R. G. Hill Ent. (See Pittsburgh Add.) Cle — 3 Skirboll Gold Seal Prods. Film Bldg. Cle — 4 Security Pictures Co.. 514 Film Bldg.
DALLAS, Tex. Dal — 1 Southern States Film. 302 S. Harwood St. Dal — 2 Creole Enterprises (See New Orleans Add.) Dal — 3 Southwest Film Corp., Film Bldg. Dal-4 Midwest Film Ex.. 2111 Moser Av. Dal — 5 All Star Feature Films. Film Exch. Bldg.
DENVER. Col. Den — 1 Mountain States Film Att.. 2104 Broadway. Den — 2 Arrow Photoplays. 2040 Broadway. Den — 3 De Luxe Feature Film Co.. 2020 Stout St..
Denver. Colo., for territories of Colo., Utah. Wyo.. Ariz., and New Mex. DETROIT, Mich. Det — 1 Standard Film Service, Joseph Mack Bldg. Det — 2 Rex Film Company. Joseph Mack Bldg.
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. Ind— 1 Celebrated Players Film Corp., 144 W. Vermont Street.
Ind — 2 H. Lieber Company, 212 Wimmer Building.
KANSAS CITY, Mo. KC — 1 Independent F^lm Co.. 117 West 17th St.
LITTLE "OCK. Ark. LR— I Homestate.Film Co., 1114 W. Markham St.