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When a gal has day dreams about a guy, allows Alice, it means she’s always dreaming that he’ll name the day. -♦
Try a grass widow if you want to make hay.
Yessir, the minute a girl becomes the apple of a man’s eye, he wants to polish her off.
ADVICE TO DESERTING HUS¬ BANDS: YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND BEAT IT, TOO.
Some time we’ll tell you about the guy and gal who married on a fiftyfifty basis. She was half-sober and he was half-drunk.
"Now tell the Sergeant what he tried to do, Miss."
Husbands are angels until they fly around at night.
It’s impossible to catch a soldier flat-footed, gals.
FROM BED TO WORSE
Guest — I’m crazy about hills and valleys.
Host — Good! You’ll like the
BACK TALK
"Darn it, the minute my back is turned, my boyfriend does things that hurt me.”
"Oh, he cheats?”
"No, he pinches.”
OH, PROMISE ME!
SHE— IF YOU DARE KISS ME, I’LL FORGET I’M A LADY.
HE— IS THAT A THREAT? SHE— NO, BUT IT’S A PROM¬ ISE.
mattress in your room.
Ah, yes, the Flozver of American Y outh begins to grow wild as soon as it’s potted.
THREE GAY OLD BOYS — GIRLS, AS LIVEWIRE PETTERS, WE’RE TOPS!
GIRLS— YEH, OLD TOPS!
READ ’EM~AND WEEP
“On what page of the newspaper is the item about Joe being sick ?”
“Under the Weather.”
Pity the poor divorce lawyer who runs around in circles, looking for triangles.
LUCKY DAY
"My boyfriend lost all his money the day after I met him.”
"How terrible. Did it have effect on your relations?”
"I’ll say! I bought Dad a new car and Mother got a fur coat from me.”
He — Gee ! What does your hus¬ band say when you kiss him this way ?
She— Oh, he doesn’t know I kiss this way.
Many people like to hire a rolling chair at Atlantic City, and see the bored walk.
Manager — I gave that wise slicker to understand he couldn’t fool around with our Hula dancer.
Chorine — Did you give him the high-sign ?
Manager — No, the Keep-Off-TheGrass sign.
1st Co-ed — Boo hoo, the professor just kicked me out of his class.
2nd Co-ed — There must be some mistake.
1st Co-ed — There is, but it wasn’t the one he wanted me to make.
THE BEST MAN
She — Beast, after a kiss like that, I’m going right out to the cop on the corner.
He — Ha, the lpng arm of the law can’t touch me!
She — No, and you can’t touch his long kisses, either!
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