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Kicks
A gold digger is a girl with a cold heart and hot legs.
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"Darling", he cried, falling on his knees and covering her little white hands with kisses, "can't you see that I love you?"
She drew herself up to her full height. "Well", said she, "I should hate to think this was just your natural way of behaving in company."
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The man who has a head for business generally has two arms for his secretary.
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Most men treat a girl's "no" just like a traffic light. They siop for a few moments and then go right ahead.
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"I judge a man by something that's hard to describe", said she.
"Describe or feel?"
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He: "If we kiss no one will be the wiser."
She: "You're wrong. I am sure I can teach you a thing or two."
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"A young doctor examined me last night," said she.
"What did he think was wrong?"
"Nothing. He thought I was perfect".
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When a man goes wrong, the women shun him; when a woman goes wrong the men all want her telephone number.
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A travelling salesman sent his wife a cheque for a thousand kisses.
And the iceman cashed it. » * «
"Did you shoot anything?"
■"Yes",
Kisses
"What do you mean, then, by coming home with an empty bag?"
"I couldn't put the guide in it, could I?"
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When a girl starts wrestling with her conscience, it often ends in a fall.
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I challenge you, oh World at Large,
I challenge you to find,
A man who can tell a woman's age
When approaching from behind.
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She: "Hey! You're going too far"!
He: "Well, nothing succeeds like excess".
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Truth is stranger than fiction, and publicity is stranger than either of them.
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A man who burns the candle at both ends is often found with a little flame in the dark.
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Nothing can surpass the warmth of a woman's love except the heat of her temper.
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Gentlemen prefer blondes. Others take what the/ can get.
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Wife: (Telegraphing from seashore): "Have reduced weight by half in last two weeks. How long shall I stay?"
Hubby: (Writing back): "Another two weeks."
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Married life is like a bath — not so hot after you get used to it. ,
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A girl is like a statue. She gets more attention after she is unveiled."
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Speaking of girls' legs, a dangerous crossing makes your eye stop, look and glisten.
Here's one about a girl who took a correspondence course in love making. Every day she got a new lesson from the postman.
The world's greatest optimist is the old maid who pulls down a folding bed and then looks under it.
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In a taxi three is company
counting the driver.
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Lots of things run into money, except the horses you bet on.
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With girls' clothes it's the little things that count— and the littler they are the more they count.
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A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
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A Sheik in the parlour is worth two in the desert.
Northern girls shake hands but the South Sea Island girls shake everything.
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Liquor gives some men after effects. One drink and they are after every girl they see.
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Women are like cigars, you never find a good one in the gutter.
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"Have you ever been troubled by a conscience?"
"You bet! The one my boy friend has is an awful nuisance."
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When a girl wears a silk stocking the men like to make a fuss over it— just g little over it.
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