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Kicks
Every kiss has a crimson lining.
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A doubtful joke is like a doubtful egg. It shouldn't be cracked at all.
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A woman who has no time for a man has no man for a time.
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"How did that bust developer work, dearie?"
"Well, now I can take a shower without getting my feet wet."
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"I didn't insult her. I merely said, that if looks could kill, it \70uld be suicide for her to use a mirror."
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Young lads often become Boy Scouts, but older lads take up scouting for girls.
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She: "Tell me that you love me!"
He: "Sure; but don't ask me to write it."
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Many a girl is like an electric iron. She begins warming up when there's a new attachment.
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Paul: "Aw, baby, where is your heart?"
Pauline: "Straight down my neck, first turn to the left."
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If some girls said what they thought, they'd be speechless.
Kisses
"Irene is looking rather old lately".
"Yes. Her school girl complexion seems to have graduated.
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The first thing a spark of love does, is to burn a hole in the boyfriend's pocket.
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Making love to a cold woman is like trying to play the ukulele with an axe.
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Some girls can't catch anything unless they expose themselves.
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A nudist camp is a place where a girl wearing a fig leaf would be over -dressed".
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Tie only exercise some girls get is jumping to conclusions.
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When a gal is the toast of a town, all the men want a bite.
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He: (in parked car): "Love is blind".
She: "Yeah? Weil
yours knows how to find its way around in the dark".
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Every hard boiled egg is al* ways yellow inside.
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Where a secret is concerned a woman makes every word tell.
One of the mysteries of love is how a loose girl can rattle a tight man.
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Girls are like cigarettes. You can't enjoy more than one at a time.
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Polly: "I shivered all over last evening."
Sally: "Didn't the heat come up?
Polly: "No, he had to work late at the office."
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She: "Big boy, you're like a locomotive when you hold me this way."
He: "You mean I puff and wheeze?"
She "No, I mean you're on the right track."
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When a girl gets hungry for love, it may mean she's fed up with being single.
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He: "Baby, I like my wome.i and my whiskey the same way.'
She: "Ah, straight?" He: "Gosh, no!"
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It's a rare man who can keep his head when a girl has taken everything else.
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A golddigger never gives j. sucker the bird until she's feathered her nest.
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He: And is your boyfriend a hit-and-run driver?
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