FilmIndia (May-Dec 1938)

Kicks and Kisses Our editor knows of a drinking man who is just like the moon — always bright when he's full. » * * The fool marries the girl he loves; the wise man loves the girl he marries * * * Puppy love often gets a girl in the doghouse. * * * The best years of a girl's life are the first five she's eighteen. * * * A needed invention just now is a non-refillable baby carriage. * * * It doesn't take long for a pensive girl to become expensive. * « » A sweetheart, unlike a sweetie, is one you love when you are sober. * * » Love is spelt with a capital. The bigger the capital the bigger the love. * * * Girls are not democrats. You can't convince them that one man is as good as another. * * * There's no law against looking at another man's property, unless it's through a key hole. » * » To have a career in the chorus, a girl must start at the bottom and warm up. * » » Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once. * * * Then there is a girl who went to r genealogist to have her family h 3 looked up, and he traced a couple of limbs so far that she had to slap his face. 26 When it comes to theatrical costumes nothing succeeds like nothing. * * * A new simile — as hungry as a moth at a nudist camp * * ■bsB! A girl on your mind isn't nearly as much fun as one on your lap. * * * When girls drop their eyes men should pick them up. * * * Rouge is what makes a girl terrible when she doesn't use any. * » * In order to jingle coins in your pocket you've got to shake a leg. * * * When a girl starts stroking a fellow's hair, she is usually after his scalp. * * * He: "Can you cook dearie?" She: "I don't know, but I used to make wonderful mud pies." » * * He: "Now I'm about to steal a little kiss." She: "Let the crime wave begin." * * » She: "Is there any art in kissing?" He: "The only art is, art thou willing." * * * A girl doesn't have to be clumsy to break the Ten Commandments. * >;..*' * A pedestrian is a girl who doesn't neck. * * * A gigolo Is a man who earns his keep by heart labor. He: "Could I have just one little kiss?" She: "I don't cater to the retail trade." * * . Here's one about a deaf man who had a lot ot success with the girls — He couldn't hear them say "no". * * • It's when a man's nearest that he goes furthest* There's one man who tries to make things as brief as possible —He makes girls' bathing suits. * * * When a girl's as fit as a fiddle she usually has a beau. * * * The greatest labor-saving device is the will of a millionaire. He: "Do you think it is possible to communicate with the dead?" She: "Oh, yes, I hear you distinctly." * * • What the new cars need is chatter-proof glass behind the driver's seat. * * * Our editor tells one about a tired divorce judge who's getting triangles under his eyes. Sensational Sale for one Month only. Best Bargain No middlemen's profits mean, lowest price tor marvellous value high quality Swiss Wrist Watches. Lever movement. GENTS & LADIES REDUCED PRICE Rs. 8 ONLY Iii.ihki Wrist watches, rolled gold A chromium plated have just received. Correct time keeper. Attractive designs, Shape:-Round, Oct. A Itcct. Host tor Dowry, Present or Gifts. If not approved they can be exchanged. Please do not ask for catalogues because wrist Watches are imported in three shapes only, as above. Postage & packinn free to a purchaser of S Watches at a time. Watch in appearance is equal to Rs. oil Please avoid disappointment and apply sharp to THE ORIENT WATCH IMPORTERS, ( I)ei>t. P. ) Post Box 979, BOMBAY 1.