FilmIndia (May-Dec 1938)

Kicks and Kisses When a guy gets hot with flaming passion, you can put his fire out with a little icy stare. Most lovers have their big moments in the small hours. * * » If kisses are the language of love, then give the girl a man who'll speak right up. * * * It's the woman of no account that draws the most interest. * * • If the girl wants to be the toast Of the town she has to be hot and have plenty of crust. » * * There's usually a lot of buzzing around the office after a stenog lets the boss kiss her, that is, he keeps buzzing for her ever after. * * * Eve was the unluckiest woman alive, she couldn't argue with Adam about the better man she might have married. * * * A girl's map is just like an office sales map. It doesn't mean anything without some pretty pins to go with it. ■ • • One guy who always means business when he kisses is a gigolo. * • * "Well, honey, how am I supposed to know that you're the toast of the town?" "Watch my smoke!" * * • If you are wondering if the pedestrian has any rights a motorist must respect, it's his right to a decent burial. * • • It isn't enough for a girl to put up a good front. To be popular, she has to be an all 'round girl. * * • If a girl really wants to see the town at night, she should go out with a boy who's all lit up. * # * Sometimes, you don't know a woman's dynamite until you've dropped her. * * * Something is bound to happen when a girl named Perfect meets a boy named Practice. Staying up late with a married woman will usually put dark circles around your eyes, especially if her husband comes home. * * * It's only the tight girls who get loose with their love. * * * If you want to see a girl in her true light, just put it out. * * * Men no longer find delight in merely sitting and looking at u. woman. * * * I get a hundred words out of my stenographer said the first banker. To which, the second grinned, "That's nothing, I get two hundred out of my wife. * * * Some girls are unspoiled, because they're always kept cool. * * * The old fashioned girl who used to light herself to bed with a candle, now has a dizzy daughter who carries the torch all over the town. * * * Oddly enough, girls with clean minds are the ones who can give you the dirtiest looks. * # * The least a girl should play around in, to make an interesting golf partner, is a pair of shorts. * * # All opposites attract, especially loose women and tight men. * * * There isn't enough wool in a gall's bathing suit, to pull over a man's eyes. * * * Running around with sailors, is no way for a girl to keep ship shape. * * * She: Thanks for the hug and kiss. He: Don't mention it. The pressure was all mine. * * * A girl can easily cook a man's goose, if she knows how to turn on the heat. "My kisses are absolutely the best in town." "Can you prove that in black and white?" "Silly! There's no black and white lipstick." Save your breath if your boyfriend's dull, it takes more than air to fix a flat tire. Nowadays, the sea of matrimony is full of light house keepers. * * * The average man is a dame fool. * * * When kisses are the language of love, a man doesn't care if a woman gabs on for ever. The walls may have ears, but wall flowers can't bite them. UnparaUel Quality Note (he Striking Bargain Size ii yds. x 17 1 L>" Rs. 10 Special Durga Puja and Khali Concession. Most <»f ill' Ladies in Ibdifl and abroad, are wearing latest Style guaranteed unshrinkable and fast coloured Georgette silken ami Beautiful Saris, in appearence worth Rs 60 at amazing low price, lovely new range of fashion shades, (i 1 4 p.e. discount to lady students, postage and packing free to a purchaser of :s saris at a time. Apply sharp lit • Indian Georgette Saris Manfg.. Co of India Post Box No. £79 Bombay. 47