FilmIndia (May-Dec 1938)

icks and Kisses y, I've been kissed by ex" boasted the girl to her new iend. To which, the boyfriend "No wonder you're an old Only amateurs marry the * * * >es your husband pet you as now before you were marI inquired one wife of an. Whereupon, the other add, "Goodness, no. I used to I secretary." * * * ;an: That artist hired me to for him between midnight three a.m. this morning. y: What can that artist paint te ungodly hour? ;an: The town. » * * 'ellow who's hungry for love, ly wants a hot dish. I • * * ossip columnist to be successas to know the right peep * * * ing alimony is like throwing n the furnace after the fire one out. * * * "I warn you, girls like you s bring out the animal in : "Thanks for the tip. I'll ie mouse-trap. » * * : Don't kiss me so hard, wake up the neighbours. I'm more interested in g you up. * * * ire she's married, a gal all the answers; after marshe knows all the questions. * * * fellow wants to spend an g drinking like a fish, he have at least a couple of i him. » * » girl said to a boy: "You're sy to know what love is." And the boy replied: "Nonsense. I'm a taxicab driver. The busier I am, the more I learn about love!" * * * You can get a girl to eat out of your hand, if you have plenty of sugar in it. » * * When gold digging is a religion with a girl, she'll prey. * * * A woman has to be the berries, if she expects to be picked. * * * If kisses are the language of love some girls speak to everybody. * * • Many a boy has lost his head because it was stuck on a girl's body. * * • After an evening of drinking like a fish, girls have been known to find themselves in the sea of matrimony. * » * A man who hasn't the jack can never give a girl the kind of deal she wants. » » • "Kiss me, honey, and you'll get a treat." "Oh, swell! A highball or a cocf:tail." • * • When the screen guys go out to paint the town red, they often get nabbed by bluecoats. » * * Kisses used to speak volumes, but nowadays, with all these darn diary scandals, volumes speas kisses. • • • Money is filthy lucre and it talks, but many a girl will listen to dirt. • « • People who get too high usually feel low afterward. » * • With some girls, sowing wild oats goes against the grain. The reason some girls keep as fit as a fiddle is because they're always up alongside some guy's cnin. * * * Some men are never satisfied Even when they get the toast of the town, they usually want a little honey on the side. * * * And the dizzier a girl Is, the more fellows there are who want to give her a whirl. * * • Some girls can't see anything In a new boyfriend, until he turns out the lights. * * * Oddly enough, a tame petter drives the modern girl wild. * * * Everyman has his price, and ev^ry woman has her figure. * • • An old maid, is a girl who has made a miss of things. * • • Before you can get a heavenly kiss from some girls, you have to get them high. * * * Many a fellow starts a puppy love affair, only to wind up a few months later tied down in the dog house. * * • Strange as it seems, heavenly bodies are best on dark nights. * * » When a man tries to get a gal to play ball, he usually has base intentions. * * * It's alright for a girl to bring out the beast in a man, as long as she's cagey. * * s Keep away from girls who are fit as a fiddle, because it is cheaper to buy a Stradivarius. * * * A girl needs a pretty map, if she's to go places. * * * "I'm thinking of getting married." "Better think twice, honey." "Heck, no, that would be bigamy!" 73