FilmIndia (May-Dec 1938)

Kicks and Kisses You can have fun with an old fashioned girl by making a modern girl out of her. * • • "Why did your girl turn out the light the other night?" "I think she loves me but wants to keep it in the dark." • • • If a stenographer works for a big capitalist, she's apt to be in the lap of luxury. » • * A brassiere is something a woman wears for two obvious reasons. Her: "But, I never pet with strangers!" Him: "Then let's ride around a while and get familiar!" * * • If they were any dressings at the nudist camps, they must be cellophane wrappers. * * * Garters hold a girl's stockings and a man's interest. v * • She: "I want you to take a picture of the watch I carry on my leg". Photo Fiend: "All right, but it will have to be a time-exposure." » » • Many a girl sows her wild oats on Saturday night and then goes to church on Sunday to pray for crop failures. * • • When a girl decides to paint the town red, she usually begins on her own lips. • • • The girl with a well-rounded figure is soon cornered. . » • Television will be a wonderful thing, but it will never replace the old fashioned key hole. • • • He: "Your lips are so sweet". She: "I warn you. Anything you may say may be held against you." • • » Clarence: (during petting season) : "I have always believed, M baby, that happiness is where one finds it." Winnie: "Oh, yeah? Well, you sure don't lose much time searching for it, big boy!" • • * A new similie: As impossible as arresting a nudist for carrying concealed weapons. » • , Beer makes one lean, lean against poles and lamp posts. » * Him: (Kissing her gently on beach) "Haven't I met you before somewhere?" Her: (Sweetly): "No, may be it's just the situation that's so familiar!" He: "I'll kiss you on the chin!" She: "Can't you raise your offer?" Love comes as often as a girl changes her mind. • * • Stella: "So you haven't been out with the professor since college ended? Bella: "No, during the vacation time he confines himself to physical research!" * If a girl goes out on too many larks, she'll probably finish up in some bird's nest. Buying a car is just like getting married. Once you get the license you can go as far as you like • • • Her: "I have the form of Venus." Revue Producer: "Hmmm, I'll look at your art collection in private sometime. Many a man has got a one track mind and it's a dirty track • • • A girl is called "streamlined" because she doesn't offer much resistance. . « * . The price of clothes is falling, but brassiers are still holding up. "My boss treats me like a dog" "Yeah? A lap dog?" * • * Two and three make five, but it takes two and sex to make a little one. * » » A fan who falls in love with a movie star is about as hopeless as a cow that falls in love with a Bull Durham advertisement. * • • The prodigal son usually returns empty handed, but when the prodigal daughter comes home it Is usually with armful. * • • School girls raise their hands to get attention but chorus girls raise their legs. » • * Some girls wear black garters In memory of those who passed beyond. * • • A good many people go about with their nose in the air, because they can't afford handkerchiefs. » * * The only way you can get any fun out of a kiss is to give it to someone else. » » • When a girl tells a man to 'hold everything' he generally begins with her leg. * * « It doesn't mean that a girl Is religious just because she has a divine figure. » • • The key to success isn't a night key. * » • It's fun to fight about a kiss, but it's more fun to just take it lying down. ■ » • When a girl's kisses really become famous they are soon on everybody's lips. * • • Love is blind, but the neighbours are not. mm* We know an unemployed stenographer who couldn't keep her position in the office. The boss was so bow legged she fell through his lap. * • • The best excess rouge remover is an eager boy friend.