FilmIndia (1939)

Kicks and Kisses Many a girl has gotten first-hand information in a second-hand car. * * * Men want women to be like stars in their lives; come out at night and disappear in the morning. * • • "I'll bet you were furious when you came home and found that roomer in your wife's arms," said one landlord to another. And the other thundered, "Yes, even then she couldn't make him pay his rent!" * ♦ • Even smooth whiskey, can make a man get rough with a girl. * * • All a girl has to do to get some men playing with fire is show them a bit of hose. * « « When a girl has a vacant look, it means that some man is occupying her mind. * • • Many girls have been taken in when they thought they were just being taken out. * • • "Handsome, haven't times changed a lot? Thirty years ago men used to worship at women's feet." "Sure! In those days it was only their ankles that showed." * • • "I'll bet you hated to hear the alarm clock ringing this morning," guessed the first stenog. And the second said, "I'll say I did! It woke my mother up just as I was getting into the house." * • • When a woman finds she's hooked up with a worm, she usually starts fishing for something better. * » • When the animal starts coming out in a girl, she's willing to be the goat for a fellow that wants a pet. 52 "I had a terrible time when I went motoring with old Mr. van Doughbags." "Wouldn't you think a man like that would act his age." "That's just the trouble. He did." » • • Oddly enough, the apple of a man's eye is very often some other fellow's peach. * * * A fellow never believes that love is blind, until some girl blackens both his eyes. * • • A fellow who burns the candle at both ends is usually found with a little flame in the dark. • • • The honeymoon is the morning after the knot before. • • » "When I visited the theatre back-stage, one of the stagehands for a prank locked me up with the chorus girls in their dressing room." "Did you settle with him after you were left out?" "Yes, I gave him a hundred dollars." ■ * * When a certain lass heard that people see things they shouldn't see at the movies she cooed, "Well, they wouldn't if only all the loving couples would sit in the last row." • • • A stitch in time has saved many a nudist colony. • • • Instead of trying to bury the past, the golddigger tries to dig up a present. • • • Girls who never play ball, seldom make a catch. The model who is the apple an artist's eye, is generally peele * * » Never marry an astronomer. I is always searching for stars ai heavenly bodies. * » • A girl who throws herself at i man seldom makes a hit. ■ • • The bird that flies the highe is the night owl. * • » If an old flame burns a fellc' up, a new match will set him ofl Sometimes the girl that car knit has the best yarn. « • • A fellow who tells a girl th she's all the world to him, usual feels that the world owes him giving. * • • The worst kind of Peeping Tor are gals who don't close their ey when you kiss them. « » » A girl's pins hold a man bett than pasting him. * • * When a girl's fit as a fiddle si needs to be played. * * • The modern woman doesn't mill a man showing his hand if he hi the jack in it. * • * American women are the mcj beautiful women in the won You can see the figures in prooj * * * You gotta burn the midnight <U to carry a torch for a night clifl baby. * * • The girl: Stop! The Boy: But I am up to r' neck in love. The girl: Nix! You can only I knee-deep when you're with me1 * * * When a man gets wound up all goes cuckoo over a woman, rjfl hour has struck. * * * He: I'm going to kiss you, all thrill you too! She: Really, What are you goilj to do after you kiss me?