FilmIndia (1939)

Kicks and Kisses Warning "You are all the world to me, girlie." "Goodness! I'll have to reduce." Teacher: "Willie, name two primary colors?" Willie: "Stop and go". • » * Touchy First Model: This is my birthday. Second Model: How old. aren't you? « * * In love and governments, too much courtship is bad for the constitution. • * * Girls never get anywhere until they let themselves go. • • * In the game of love the girl who won't stand for a little strenous necking will never get to furs base! • • * The Proof! Rich Guy: Certainly I love you. Golddigger: Well, I guess I'll have to take your wad for it. • • * She: "I am glad you like my nose and mouth. I like your nose and mouth, too." He: "Then let's combine our best features" • • ¥ A girl is lost every time a boy finds himself. • • » Stop "Her face is just like a traffic light." "How's that?" "Well, about the time you think its' safe to go ahead, it turns red!" » * * It's amazing how a good, healthy kiss can make a girl love sick. • » * "If a stenographer works for a big capitalist, she's just apt to be in the lap of luxury." • * * Cruel "Jack says you treated him in an offhand manner." "Yeah, I did. I made him take off his hand from my leg." The Touch He: "I can read you like a book." She: "Huh! I'm not surprised — after you've been using the Braille system on me all evening!" * • • You can't hold a candle to a girl who's dynamite. • * * If a wife should have quintuplets, her husband might get a divorce on the grounds that she was overbearing. * * • Weight Lifting Blonde: Gracious! Am I muscle bound ! Brunette: (going to meet date): So am I. I'm bound for 180 pounds of it. * * * Every year is a lap year for most girls. * • * A matron is merely a lovely young girl gone to waist. » » • Sour? "I blame only myself. I never should have gone riding with somebody I'd just met." "Heavens! I certainly thought you'd be safe with him!" "I was!" * • • A lot of modern wives spend their time running up bills and running down their husbands. * * • The trouble with second honeymoons, is that they're usually over in a few seconds. * • • Against Prohibition! "Liquor doesn't add years to your life." "I know, lady, but it adds life to your years!" * * * Two and three make five, but it takes two and sex to make a little one. * • • Girls who are easy going are usually hard to get started. The prodigal son usually returns empty-handed, but when the prodigal daughter comes home it Is usually with an armful. ■ • » Some girls wear black garters in memory of those who passed beyond. » • • There are lots of good reasons why bachelors don't marry and if you have a bachelor friend may be he'll introduce you to one of them. Slow She: "Can't you understand? I'm giving you the cold shoulder!" He: "Yeah, but I'll soon warm it for you." • • • Up to sixteen a lad is a Boy Scout, but after sixteen he becomes a girl scout. K.O. On Points She 1: "Is it true that prizefighter you were out with last night puts everyone he meets to sleep in the first round?" She 2: "Well, not exactly. I managed to stay awake most of the evening." • • • The girl who drinks like a fish shouldn't be surprised if her head swims • • • The best way to get a girl off your mind is to get her on your hands. • * ♦ The trouble with night clubs is that the tables are reserved and the guests aren't. 80 Proof The cosmetic clerk asked the gorgeous blonde. "What kind of lipstick do you want, waterproof?" And the blonde snapped, "No, gin, ginger_ale and whisky proof." 49