FilmIndia (1939)

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FILMINDIA When a husband goes home late at night to a modern wife, he has to do some real yarn-spinning to pull the wool over her eyes. Journalist She 1: "So Jack is the press agent in every sense of the word?" She 2: "Sure he's either wanting to press me to his heart, press me for a loan or else press one of his suits for him. . * • Bare limbs often yield a harvest of forbidden fruit. . • • Zoological He: "Me proud beauty, are you an animal lover?" " She: "Listen! When I want the beast in you come out. I'll tell vou." * * * Suckers "Now what makes you think those are male mosquitos?" "They can't leave my legs alone." It always proves call a girl "dear". expensive to March 193S The Blind The chorine complained to her producer: "Can I put something else on? I can't see myself dancing completely in the nude." And the producer suggested "That's easily fixed. Put your hands over your eyes." A Creeper The boy in the darkened movie whispered to his sweetie, "This picture is making my flesh creep". The girl snapped, "Okay, but why does it always have to creep towards my knee." • * * Many a love nest has been built on no stronger foundation than a cute little limb. « * * Love is blind, but there are plenty of people willing to make spectacles of themselves for it. Geometry A straight line is the shortest distance between two points, which is just additional proof that a girl with curves will go a lot further. * * » A girl's face is her fortune, but it's her leg she banks on. Watch out when a strange gu; says your face is familiar, hands are liable to get the same way. * * * Showmen! Artiste: "Before trying for a job in your new revue I want to find out if I'll have to show much." Producer: "Yeah? And before giving you a trial, sister, I want to find out if you'll have much to show!" A good way to burn a fellow up is to warm up to him and then cool off. Your Rupee Buys More When You Buy 'SLA VI A' Engines and 'SAMSON' D y na mos. SJMSON "SLiVIA" (iterating Set Many theatre owners have had the worried experience of repeatedly spending for new CONVERTORS, because they initially bought cheap ones. Our "SAMSON" Convertors and Generating Sets will prove faithful servants till your THEATRE serves the public with perfect Entertainment ! Sole Agents : For all kinds of Dynamos, Convertors, for Cinema, Radio & Neon Signs, "SLAVIA" Crude Oil, Cold Start Engines Etc., Etc. r^N ENGINEERING CCMPANy BOMBAY. Grim: "CONVERTOR"; P/>one ■ 25340 50