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Kicks and Kisses
"Would you kiss a man with liquor on his breath?"
"Yes, if it was champagne". ■ * »
Give a girl enough rope and she will let you go hang.
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Bobby: "Pa, what is a woman's intution?"
Pa: (after night out) "Threefourths suspicion, son."
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1st Woman: "I'll bet you don't trust your husband outside the house".
2nd Woman: "Huh! I don't even trust him inside the house since I hired that little Anglo-Indian maid."
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Gold-diggers are just like goats. They use their heads when they go after a man.
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Miss Thirty Five: "What makes you so happy, lately that you are always giggling?"
Miss Forty Five: "He-he-he-he" Miss Thirty Five: "Oh"
* » * THE HEATER
She 1: "I shivered all over last evening".
She 2: "Didn't the heat come up?"
She 1: "No, he had to work late at the office".
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A man is like a lamp wick trimmed lots of times before he gets right flame.
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The Remedy
Clown: "It was a case of love at first sight".
Frown: "Why didn't you marry her?"
Clown: "I met her again and again.
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"So you let Tom kiss you. eh? In a moment of weakness?" "No, in an hour of weakness".
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An old maid is a woman who was once ripe for love, but wasn't picked.
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Love nests are usually occupied by some rich old bird who wants a little private lark.
Ashik Hussein and Indurani in "Chasmawalli" a Mohan picture.
He: (In a boat): "On the other side of this river is the show place of this country".
She: "What is it. a beautiful
estate?"
He: No, a nudist colony".
The best man at a wedding is the pne who isn't getting married.
The Hive
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Steno: "My boss is as busy bee".
Stenog: "Yes, I noticed he hlliei a little honey on his lap today',
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Money to burn makes a 1 of flames.
Blonde Model: "What do yt usually charge after a day's posh in the nude?"
Brunette Model: "Assault, breatj of promise and unwelcome attei tions".
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Some girls are like talking doll They squawk when you squee: them.
He: "Now I am about to ste: a little Kiss".
She: "Let the crime wave begin
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Anglo-Indian Betty says anothi good way for a girl to father ht nest is to travel with night owls
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Nowadays girls rouge in hast and repaint at leisure.
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A pedestrian is a girl wh doesn't neck. *
Men aren't so hot, but a gii might as well make the best o them.
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Market Value
Gal: "Sometimes a kiss is gooc sometimes it is worthless".
Boy: "Yes, that's the long am the short of it" •
The darker the parking plac the brighter the ideas a man gets
Not A Book Worm
He: "But, honey, a kiss speaks volumes".
She: "Well. I am not fond ol books".
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I know a movie star who looks like a girl of eighteen-eighteen weddings.