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ipril 1939 FILM INDIA When a boy has a girl in his car, /here there's a will there's a wayide. » » » Nowadays, a thoughtful bride aves a piece of her wedding cake or her divorce lawyer. The only thing that is shy about he modern girl is some of her lothes. A girl still remembers the first kiss after a man has forgotten the last. The trouble with level headed girl is that they usually are also flat-chested. The marriage certificate is the weakest bond on the market. And now consider it your goal To get her under your control; Just use your brains, it takes some wits to Subdue a girl with Jiu-Jitsu. « s * Hold everything! Hold on until She knows you have the stronger will; Be masterful, make sure you don't Find out she has the stronger won't. When a girl looks good in runks, the men try to get a grip n her. • • • A bigamist is a man who makes he same mistake twice. Some girls' hearts never get a •reak. ♦ • * A kiss used to follow a swell vening, but nowadays a swell vening follows a kiss. Dedicated to our Street Romeos To handle girls is quite an art, You seize her just below the heart, And, disregarding all her lip, You swing her up unto your hip. Then if she wiggles, tries to fight And screams with all her main and might, Just get behind and without haste Throw both your arms around her waist. The next step is a little bolder, Just fling her up across your shoulder; And carry off her figure neat The way you would a sack of wheat. • • * Your task is finished now, complete; Your girlie will be tame and sweet ; Your every whim she'll understand And never once get out of hand. "Movie Humour". Hindi by: Pandit Indra IN HINDI AND MARATHI BRRHmncHnm THE "ROYAL" JEWEL THAT SHATTERS ALL RECORDS IN THE COUNTRY Story by. P. K. Atre VINAYAK MEENAXEE No.. Stop 31S.T WEEK at tbe MAJESTIC Bomt The Most Popular Picture of 1938-39 • ay Universally ack nowledged to be the Best Tonic for Body & Brain Mind & Heart Proprietory Rights with. ROYAL FILM CIRCUIT, Bombay-4 57