FilmIndia (1940)

kick s an a Id A cute little thing with plenty of curves always supplies the angle in the eternal triangle. * • * * The girl who lies on the beach with the sunny-side-up gives an invitation for parking. * * * * When it comes to love some girls keep their fingers crossed and their men double-crossed. * * * * ''Is petting a crime?" "I don't know. I am out on Di'obation."' * » * * "She is his dream girl." "No wonder she's a nightmare." * * * * "Nice eyes she's got." "Yes, but there is a run in the left one." » # * * Some girls haven't one good reason, much less two, for wearing shorts. ■» * * * "What has Joe's absent-mindedness to do with your getting another manicure today?" "He was holding my hand at the movie last night, got excited and started biting my nails." * * * » MODERN SUITOR "Now that I've told you about my past, do you still want to marry me?" "Sure, baby." "I suppose you'll expect me to live it down?" "Hell, no! IH expect you to live up to it." * * * * "Ignorance is nothing but a di • sease." "Don't kid yourself — you couldn't be that sick and still live." * • * * Boastful Bettv: "A famous lawyer put his arm around me twice last night." Naive Nettie: "I guess that's what they mean by, 'the long arm of the law'!" IN LOVING MEMORY Purer than the evening star, Fairer than the falling snow. Fresh as morning dew, you are The noblest, purest girl I know. * * * * Heart aloof from passion's fires. By all temptations unbeguiled; Breast exempt from mad desires Body clean and undefiled. * * * * No seductive charm can lure You, who are determined to Remain the Purest of the Pure ... I wasted several weeks on you. * * * * Some Parsi girls look as if they had been poured into the bathing suits — and had forgotten to say when. * • * • Strip poker is a funny game — the more you lose the more you have to show for it. * * * * When a girl is straight from the shoulder, she has no curves. * * * * What good is alimony on a cold night. » * * * An Anglo-Indian girl may be good for nothing, but she is seldom naughty for nothing. • » * People who live in glass houses have to take their bath at night. * * * * Don't cook up excuses unless you are willing to eat your words. * * * * It is every girl's ambition to marry a man who can support her in the manner in which she's been costumed. * * * * Only a cellophane wrapper can make a dressing gown in a nudist's camp. * * * * The only way you can get any fun out of a kiss is to give it to someone else. He: "I have a mad, insane desire to crush you in my arms!" She: "Now you're talking sense." * * • He: "I'll Kiss you on the chin!" She: "Can't you raise your offer?" * * • • Many a man has got a one track mind — and it is a dirty track. * • • • Just because a girl has a divine figure, it doesn't mean that she is religious. Even Hell has angels. * * * * There is a food value in dates — if a girl has them with the right man. * * * * When a girl starts wearing loud clothes, she must be living on hush money. * * * * A girl may be as fit as a fiddle, ypt it takes a beau to make her play. * * * * She: "Do you like my arm tight around your neck?" He: "Yes, I enjoy a good he-andshe choke." * * • Many an old maid feels that the world owes her a loving. * * • T know a girl who is a communist's daughter and she has to give a share to everyone. * * * She: "A kiss speaks volumes." He: "Let's start a library." * * • Love is just a lot of dame foolish ness » * • A girl can't get sun tanned at the beach if it is a shady resort. * * » The trouble with most women is their trouble with most men. » * * A man wants all he can get and a woman wants all she can't get. * * * Love mav be blind, but it knows its wav around in the dark. * * • Every hard-boiled egg is alwavs yellow inside. * # * Boys will be boys — if they were anything else the girls wouldn't have half as much fun. 47