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November 1941
F I L M INDIA
The last thing a marriage bond seems to bear, is interest.
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Kisses may be the language of
love, but money still does the talking.
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Girl : "Honey boy, when you kissed me last night I was lost."
Boy : "That's the reason I found you tonight."
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The only bright spots in some men's lives are on the seats of their pants.
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In Hollywood, it's always the halfbaked girl who is undone.
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A burglar, finding a lady in her bath, covered her with his revolver.
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It's funny but the one thing that bl nds a girl to her conscience, is a complete absence of light.
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Sometimes a girl who's on the shelf finds herself in a lot of jams.
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"What would you call a man who's been lucky at love?"
"A bachelor."
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"What would you think of me if I blew you a kiss?"
"I'd think you were the laziest man in the world."
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There's a special automobile that's been designed for playboys. It develops a miss in the engine only when there is one in the car.
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A bigamist is a fellow who makes a terrible mistake, then makes another without correcting the first one.
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It's okay to bury your past if you don't bujy your future with it. « * «
In most divorces, the third party is Old Father Time.
We have natural blondes, peroxide blondes, platinum blondes, etc., — and now comes "Suicide Blondes", the kind that dye by their own hands.
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"Mary has many hidden virtues."
"Tsk, tsk! She should change her dress-maker."
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The girl who does everything under the sim gets her hide tanned.
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Banker : "You can't walk out on me like this. Can't we get together tonight and exchange notes?"
Film Star : "I'll say! You bring your bank-notes and I'll bring your love notes.
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"What makes you think he's Scotch?"
"Well, d'dn't you see him count his fingers after he shook hands with us?"
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"Why do they call ships 'She'?"
Why, because sa'lors think they can handle them."
"So you think it's possibls to transmit germs by kissing?"
"I'll say! I stole my friend's husband by that method, and lost him to another blonde the same way."
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Some girls are in love with the man in the moon, but most cuties prefer the mooin' in the man.
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Pansy had a little lamb,
Now, listen, folks, don't laugh
Why should we look at
Pansy's lamb When we can see her calf?
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Film Actress : "I've a b:g following."
Reducing Expert : "Don't worry. I'll make it smaller."
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Gals consider themselves big potatoes when they have lots of eyes on them.