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FILM INDIA
December,
Politicians themselves set the problems for the ■ people to solve, e.g. Pakistan. Did the people want Pakistan ?
Why is Aga khan getting fatter everyday?
Because his Khojas are getting leaner. He knows that it is healthy to be slim and as their Imam he is taking the weight of his Khojas on himself and keeping them healthy.
RAM SHANKAR PRASAD (Patna)
W hat is the depth in a drop of tear? It can be eye-deep or heart-deep.
B. K. LALDAS (Madras)
Can a man die ignorant ?
Gandhiji died ignorant of the intentions of his followers.
1KRAM U. KHAN (Bilaspur)
What is the smell of sex?
It is a perfume in love but a stink in lust. How do you pray — with unfolded hands or folded7
/ only remember Him. God doesn't want gestures and demonstrations. They ure reserved for Congress ministers.
MISS S. BHALERAO (Bombay)
What are the raw materials of love?
A green heart and some weak flesh.
VISHNU NARAIN SARIN (Nawalgarh)
What i? Minister Morarji Desai thinking these days?
He is wondering why his own kidneys are not taking his orders while the rest of the province is. What, in your opinion, is going to happen in Bengal if the present state of allairs continues.'
The Bengalis seem to be straining for an independent united Bengal with the East and the It est thrown in and India and Pakistan thrown out.
SURINDER SINGH (New Delhi)
Do our ministers really plough and drive tractors
or do they simply pose for photographs?
That is all photo-ploughing and word-sowing which grows no food but increases only our hunger. Recently the wives of the l.C.S. officers also did some photoploughing in \eu Delhi but got wild when the Agricultural Department sent them a bill for the loan of the tractors. They wanted to grow photos and not food. They should have called in our film producers who would have given them better photographs with dummy tractors.
A. N. NARAYANA RAO (Mysore) Is woman man's dearest rib?
Yes. the most expensive. When does a man gesticulate unnecessarily ?
When the tongue cunt spit out as fast as the mind piles up thought.
What are predatory friends?
Parasites who eat at your table and foul your garden.
What's dating a girl?
2*
Poomima, chic and smart, makes Jagat Pictures' "Gaun an interesting picture.
Rating her appetite for fun and food. | When does a woman stop wondering about a mai
Next morning!
Why do you like to paint yourself black?
// is a popular colour these days and collet profits.
MISS U. PAI (Bombay)
What is sharper than razor's edge?
That boneless blade which God put in
woman's mouth. How will vou differentiate
'aping" from "iniita
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Imitation is flattery, aping is mockery. Tl{ first is a compliment, the latter a caricature.
UMESH SAXENA (Dehra Dun)
Why should military officers be allowed to drii when civilians are being prohibited?
W e have inherited our army from the Briti: and those watered with liquor cannot now lit without it.
MISS T. D. BHARUCHA (Bombay)
What do you think of the pictures M.G.M. prodi i ces these days?