Hollywood (Jan - Oct 1934)

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Thoughts of wild bees are dispelled when I turn around and discover that it's a watermelon seed expectorated by a grinning young imp a couple of rows back. Nowhere can you find more magnificent spitters than in Tahiti. They have volume, speed, control, everything — including a genuine interest in the art. That dark opening near the wall over there, above which you expect to see a red exit sign, proves to be the oral cavity of a laughing native. The Picture Begins. It's a talkie. Unfortunately, the natives know very little English, but they have a pleasant solution for the difficulty. The guitar orchestra starts in energetically, and with the aid of a little whole-hearted banging on tin cans — always in tune with the intricate native rhythms — the obnoxious dialogue is completely drowned in a flood of Tahitian music. For a few minutes everything goes disappointingly well, and then, without warning, the screen goes white. The big moment has arrived. While the ancient celluloid is patched together, the whole audience pitches in and sings. A few, inspired by the music, stand up and wriggle into a hula dance while everyone beats time. It's about time for us to take a swig of that cocoanut water. When the picture begins again everyone is well warmed up. Maybe there's been a little native beer passed around. This is a concoction brewed from wild oranges and fermented honey, and the effect is just about the same as thumbing your nose at Primo Camera. The story has advanced to the stage where that good old piece of movie technique, the chase, unrolls before our eyes. The villain still pursues her, and how! The audience forgets to suck its oranges while it gets up on its hind feet and howls. The execrations poured down on the villain must make the heavy's ears burn back in Hollywood. And, my dear, the things they say! If the film is old enough to break down a dozen times during the evening — as it invariably is — the natives will count the show a well-spent beginning of a night's entertainment which will not end until dawn, tapering off under a glamorous moon to the accompaniment of guitars, soft voices, and dancing in the streets. There's no such thing as star appeal to a native audience. They get right down to story fundamentals. Garbos and Crawfords and Chattertons mean nothing to Tahiti. As for Mae West, she could learn things from a Papeete hula 50 girl instead of teaching her. Mae must have had her tender years, but in Tahiti they start torso-twisting at the age of two. And I maintain that when, after spending a few weeks in Tahiti, you come home and find Mae's performance in She Done Him Wrong pallid and anemic, the island has done something to you! It's Done Things to a lot of people. It killed Murnau. He died in an auto accident at San Francisco, returning from Tahiti with Tabu. But it was really the tupapahous who caught up with him. "Tupapahous — very bad," said Louis, the native from whom I rented my cottage on the beach. He shook his head soberly. "Murnau, he great man. But he no believe in tupapahous. He make pictures of tabu, but himself, he really not believe. What happen? You see? Gods ver' angry. Follow him. You think auto kill him — jus' bad luck? No. Tupapahous steer that auto. If Murnau know things like natives, he not do things he did, be alive now." We were walking along the broom road, lined with palms. From the warmth of the tropic sun we passed abruptly into a strata of cool air, chill almost, though the sun still beat down overhead. Louis shivered and hurried through it. "Bad gods," he muttered. "They not like my talk." And I wondered if there were not truth in his beliefs. That cool spot in the road was physically real. Perhaps it was Louis' imagination which transformed it into the wraith-like vestment of a tunapahou. I don't know. But perhaps Murnau knows, now. Murnau's house still stands, a showplace of the islands — yet almost impossible to rent. People come to visit it, are imoressed bv its somber magnificence, but shrink from the insufferable feeling of gloom and oppression which enshrouds it. In the sibilance of the rustling oalm leaves, the checkered pattern of their shade, is something threatening to those who would live here where Murnau lived. In the huge dining room stands a table symbolical of the place. It is a vast oval table, large enough for forty people to dine around it. In its center stands a gigantic lamp with a conical shade which spreads out over the table like a canopy. Instead of legs, the table top rests upon four stone gods, carved by ancient Polynesians, which have been the idols in savage rites of by-gone days and have known the ghoulish satisfaction of human sacrifice. They sit there impassive, waiting, perhaps, for other Murnaus who may never come. But a few miles down the broom road descendants of the men who carved them suck oranges and spit watermelon seeds in Papeete's movie theatre. Perhaps the magic of a reel of celluloid has robbed the tupapahous of their vindictiveness. Douglas Fairbanks apparently has escaped their wrath, despite his absurd and much-publicized statement that you can live in Tahiti on six cents a day. But has he? Perhaps, above the shattered hearthstones of Pickfair, the tupapahous are having the last laugh! HOLLYWOOD