The international photographer (Jan-Dec 1930)

Nov( mber, 19S0 The INTERNATIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER Twenty-si ven Yes, Like a Sailor John Boyle Jr., aged five years, shows a great deal of interest in a neighbor's litter of Persian kittens. The other day ne came to his mother with a brand new question, something like this: John Junior — Those kitties have only their mother to care for them. Where do you think their father is ? Mother — I don't know, Son. John Junior — Mother, do you suppose he is away on location? So Used to Sleighing Maury Kains tells a story about a Scotchman who told his little son that Santa Claus had committed suicide. Couldn't Be Nearer Bob Bronner — How come you were born in Scotland ? Bob MacLaren — Well, you see I wanted to be near my mother. She'll Never Tell Gaffer — That leading woman looks rather old for the part. Cameraman — Old ? I'll say she does. I'll bet she remembers the Big Dipper when it was only a pint cup. Labor Notice First Extra Man — I don't believe the employment situation is as bad as it is painted. Second Extra Man — What makes you think so? First Extra Man — Just saw a sign Hoke-um By Ira at the Post Office: "Man Wanted for Mail Train Robbery." Page the Minister First Cameraman — Charlie asked his girl for a kiss last night. Second Cameraman — What did she say? First — Same old thing. Second— What did he do? First — Same old thing. Not Always Then Billy Marshall — Why are actresses like automatic pianos? Billy Tuers— I'll bite; why? Billy Marshall — You can't play them without a roll. Waterhole Wiped Out If Cahuenga and Hollywood Boulevards were to be repaired all the Hollywood cowboys would be homeless. Giving 'Em the Air Joe Johnston shot a news feature at a little upstate town a few weeks ago. On the gas pump of the rural filling station he observed the following sign: "If you own Mail Order tires, kindly take them over to the Post Office for free air." Planting an Alibi Henry Prautsch — Dearest, could you be happy with a man like me? Cutter Girl — Maybe — if he weren't too much like you. Have a Little Patience Extra Man — This is the best miniature golf course I ever played upon. Another — This isn't a course. We're on the city dump. No Drug Clerk Assistant Cameraman — How much did Helen of Troy weigh ? Laboratory Assistant — Sorry, old man, I don't know much about Troy weight. Well— First Cameraman — L o o k here, pardner, I hear you said I was no gentleman. Second Cameraman — No, Bill. I said you preferred brunettes. A Topper at That Bob Tobey — Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ? Fred Kaifer — At the bottom, of course. Never Tried It M. Hall says 50 million dollars can't be wrong. Genevieve Tobin and Conrad Nagel in The Modern Wife" a Universal Picture Max Factor's Make-Up Used Exclusively Harry Osborne, Stills Tel. HOLLY 6191 Hai, Mohr, Cameraman Max Factor's Panchromatic and Technicolor Make-up for the Screen Max Factor Make-Up Studios Jack Pierce, Make-up Artist Cable Address "Facts" Highland Avenue at Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood Chicago Office 444 West Grand Ave. Other Foreign Branches 4-C Her Majesty's Arcade 67 Foochow Road 399 West Street Benson, Smith & Co 249 McCall St. Sydney, Australia Shanghai, China Durban, So. Africa Honolulu, T. H. Toronto, Canada London Office 10 D'Arblay Street Max Factor*! Theatrical Make-up for the Stage