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BY GROUCHO MARX
What do you want to save up a lot of money for? You'll never need the stuff.
Why. just think of all the wonderful, wonderful things you can do without money. Things like — well, things like — On second thought, you'd better keep on saving, chum. Otherwise you're licked.
For instance, how are you ever going to build that Little Dream House, without a trunk full of moolah? You think the carpenters are going to work free? Or the plumbers? Or the architects? Not those lads. They've been around. They're no dopes.
And how are you going to send that kid of yours to college, without the folding stuff? Maybe you
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board romances.
So — all seriousness aside — you'd better keep on saving, pal.
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Obviously the best way is by continuing to buy , S. Savings Bonds— through the Payroll Plan.
They're safe and sound. Old Uncle Sam personally
guarantees your investment. And he never fobbed off a bum I.O.U. on anybody.
You get four bucks back for every three you put in. And that ain't hay, alfalfa, or any other fieldgrown product.
think he can work his way through by playing the flute. If so, you're crazy. (Only three students have ever worked their way through college by playing the flute. And they had to stop eating for four years.)
And how are you going to do that world-traveling you've always wanted to do? Maybe you think you can stoke your way across, or scrub decks. Well, that's no good. I've tried it. It interferes with ship
Millions of Americans — smart cookies all — have found the Payroll Plan the easiest and best way to save.
So stick with the Payroll Plan, son— and you can't lose.
SAViTHe easy WAY.. .buy your bonds through payroll savings
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