Paramount Pep (1923)

7. PARAMOUNT PEP Accessories Managers THIS IS WHERE YOU STOOD FOR WEEK ENDING APRIL 7TH (Based on percentage of accessories quota delivered) 1. PEORIA 2. SIOUX FALLS 3. WILKES-BARRE 4. WASHINGTON 5. NEW ORLEANS 6. KANSAS CITY 7. CHICAGO 8. ATLANTA 9. BOSTON 10. MINNEAPOLIS 11. MILWAUKEE 12. BUFFALO 13. LOS ANGELES 14. SALT LAKE 15. DENVER 16. INDIANAPOLIS 17. NEW HAVEN 18. PITTSBURGH 19. CHARLOTTE 20. COLUMBUS 21. PHILADELPHIA 22. DALLAS 23. OKLAHOMA CITY 24. OMAHA 25. DETROIT 26. MAINE 27. SEATTLE 28. ALBANY 29. DES MOINES 30. SAN FRANCISCO 31. CLEVELAND 32. JERSEY 33. CINCINNATI 34. ST. LOUIS 35. NEW YORK 36. PORTLAND (Report not in) DIVISION PERCENTAGES SOUTHERN 95 DIVISION NO. 2 93 DIVISION NO. 1 92 DIVISION NO. 3 90 He Told Her Tom — Wihat makes you think she doesn't like you? Vic— She told me she thought there was a fool in every family. Well, what of that? I’d just gotten through a moment before telling her that I was an only child. A Word For Father (Little boy praying) “Dear God,” prayed little golden-haired Willie, “please watch over my mamma.” He added as an after thought, and 1 dunno as it would do any harm to keep an eye on the old man, too.” If It’s a Paramount Picture, It’s the Best Show in Town If on pleasure you are bent, and in need of diversion, Just glance thru a paper, for then you won't guess In theatrical notes where the Movies are quoted Take “Adam’s Rib,” De Mille’s latest and best. Then there’s “Jack Holt” so manly, whose fame is well known, Coming straight to the front, goodness knows he’s not tarried, Whom the girls think enchanting, so handsome and clever, And a word to the wise, “Too bad, but he's married.” Apollo “Tom Meighan” with praise all can tell, He's in the new "Thirty-nine” and “The Ne'erDo-Well.” There are scores of these artists, all classy and clever Who have tied to their talents both wealth and renown, Who will loyally thank you for telling at greeting “IF IT’S A PARAMOUNT PICTURE, IT’S THE BEST SHOW IN TOWN.” So we feast on the manna, the delectable morsel That art has supplied us in this intellectual strife, And we thrill at the zest, at the pep and the action In Swanson's great picture, “Bluebeard's Eighth Wife.” “Fog Bound" is a picture of Dorothy Dalton, Now I pray that the fog will nothing efface, For no crime could be worse, I could shoot the director, Who would try with a fog to hide Dorothy’s face. There are scores of these artists, all classy and clever, Who have tied to their talents both wealth and renown, Who will loyally thank you for telling at greeting, IF IT’S A PARAMOUNT PICTURE, IT’S THE BEST SHOW IN TOWN.” I have viewed in contentment, retrospective at times, The Paramount’s growth, it’s inception, it’s fame, The bright shining lights that illumine the pathway, Pola Negri, Swanson, Ayres and great names. These are but a few of the planets that lighten, That shed their bright glory on Paramount’s fame, There are many less luminous, the clever and talented, Who have reached their success, in art, wealth and fame. There are scores of these artists, all classy and clever, Who have tied to their talents both wealth and renown, Who will loyally thank yuu for telling at greeting, “IF IT’S A PARAMOUNT PICTURE, IT’S THE BEST SHOW IN TOWN.” HARRY SWIFT, Exploiteer — Cincinnati Exchange.