Photoplay (Jul - Dec 1916)

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Somebody Loves a Fat Man •m ) MINI A Dl kl I I Ml 51 IIIDI HER I Al I \l I \l)l R llll .Moll I VOI kl YSTONE By Randolph Bartlett APPOSE one of your parents was French and the other Welsh, and that you had the most wonderful reddish-bronze hair in the world, and that you had been a prima donna in musical comedy, and that you had had considerable experience in legitimate drama as well as in moving picture plays, and that, moreover and not of least importance. you were, despite all this, sufficiently young and handsome to look exactly like the photographs reproduced herewith — In that event, wouldn't you think yourself entitled to a more enduring grip upon one of the upper rungs of the ladder of cinematograph fame than merely playing second or third fiddle to a big laugh, and being mauled around by motorcycles and laundry machinery? But — on the other hand: Suppose you had discovered the utter falsity of the remark. "Nobody loves a fat man;" then what would you do? At first glance there seems to be a hiatus, not to say a yawning gap, in the argument. Not so. Hearken a few harks ! Hast ever heard of Minta Durfee? No, and again, on second thoughts, yes. After a little reflection you will remember that charming young actress who appeared with Sam Bernard in "The Great Pearl Tangle." with Roscoe Arbuckle in "Fatty's Fickle Fall," with Ford Sterling in "Dirty Work in a Laundry" and a dozen other comedy 105